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Maynards Dick

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Intro
		E5  		G5  		D5  	A5   	G5X2
		E  		G  		D  	A  	GX2
Verse 1
 EIt'Gs aDll an open center
DOpens uAp and Glets the Ewind lift him away
EIt GdoeDsn't have to feel water 
DIt's just Aa plaGce that feels right with him 
Chorus:
EKinda likGe thDe way you're breathing
DI kiAnda like GthEe way you keep looking away
EWould Gyou like to glide on,
GSlDide a miAle Gsix inches at a time on Maynard's 
GDiEiiiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's
GDiEiiiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's
GDiEiiiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's
GDiiiA5iiiiiiiiiGck 
Verse 2
EThereG's a Dshyness found in reason
DAppreheAnsive infGlueEnce swallow away
EYou seGem tDo feel abysmal take it
Dthen yoAu're carGeful grace for sure 
Chorus (start putting in heavy distortion)
	       E  			G5  D5/E  
Kinda like the way you're breathing
D5I kinA5da like tG5he Eway you keep looking away
EWould G5you like to glide on,
	 G5  D5/		      E  	 A5  
Climb on my six inches and go down on Maynard's dick 
G5DiiE5iiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's
G5DiiE5iiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's
G5DiiE5iiiiiiiGiiick! Maynard's
GDiiiA5iiiiiiiiiGck A  G  
Bridge
E5Took yG5ou out in the back of the toolshed
E5Put it riC5ght on top of your forehead
E*				F#*
Took you out in the back of the toolshed
G*				     A*	    G5**
Now you know what you're fuckin with... Maynard's	
G5**	E5**						  
Diiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's				  
G5**	E5**
Diiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's
G5**	E5**
Diiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's
G5**
Diiiiiiick!
*for last 2 lines use:  E   F#   G   A	
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			5---7----8---10
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			2----4---5---7
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**Those last chords 1 put in myself, cos in the	
in the song, the solo attacks the B at the 12th,
higest G5 and E5 Chords and play them, up to you.

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Maynards Dick

by Tool

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Intro

E5 G5 D5 A5 G5

E G D A G

Verse 1

E G D

It's all an open center

D A G E

Opens up and lets the wind lift him away

E G D

It doesn't have to feel water

D A G

It's just a place that feels right with him

Chorus:

E G D

Kinda like the way you're breathing

D A G E

I kinda like the way you keep looking away

E G

Would you like to glide on,

G D A G

Slide a mile six inches at a time on Maynard's

G E

Diiiiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's

G E

Diiiiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's

G E

Diiiiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's

G A5 G

Diiiiiiiiiiiick

Verse 2

E G D

There's a shyness found in reason

D A G E

Apprehensive influence swallow away

E G D

You seem to feel abysmal take it

D A G

then you're careful grace for sure

Chorus (start putting in heavy distortion)

E G5 D5 E

Kinda like the way you're breathing

D5 A5 G5 E

I kinda like the way you keep looking away

E G5

Would you like to glide on,

G5 D5 E A5

Climb on my six inches and go down on Maynard's dick

G5 E5

Diiiiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's

G5 E5

Diiiiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's

G5 E5 G

Diiiiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's

G A5 G A G

Diiiiiiiiiiiick

Bridge

E5 G5

Took you out in the back of the toolshed

E5 C5

Put it right on top of your forehead

E F#

* *

Took you out in the back of the toolshed

G A G5

* * **

Now you know what you're fuckin with... Maynard's

G5 E5

** **

Diiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's

G5 E5

** **

Diiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's

G5 E5

** **

Diiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's

Diiiiiiick!

*for last 2 lines use: E F# G A

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5---7----8---10

x---x----x---x

2----4---5---7

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**Those last chords 1 put in myself, cos in the

in the song, the solo attacks the B at the 12th,

higest G5 and E5 Chords and play them, up to you.

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