Lunchlady Land

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Original key is half step down (Absus2 / Db / Eb are the chords)
Asus2Woke up in the morning.
DPut on my new plastic glove.
Asus2Served some re-heated salsbury steak
With a lDittle slice of love
Asus2Got no clue what the chicken pot pDie
Is made of.
EJust know everything's doing fine
Down here iDn Lunch Lady Land.
Asus2 D
WAsus2ell, I wear this net on my head
'DCause my red hair is fallin' out.
I Asus2wear these brown orthopedic shoes
'DCause I got a bad case of the gout.
I Asus2know you want seconds on the corn dogs,
DBut there's no reason to shout.
EEverybody gets enough food
Down here in DLunch Lady Land.
Asus2 A7
Well, yDesterday's meatloaf
Is today's sloppy joesA  
And my bDreath reaks of tuna
And there's lots of black hairs comin' out of my nAose.
In Asus2Lunchlady Land your dreams come true
ClDouds made of carrots and peas
MoAsus2untains built of shepherds pie
AnDd rivers made of macaroni and cheese
BuAsus2t don't forget to return your trays
AnDd try to ignore my gum disease
No Estudent can escape the magic of Lunchlady Asus2Land (ohhhhh ohhhh)
Asus2Hoagies and grinders, hoagies and grinders
Hoagies and grinders, hoagies and grindeDrs
DNavy beans, navy beans, navy beans
Asus2Hoagies and grinder, hoagies and grinders
DNavy beans, navy beans
DMeatloaf sandwich
Asus2Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
DSloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
Asus2Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
DSloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
Asus2Well I dreamt one morning that I woke up to see
All the pDepperoni pizza was a-looking at me
It screamedAsus2, why do you burn me and serve me up cold
I said I Dgot the spatula just do what you're told
Then thAsus2e liver and onions started joining the fight
And the chocoDlate pudding pushed me with all its might
And the Asus2chop suey slapped me and it kicked me in the head
"It's called rDevenge Lunchlady" said the garlic bread
Asus2I said what did I do to make you all so mad
They said you Dgot flabby arms and your breath is bad
Asus2Then the green beans said you better run and hide
But then my frDiend sloppy joe came and joined my side
He said if Asus2it wasn't for the Lunchlady the kids wouldn't eatcha
You should be Dshakin' her hand and sayin' please to meet ya
She Asus2gives you a purpose and she gives you a goal
You should be Dkissin' her feet and kissin' her mole
Now Asus2all the angry foods just leave me alone
And we Dall live together in a happy home
Thanks to
SlAsus2oppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
SloDppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
SloAsus2ppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
Sloppy Djoe, slop, sloppy joe
EWell me and sloppy joe got married
DWe got six kids and we're doin' just fine
Down in Lunchlady LandA  
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