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The Hedgehogs Song

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[Verse 1]
CBestiality may be a Ffun thing to do
But Ghere is a story I'll give unto you
CWith almost all animals Fyou'll have a ball
But the Ghedgehog can never be buggered at Call
Can never be Fbuggered, be buggered at Call
The hedgehog can Gnever be buggered at Call
[Verse 2]
The Cmoose is amusing, the Fsheep quite confusing
Oh Groger a rhino if you're ready for bruising
Or Cmounting a mountain goat, be Fcareful don't fall
But the Ghedgehog can never be buggered at Call
Can never be Fbuggered, be buggered at Call
The hedgehog can Gnever be buggered at Call
[Verse 3]
A Clion is frisky, a Fleopard is fun
If Gyou choose a cheetah you may have to run
You can Cfondle the fleas on a Fflea market stall
But the Ghedgehog can never be buggered at Call
Can never be Fbuggered, be buggered at Call
The hedgehog can Gnever be buggered at Call
[Verse 4]
For the Cspines on his back are too Fsharp for a man
They'll Ggive you a pain in the worst place they can
The Cstickles and prickles will Fmaul and appal
But the Ghedgehog can never be buggered at Call
Can never be Fbuggered, be buggered at Call
The hedgehog can Gnever be buggered at Call
[Verse 5]
If you Cmeet Nanny Ogg, just Fremember to thank her
For Gwarning all wayfarers waylaid in Lancre
And Cremember to caution your Fpoor foreign guest
GIl porcupino nil sodomy Cest
Nil sodomy Fest, nil sodomy Cest
Il porcuGpino nil sodomy Cest
[Verse 6]
You can Croot with a wombat, down Fhere in Australia
But Gdon't be alarmed by our bouncy mammalia 
You Cdidn't think our beasts would be Ffriendly, did ya?
You've Gnot suffered pain till you've shagged an Cechidna
Can never be Fbuggered, be buggered at Call
The echidna can Gnever be buggered at Call
[Verse 7]
For the Cspines on his back are so Fawfully thick
They'll Gpoke perforations all over your prick
There's Cnowhere to aim when he's Fcurled in a ball
The Ghedgehog can never be buggered at Call
Can never be Fbuggered, be buggered at Call
The hedgehog can Gnever be buggered at Call
Nil sodomy Fest, nil sodomy Cest
Il porcuGpino nil sodomy Cest
Can never be Fbuggered, be buggered at Call
The hedgehog can Gnever be buggered at Call

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The Hedgehogs Song

by Martin Pearson

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[Verse 1]

C F

Bestiality may be a fun thing to do

But here is a story I'll give unto you

C F

With almost all animals you'll have a ball

G C

But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all

F C

Can never be buggered, be buggered at all

G C

The hedgehog can never be buggered at all

[Verse 2]

C F

The moose is amusing, the sheep quite confusing

Oh roger a rhino if you're ready for bruising

C F

Or mounting a mountain goat, be careful don't fall

G C

But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all

F C

Can never be buggered, be buggered at all

G C

The hedgehog can never be buggered at all

[Verse 3]

C F

A lion is frisky, a leopard is fun

If you choose a cheetah you may have to run

C F

You can fondle the fleas on a flea market stall

G C

But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all

F C

Can never be buggered, be buggered at all

G C

The hedgehog can never be buggered at all

[Verse 4]

C F

For the spines on his back are too sharp for a man

They'll give you a pain in the worst place they can

C F

The stickles and prickles will maul and appal

G C

But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all

F C

Can never be buggered, be buggered at all

G C

The hedgehog can never be buggered at all

[Verse 5]

C F

If you meet Nanny Ogg, just remember to thank her

For warning all wayfarers waylaid in Lancre

C F

And remember to caution your poor foreign guest

G C

Il porcupino nil sodomy est

F C

Nil sodomy est, nil sodomy est

G C

Il porcupino nil sodomy est

[Verse 6]

C F

You can root with a wombat, down here in Australia

But don't be alarmed by our bouncy mammalia

C F

You didn't think our beasts would be friendly, did ya?

G C

You've not suffered pain till you've shagged an echidna

F C

Can never be buggered, be buggered at all

G C

The echidna can never be buggered at all

[Verse 7]

C F

For the spines on his back are so awfully thick

They'll poke perforations all over your prick

C F

There's nowhere to aim when he's curled in a ball

G C

The hedgehog can never be buggered at all

F C

Can never be buggered, be buggered at all

G C

The hedgehog can never be buggered at all

F C

Nil sodomy est, nil sodomy est

G C

Il porcupino nil sodomy est

F C

Can never be buggered, be buggered at all

G C

The hedgehog can never be buggered at all

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