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Internet Porn by Da Vinci's Notebook
capo 3
     e|-----|
     B|--3--|
     G|--1--|
   E7  D|--2--|
     A|--2--|
     E|--0--|
Dm E7
Am     Dm     E7
Am     Dm     E7
Back in the nAmot-too-distant past
When I would nDmeed a quick repast
Or a tE7emporary break from my agAmenda
Off to the bedroom I would head
Pull out the PlDmayboy from 'neath the bed
And sneak a pE7eek at all the portraits of pudAmenda
My altDmernatives were slim
If I tried to find anAmother source for sin
I'd have to hang out with the wE7eirdos in the back room of my local 
vAmideo store
But last month I finDmally made the call
I got a brand new cAmable modem installed
And it opened up the flE7oodgates on a whole new universe of 
IAmnternet porn
(Internet pDmorn) Roman orgy scenes
(Internet pAmorn) dominatrix queens
(Internet pE7orn) girl on girl on girl on girl on girl on guy on sheep
(Internet pDmorn) gross anatomy
(Internet pAmorn) Pam and Tommy Lee
(Internet pE7orn) when you're given so much to choose from, wAmho has time to sleep?
Interlude:            Am        Dm  E7  
After my gDmirlfriend goes to sleep
Then I get out of bed and dAmown the hall I creep
So I can hunker down and wE7allow in depravity until 3Am:00 or 4:00
You'll always find me Dmin that same tableau
Silhouetted by my mAmonitor's warm glow
And absorbing all the bE7ounty from the cornucopia of AmInternet porn
Dm(InterneAmt porn) E7barely lAmegal teens
(Internet porn) naughty figurines
(Internet porn) geriatric German grandmas spanking Spanish men
(Internet porn) erotic Asian art
(Internet porn) guys with extra parts
(Internet porn) I don't think I'm ever going to see the sun again
(Internet porn) melon-love.com
(Internet porn) there's my neighbor's mom
(Internet porn) bikers wearing diapers chasing nurses dressed like Smurfs
(Internet porn) Maison l'Esclavage
(Internet porn) un, deux, trois menage
(Internet porn) every kind of smut from every corner of the Earth
Notes:
Not too sure about the key, but here goes. It's really simple, just a cadence, if that's the word. 
And btw, it's the same chord structure “Minor Swing” by Django Reinhardt employs. The F can be an F7.

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Internet Porn

by Da Vinci's Notebook

Lyrics & chords · Original key · Capo on fret 3 (as written in this song)

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Internet Porn by Da Vinci's Notebook

capo 3

e|-----|

B|--3--|

G|--1--|

E7 D

|--2--|

A|--2--|

E|--0--|

Dm E7

Am Dm E7

Back in the not-too-distant past

When I would need a quick repast

E7 Am

Or a temporary break from my agenda

Off to the bedroom I would head

Pull out the Playboy from 'neath the bed

E7 Am

And sneak a peek at all the portraits of pudenda

My alternatives were slim

If I tried to find another source for sin

I'd have to hang out with the weirdos in the back room of my local

video store

But last month I finally made the call

I got a brand new cable modem installed

And it opened up the floodgates on a whole new universe of

Internet porn

(Internet porn) Roman orgy scenes

(Internet porn) dominatrix queens

(Internet porn) girl on girl on girl on girl on girl on guy on sheep

(Internet porn) gross anatomy

(Internet porn) Pam and Tommy Lee

E7 Am

(Internet porn) when you're given so much to choose from, who has time to sleep?

Am Dm E7

Interlude:

After my girlfriend goes to sleep

Then I get out of bed and down the hall I creep

E7 Am

So I can hunker down and wallow in depravity until 3:00 or 4:00

You'll always find me in that same tableau

Silhouetted by my monitor's warm glow

E7 Am

And absorbing all the bounty from the cornucopia of Internet porn

Dm Am E7 Am

(Internet porn) barely legal teens

(Internet porn) naughty figurines

(Internet porn) geriatric German grandmas spanking Spanish men

(Internet porn) erotic Asian art

(Internet porn) guys with extra parts

(Internet porn) I don't think I'm ever going to see the sun again

(Internet porn) melon-love.com

(Internet porn) there's my neighbor's mom

(Internet porn) bikers wearing diapers chasing nurses dressed like Smurfs

(Internet porn) Maison l'Esclavage

(Internet porn) un, deux, trois menage

(Internet porn) every kind of smut from every corner of the Earth

Notes:

Not too sure about the key, but here goes. It's really simple, just a cadence, if that's the word.

And btw, it's the same chord structure “Minor Swing” by Django Reinhardt employs. The F can be an F7.

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