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Dmajor

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1/34

Tempo 80 BPMVol

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Position

Step 1 / 34Position: 2

1 index2 middle3 ring4 pinkyO openSpace = play/pause

STOP - STOP and mute
Stop - Stop and fade
Chords:
 |---|-DO-|---|   |--Gsus2/F#-|---|-O-|   |---|-G--|-O-|  o|---|A7---|---|
 |---|---|-O-|   |---|---|-O-|   |---|---|-O-|   |---|-O-|---|
 |---|-O-|---|  o|---|---|---|  o|---|---|---|  o|---|---|---|
o|---|---|---|  o|---|---|---|  o|---|---|---|   |---|-O-|---|
X|---|---|---|  o|---|---|---|   |---|-O-|---|  o|---|---|---|
X|---|---|---|   |---|-O-|---|   |---|---|-O-|  X|---|---|---|
Intro & Verse 1 Tab:
e|----D------------Gsus2/F#------------G-----------------------------------------------| |x6(2x Intro + 4xVerse)
B|----------3-----------3-----------3-----------3----------------------------| |x6(2x Intro + 4xVerse)
G|----------2-----------0-----------0-----------0----------------------------| |x6(2x Intro + 4xVerse)
D|----0----------------------------------------------------------------------| |x6(2x Intro + 4xVerse)
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| |x6(2x Intro + 4xVerse)
E|----------------2-----------3----------------------------------------------| |x6(2x Intro + 4xVerse)
Bridge Tab:
e|-----G------3-----3-------A7------0-----0-------D------2-----2-------------3-----3-----|
B|-----------3-----3-------------2-----2-------------3-----3-------------3-----3-----|
G|-----------0-----0-------------0-----0-------------2-----2-------------0-----0-----|
D|-----------0-----0-------------2-----2-------0-----0-----0-------------0-----0-----|
A|-----------2-----2-------0-----0-----0---------------------------------2-----2-----|
E|-----3-----3-----3-----------------------------------------------3-----3-----3-----|
e|-----G------3-----3-------D------2-----2-------A7------0-----0-----|
B|-----------3-----3-------------3-----3-------------2-----2-----|
G|-----------0-----0-------------2-----2-------------0-----0-----|
D|-----------0-----0-------0-----0-----0-------------2-----2-----|
A|-----------2-----2---------------------------0-----0-----0-----|
E|-----3-----3-----3---------------------------------------------|
Intro:
 D   Gsus2/F#   Gx2
Verse 1:
DHey babyGsus2/F#cakes I wanna Gwrite you a song
Dnow that we've Gsus2/F#been on this Gjourney so long
Dstanding here Gsus2/F#at the sink Gscrubbin' away
has Dreally made me Gsus2/F#think I've got Gsomethin' to say
Bridge:
GHey baby, A7ketchup and mustard and oatmeal too,
 Djust wash your dishes, Gdon't make me blue
GWash your dishes, or rinse them.D.. or just make an effortA7  
Chorus:
If Dbubbles were Gsus2/F#bullets I'd Gblow you away
I'd Dpop the champGsus2/F#agne and make a Gclean getaway
If Dbubbles were Gsus2/F#bullets I'd Gdraw you a bath
DTubfarts as Gsus2/F#meganukes would Gdeliver my wrath
But if A7bubbles were bullets
if Gthat were really true
then babycakes
GI'd take a A7shot for Dyou
GI'd take a A7shot for Dyou
GI'd take a A7shot for Dyou
-Do the dishes
-It's that simple

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The Bubble Bullets Song

by Rhett & Link

Lyrics & chords · Original key

Chords in this song · guitar

Gsus2/F#

STOP - STOP and mute

Stop - Stop and fade

Chords:

D Gsus2/F# G A7

|---|-O-|---| |---|---|-O-| |---|---|-O-| o|---|---|---|

|---|---|-O-| |---|---|-O-| |---|---|-O-| |---|-O-|---|

|---|-O-|---| o|---|---|---| o|---|---|---| o|---|---|---|

o|---|---|---| o|---|---|---| o|---|---|---| |---|-O-|---|

X|---|---|---| o|---|---|---| |---|-O-|---| o|---|---|---|

X|---|---|---| |---|-O-|---| |---|---|-O-| X|---|---|---|

Intro & Verse 1 Tab:

D Gsus2/F# G

e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| |x6(2x Intro + 4xVerse)

B|----------3-----------3-----------3-----------3----------------------------| |x6(2x Intro + 4xVerse)

G|----------2-----------0-----------0-----------0----------------------------| |x6(2x Intro + 4xVerse)

D|----0----------------------------------------------------------------------| |x6(2x Intro + 4xVerse)

A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| |x6(2x Intro + 4xVerse)

E|----------------2-----------3----------------------------------------------| |x6(2x Intro + 4xVerse)

Bridge Tab:

G A7 D

e|-----------3-----3-------------0-----0-------------2-----2-------------3-----3-----|

B|-----------3-----3-------------2-----2-------------3-----3-------------3-----3-----|

G|-----------0-----0-------------0-----0-------------2-----2-------------0-----0-----|

D|-----------0-----0-------------2-----2-------0-----0-----0-------------0-----0-----|

A|-----------2-----2-------0-----0-----0---------------------------------2-----2-----|

E|-----3-----3-----3-----------------------------------------------3-----3-----3-----|

G D A7

e|-----------3-----3-------------2-----2-------------0-----0-----|

B|-----------3-----3-------------3-----3-------------2-----2-----|

G|-----------0-----0-------------2-----2-------------0-----0-----|

D|-----------0-----0-------0-----0-----0-------------2-----2-----|

A|-----------2-----2---------------------------0-----0-----0-----|

E|-----3-----3-----3---------------------------------------------|

Intro:

D Gsus2/F# G

Verse 1:

D Gsus2/F# G

Hey babycakes I wanna write you a song

D Gsus2/F# G

now that we've been on this journey so long

D Gsus2/F# G

standing here at the sink scrubbin' away

D Gsus2/F# G

has really made me think I've got somethin' to say

Bridge:

G A7

Hey baby, ketchup and mustard and oatmeal too,

D G

just wash your dishes, don't make me blue

G D A7

Wash your dishes, or rinse them... or just make an effort

Chorus:

D Gsus2/F# G

If bubbles were bullets I'd blow you away

D Gsus2/F# G

I'd pop the champagne and make a clean getaway

D Gsus2/F# G

If bubbles were bullets I'd draw you a bath

D Gsus2/F# G

Tubfarts as meganukes would deliver my wrath

But if bubbles were bullets

if that were really true

then babycakes

G A7 D

I'd take a shot for you

G A7 D

I'd take a shot for you

G A7 D

I'd take a shot for you

-Do the dishes

-It's that simple

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