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If Bubbles Were Bullets

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I got the lyrics and chords from the video, but all rights to them :)
D G/B G G
D G/B G G
DHey, babycG/Bakes, I wanna Gwrite you a song
DNow that we've G/Bbeen on this Gjourney so long
DStandin' here G/Bat the sink Gscrubbin' away
Has Dreally made me G/Bthink I've got Gsomething to say
Ooooh
   GHey babyD  
   Ketchup and mustard and oatmeal, G/Btoo
   Just wash your dishes, don't Gmake me blue
   DWash your dishes or rinse them G/Bor just make an effortG  
[All:]
If Dbubbles were G/Bbullets, I'd Gblow you away
I'd Dpop the chamG/Bpagne and make a Gclean get away
If Dbubbles were G/Bbullets, I'd Gdraw you a bath
DTub farts as G/Bmega nukes would deGliver my wrath
But if Abubbles were bullets,
If Gthat were really true
Then, babycakes
GI'd take a Ashot for Dyou
GI'd take a Ashot for Dyou
GI'd take a Ashot for Dyou
Have fun!

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If Bubbles Were Bullets

by Rhett & Link

Lyrics & chords · Original key

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G/B

I got the lyrics and chords from the video, but all rights to them :)

D G/B G G

D G/B G

Hey, babycakes, I wanna write you a song

D G/B G

Now that we've been on this journey so long

D G/B G

Standin' here at the sink scrubbin' away

D G/B G

Has really made me think I've got something to say

Ooooh

G D

Hey baby

G/B

Ketchup and mustard and oatmeal, too

Just wash your dishes, don't make me blue

D G/B G

Wash your dishes or rinse them or just make an effort

[All:]

D G/B G

If bubbles were bullets, I'd blow you away

D G/B G

I'd pop the champagne and make a clean get away

D G/B G

If bubbles were bullets, I'd draw you a bath

D G/B G

Tub farts as mega nukes would deliver my wrath

But if bubbles were bullets,

If that were really true

Then, babycakes

G A D

I'd take a shot for you

G A D

I'd take a shot for you

G A D

I'd take a shot for you

Have fun!

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