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My Old Chair

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Adam Sandler played this song on Conan show. I am not sure about tuning though. Enjoy :)
[Verse 1]
CMy old chaEmir
FIs like a big comfy frieGnd
CIt's soft and it's fuzEmzy
FWith a brownish orangey bleGnd
CBut the padding is goEmne, and I'm Fsorry to sGay
CI think it's time for Emme to Fmaj7throw my chair away
Ohhh CnoooEm....F  G  
[Verse 2]
CSo I sit in you one Emlast time
Fmaj7I promise not to cGry
CPull on your Emhandle, then Frecline and say goodGbye
CSo I put you out on the Emcurb
FAnd I wish you good lGuck
TheCn I see a guy with a Emmullet drive by 
And Fput you in the back of his Gtruck
[Chorus 1]
And I Chope that he'll be good Gto you
AmDo the things that I Fmaj7couldn't do
And I Chope he gives you more Gthan me
AmI hope that he is good Fmaj7company
But Cwhen I climb into my Gbed
And AmI turn off the Emlights
I'll be Fwondering, who is farting in your cushion CtonighEmtF  G  
[Verse 3]
CI could always fEmart on you, you were aFlways in the Gmood
CEven that one sEmummer when I was eFating lots of Indian Gfood
CBut I miss you more than Emever and I Fknow I'm to blamGe
I Cguess I can fart on the Emcouch now, but Fbaby it's just not the Gsame
[Chorus 2]
And I Cmiss you baby oGhh so much
YoAmur giant buttons and your Fmaj7velvet touch
And I Cmiss you more than anGything
ThAme ball poking of your Fmaj7broken spring
If Cloving a chair is wrGong I don't Amwanna be Emright
So I'm Fwondering who is farting in your cushion CtonightEm  F  G  
[Verse 4]
CDo you remember Emthe night
We Fwatched the movie GNorbit
CAnd everytime I Embroke wind
You Fwere happy to aGbsorb it
CAnd after I go Emjogging
My Fsweaty ass would get your Gseat wet
CAnd when I accidentally Emshat in my pants
FYou kept it a seGcret
[Chorus 3]
And I tChink that I should Glet you know
I'm Amsorry that I Fmaj7let you go
And Ceveryday I Ghope I see
My Amchair on the curb just Fmaj7waiting for me
I dCream about you aGll the time
And I Amhope you're all Emright
Thats why I'm Fwondering who is Gfarting in your cushion toCnigGhtAm  Em  
Cause I Fwish it was me who is Gfarting in your cushion tConight

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My Old Chair

by Adam Sandler

Lyrics & chords · Original key

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Fmaj7

Adam Sandler played this song on Conan show. I am not sure about tuning though. Enjoy :)

[Verse 1]

C Em

My old chair

F G

Is like a big comfy friend

C Em

It's soft and it's fuzzy

F G

With a brownish orangey blend

C Em F G

But the padding is gone, and I'm sorry to say

C Em Fmaj7

I think it's time for me to throw my chair away

C Em F G

Ohhh nooo....

[Verse 2]

C Em

So I sit in you one last time

Fmaj7 G

I promise not to cry

C Em F G

Pull on your handle, then recline and say goodbye

C Em

So I put you out on the curb

F G

And I wish you good luck

C Em

Then I see a guy with a mullet drive by

F G

And put you in the back of his truck

[Chorus 1]

C G

And I hope that he'll be good to you

Am Fmaj7

Do the things that I couldn't do

C G

And I hope he gives you more than me

Am Fmaj7

I hope that he is good company

C G

But when I climb into my bed

Am Em

And I turn off the lights

F C Em F G

I'll be wondering, who is farting in your cushion tonight

[Verse 3]

C Em F G

I could always fart on you, you were always in the mood

C Em F G

Even that one summer when I was eating lots of Indian food

C Em F G

But I miss you more than ever and I know I'm to blame

C Em F G

I guess I can fart on the couch now, but baby it's just not the same

[Chorus 2]

C G

And I miss you baby ohh so much

Am Fmaj7

Your giant buttons and your velvet touch

C G

And I miss you more than anything

Am Fmaj7

The ball poking of your broken spring

C G Am Em

If loving a chair is wrong I don't wanna be right

F C Em F G

So I'm wondering who is farting in your cushion tonight

[Verse 4]

C Em

Do you remember the night

F G

We watched the movie Norbit

C Em

And everytime I broke wind

F G

You were happy to absorb it

C Em

And after I go jogging

F G

My sweaty ass would get your seat wet

C Em

And when I accidentally shat in my pants

F G

You kept it a secret

[Chorus 3]

C G

And I think that I should let you know

Am Fmaj7

I'm sorry that I let you go

C G

And everyday I hope I see

Am Fmaj7

My chair on the curb just waiting for me

C G

I dream about you all the time

Am Em

And I hope you're all right

F G C G Am Em

Thats why I'm wondering who is farting in your cushion tonight

F G C

Cause I wish it was me who is farting in your cushion tonight

About My Old Chair Chords by Adam Sandler

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