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The Instagram Song

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Chords:
   E-A-D-G-B-e
A  5-7-7-6-5-5
D  x-5-7-7-7-x  or
D  x-5-7-7-7-5
G  3-5-5-4-3-3
Verse 1:
One, two, three...
Is that Ddandruff or Gparmesan?
DYour guess is as Ggood as mine
cause you Dcan't zoom in Gon InstagraAm
Is that a Dtabby cat or a Gmarmoset?
DI'm not quite Gwilling to bet
cause you Dcan't zoom in Gon InstagraAm
Bridge:
And Geven though I know you can't Ddo it -It's just not a capability of the platform
Gthat doesn't stop me
     A  Stop
Chorus:
No you Dcan't zoom in
when GInstagram'n 
your Areverse pinchin'
won't do Dnothing -What do you think this is, Facebook?
Except Din the end
when you Gaccidently
end up Ddouble clickin'
and Glikin'...
GYour bosses wife's skimpy Hawaiian bikini photo -You gonna get fired
GYour ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend's workout pics -You gonna get beat up
GA clydesdale relieving himself
Verse 2:
Is that a DFrito or a Gfingernail
Katy DPerry or Zoe GDeschanel?
Is that a Dbooger or a Gnose ring
   A  Stop
Is that Dsalad in her teeth or a Gdiastema
Is that a Dsharpei or just my Ggrandma?
is that a Dbrown bear or my Gdad's back
  A  Stop
Bridge:
And Geven though I know you can't Ddo it
Gthat doesn't stop me
     A  Stop
Chorus:
No you Dcan't zoom in
when GInstagram'n
your Areverse pinchin'
won't do Dnothin' -What do you think this is any other photo app?
Except Din the end
when you Gaccidently
       A  Stop
and Glikin'...
GYour crazy Uncle's unintentionally sexist inspirational text post -That's bad
GYour gym teachers homemade smoked sausage -hashtag "grillin' life" ,hashtag "sausage"
GInappropriate
G                               Stop
Outro:
I Dcan't get big on Instagram (can't zoom in)
cause you Gcan't zoom in on my Instagram pics (can't zoom in)
I Acan't get big on Instagram (on Instagram)
cause you Dcan't Zoom in on my Instagram pics
I Dcan't get big on Instagram
cause you Gcan't zoom in on my Instagram pics
I Acan't get big on Instagram
cause you Dcan't zoom in on my Instagram pics
I Dcan't get big on Instagram
cause you Gcan't zoom in on my Instagram pics
I Acan't get big on Instagram
cause you Dcan't zoom in on my Instagram pics (One more time Tay)
I Dcan't get big on Instagram
cause you Gcan't zoom in on my Instagram pics
  A   Stop
          D  Stop   
-You can't zoom in on em'

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The Instagram Song

by Rhett & Link

Lyrics & chords · Original key

Chords in this song · guitar

Chords:

E-A-D-G-B-e

A 5-7-7-6-5-5

D x-5-7-7-7-x or

D x-5-7-7-7-5

G 3-5-5-4-3-3

Verse 1:

One, two, three...

D G

Is that dandruff or parmesan?

D G

Your guess is as good as mine

D G A

cause you can't zoom in on Instagram

D G

Is that a tabby cat or a marmoset?

D G

I'm not quite willing to bet

D G A

cause you can't zoom in on Instagram

Bridge:

G D

And even though I know you can't do it -It's just not a capability of the platform

that doesn't stop me

A Stop

Chorus:

No you can't zoom in

when Instagram'n

your reverse pinchin'

won't do nothing -What do you think this is, Facebook?

Except in the end

when you accidently

end up double clickin'

and likin'...

Your bosses wife's skimpy Hawaiian bikini photo -You gonna get fired

Your ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend's workout pics -You gonna get beat up

A clydesdale relieving himself

Verse 2:

D G

Is that a Frito or a fingernail

D G

Katy Perry or Zoe Deschanel?

D G

Is that a booger or a nose ring

A Stop

D G

Is that salad in her teeth or a diastema

D G

Is that a sharpei or just my grandma?

D G

is that a brown bear or my dad's back

A Stop

Bridge:

G D

And even though I know you can't do it

that doesn't stop me

A Stop

Chorus:

No you can't zoom in

when Instagram'n

your reverse pinchin'

won't do nothin' -What do you think this is any other photo app?

Except in the end

when you accidently

A Stop

and likin'...

Your crazy Uncle's unintentionally sexist inspirational text post -That's bad

Your gym teachers homemade smoked sausage -hashtag "grillin' life" ,hashtag "sausage"

Inappropriate

G Stop

Outro:

I can't get big on Instagram (can't zoom in)

cause you can't zoom in on my Instagram pics (can't zoom in)

I can't get big on Instagram (on Instagram)

cause you can't Zoom in on my Instagram pics

I can't get big on Instagram

cause you can't zoom in on my Instagram pics

I can't get big on Instagram

cause you can't zoom in on my Instagram pics

I can't get big on Instagram

cause you can't zoom in on my Instagram pics

I can't get big on Instagram

cause you can't zoom in on my Instagram pics (One more time Tay)

I can't get big on Instagram

cause you can't zoom in on my Instagram pics

A Stop

D Stop

-You can't zoom in on em'

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