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Song: Hooker With A Penis
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[VERSE 1] 
(D D - -)
DI Dmet a Dboy Dwearing DVans, D50F1s, Fand a
DDope DBeastie Dtee, Dnipple Frings
FNew tatFtoos that Fclaimed that 
(D DU U D)
DHe Dwas OGCT,
CAfter '9D2,
DThe first ECP.C  
(D D - -)
CAnd in Dbetween
DSips of DCoke
DHe told Dme that
DHe thought 
DWe were Dsellin' Dout,
FLayin' Fdown,
FSuckin' Fup
FTo the Fman.
[CHORUS 1] 
(D DU U D)
Well now CI've got some
GAdvice for Dyou, little Dbuddy.
FBefore you point the Gfinger
You should Dknow that
I'm the Dman,
And if CI'm the man,
Then Gyou're the man, and
DHe's the man as Awell so you can
FPoint that fuckin' Gfinger up your Dass.D  
F G D D
[VERSE 2] 
(D D - -)
DAll you know Dabout me is what I've Dsold you,
DDumb fuck.
DI sold out Dlong before you Dever even Dheard my Dname.
I sold my Fsoul to make a Frecord,
FDip shit,
FAnd Fyou Fbought Fone.
[CHORUS 2] 
(D DU U D)
So CI've got some
GAdvice for Dyou, little Dbuddy.
FBefore you point your Gfinger
You should Dknow that
I'm the Dman,
If CI'm the fuckin' Gman
Then you're the Dfuckin' man as Awell
So you can
FPoint that fuckin' Gfinger up your Dass.D  
F G D D
F F D
[VERSE 3] 
(D DU U D)
AAll you know aDbout me is what I've Dsold you,
DDumb fuck.
FI sold out Flong before you Gever Gheard my Dname.
I sold my Dsoul to make a Drecord,
DDip shit,
FAnd you Gbought one.D  D  
[BRIDGE] 
(D DU U D)
C G D D
F G D D
[VERSE 4] 
(D D - -)
FAll you rFead and
FWear or Fsee and
CHear on CTV
CIs a Cproduct
GBegging Gfor your
GFatass Gdirty
DDollar
N.C.
So...Shut up and
[OUTRO] 
(DUDUDUDU)
DBuy Dbuy Dbuy
CBuy Cmy new record
DBuy Dbuy Dbuy
CSend Cmore money
DFuck Dyou, buddy.
CFuck Cyou, buddy.
DFuck Dyou, buddy.
CFuck Cyou, buddy.
 D(hold)

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Hooker With A Penis

by Tool

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Song: Hooker With A Penis

*NOTE* This will not allow you to play along with the track. It is just a fun, easy chord version of the song.

I put some suggested strumming patterns in parenthesis.

[VERSE 1]

(D D - -)

D D D D D D F F

I met a boy wearing Vans, 501s, and a

D D D D F

Dope Beastie tee, nipple rings

F F F

New tattoos that claimed that

(D DU U D)

D D C

He was OGT,

C D

After '92,

D C C

The first EP.

(D D - -)

C D

And in between

D D

Sips of Coke

D D

He told me that

He thought

D D D

We were sellin' out,

F F

Layin' down,

F F

Suckin' up

F F

To the man.

[CHORUS 1]

(D DU U D)

Well now I've got some

G D D

Advice for you, little buddy.

F G

Before you point the finger

You should know that

I'm the man,

And if I'm the man,

Then you're the man, and

D A

He's the man as well so you can

F G D D

Point that fuckin' finger up your ass.

F G D D

[VERSE 2]

(D D - -)

D D D

All you know about me is what I've sold you,

Dumb fuck.

D D D D D

I sold out long before you ever even heard my name.

F F

I sold my soul to make a record,

Dip shit,

F F F F

And you bought one.

[CHORUS 2]

(D DU U D)

So I've got some

G D D

Advice for you, little buddy.

F G

Before you point your finger

You should know that

I'm the man,

C G

If I'm the fuckin' man

D A

Then you're the fuckin' man as well

So you can

F G D D

Point that fuckin' finger up your ass.

F G D D

F F D

[VERSE 3]

(D DU U D)

A D D

All you know about me is what I've sold you,

Dumb fuck.

F F G G D

I sold out long before you ever heard my name.

D D

I sold my soul to make a record,

Dip shit,

F G D D

And you bought one.

[BRIDGE]

(D DU U D)

C G D D

F G D D

[VERSE 4]

(D D - -)

F F

All you read and

F F

Wear or see and

C C

Hear on TV

C C

Is a product

G G

Begging for your

G G

Fatass dirty

Dollar

N.C.

So...Shut up and

[OUTRO]

(DUDUDUDU)

D D D

Buy buy buy

C C

Buy my new record

D D D

Buy buy buy

C C

Send more money

D D

Fuck you, buddy.

C C

Fuck you, buddy.

D D

Fuck you, buddy.

C C

Fuck you, buddy.

(hold)

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