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       C=   032010
       G=   320003
       D=   xx0232
       E=   022100
      D7=   xx0212
      A7=   002020
C#m7b5  =   x42000  (My humble guess at the transition chord between C to G in the chorus)
[Verse 1]
If aGll your fancy diet plans have gCot your head a 'sGwimmin' 
And eDverything you eat must be apprCoved by Richard SGimmons
Stopped eaCtin' that birdseed, friend, cause wGhat you really need
Is a proceCdure guaranteeA7d not to impede your need D7to feed
[Chorus]
LiposCuction! LiposGuction!
The nCew immediate weA7ight reduction plD7an
Trade Cin the hand you've been C#m7b5dealt and get surgiGcally svelteE  
At your fA7riendly neighborhood D7liposuction mCanG  
[Verse 2]
If yGou've abandoned exercise and yoCur gut keeps gettGing vaster
Your Dthighs are growing over-size aCnd your butt's goGne off to pasture
If you wanCt a new demeanor and you're keen on Ggetting leaner
Then your Cremedy is an MA7.D. with a fancy vacuum clD7eaner
[Chorus]
LiposCuction! LiposGuction!
The nCew immediate weA7ight reduction plD7an
Take tChe fat cells from your hiC#m7b5ps, put 'em in BarbaGra Hershey's Elips
At your fA7riendly neighborhood D7liposuction mCanG  
[Verse 3]
If your Gwaist line is a'surgin'
And in nDeed of some reversion
And your Coverall weight dispersion's
Gettin' Gon the verge of perversion
I'm encoCuraging an excursion
To go seGarchin' for a surgeon
And get yoCur emergency pA7urgin' of the burgeonin' fD7at emergin' from your chin!
[Chorus]
LiposCuction! LiposGuction!
The nCew immediate weA7ight reduction plD7an
Get yoCur torso refC#m7b5ormatted, get a noGse job while you're aEt it
At your fA7riendly neighborhood D7liposuction mGanE  
Make yCour ass twelve inches thiC#m7b5nner and be hoGme in time for diEnner
At your fA7riendly neighborhood D7liposuction Gman....C.G  
[Refrain]
Well the dCoctor's bill may vex C#m7b5ya
But it suGre beats anoreExia
At your fA7riendly neighborhood lDiposuction mGan!C  G  

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Liposuction

by Da Vinci's Notebook

Lyrics & chords · Original key

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C#m7b5

= 032010

= 320003

= xx0232

= 022100

= xx0212

= 002020

C#m7b5 = x42000 (My humble guess at the transition chord between C to G in the chorus)

[Verse 1]

G C G

If all your fancy diet plans have got your head a 'swimmin'

D C G

And everything you eat must be approved by Richard Simmons

C G

Stopped eatin' that birdseed, friend, cause what you really need

C A7 D7

Is a procedure guaranteed not to impede your need to feed

[Chorus]

C G

Liposuction! Liposuction!

C A7 D7

The new immediate weight reduction plan

C C#m7b5 G E

Trade in the hand you've been dealt and get surgically svelte

A7 D7 C G

At your friendly neighborhood liposuction man

[Verse 2]

G C G

If you've abandoned exercise and your gut keeps getting vaster

D C G

Your thighs are growing over-size and your butt's gone off to pasture

C G

If you want a new demeanor and you're keen on getting leaner

C A7 D7

Then your remedy is an M.D. with a fancy vacuum cleaner

[Chorus]

C G

Liposuction! Liposuction!

C A7 D7

The new immediate weight reduction plan

C C#m7b5 G E

Take the fat cells from your hips, put 'em in Barbara Hershey's lips

A7 D7 C G

At your friendly neighborhood liposuction man

[Verse 3]

If your waist line is a'surgin'

And in need of some reversion

And your overall weight dispersion's

Gettin' on the verge of perversion

I'm encouraging an excursion

To go searchin' for a surgeon

C A7 D7

And get your emergency purgin' of the burgeonin' fat emergin' from your chin!

[Chorus]

C G

Liposuction! Liposuction!

C A7 D7

The new immediate weight reduction plan

C C#m7b5 G E

Get your torso reformatted, get a nose job while you're at it

A7 D7 G E

At your friendly neighborhood liposuction man

C C#m7b5 G E

Make your ass twelve inches thinner and be home in time for dinner

A7 D7 G C G

At your friendly neighborhood liposuction man.....

[Refrain]

C C#m7b5

Well the doctor's bill may vex ya

G E

But it sure beats anorexia

A7 D G C G

At your friendly neighborhood liposuction man!

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