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  C
A Cyear ago today,
My brother convinced a girl to say "I Gdo".
And that girl was you. 
But CSarah, I've got to warn you,
I don't think you know just what you swore to. 
You'll Gsee, 
What I mean. 
Oh Fnothin' in the world could ever Gstop John Green,
From Cachieving his one unmatchable dream. 
I don't Fthink that he would even Gstop at 19.
He wants Ctwo entire miniature Fsoccer teams
From Cyou.
From your womb. 
C11 on each side;
Co-ed teams would be just fine.
As Glong, 
as you don't take long. 
C44 little tiny baby cleats 
Tied onto 44 baby feets 
So Gcute. 
In their little Umbro suits. 
Well I'm Fglad you think that you're the Gluckiest girl,
In CIndianapolis and all of the world.
But FI wouldn't think you'd Gbe too keen,
On Cbirthing a miniature Fsoccer team,
For Chim. 
All for him. 
CIt might sound inhumane,
It might sound like a lot of pain.
Unless you Gopt
To adopt. 
CBut John would probably just call me a cynic,
I think he's already called fertility clinics.
He's Gserious
About this. 
Oh F22 kids is Gprobably more
Than a Cmiddle-class family like you can afford. 
But Fnothing in the world is gonna Gstop John Green,
From Cseeing his miniature Fsoccer team,
At Cplay.
Oh, all day.
CSarah I have to warn you, 
Warn you about what you've sworn to John GGreen,
Is a baby makin' maCchine. 
C G C

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Miniature Soccer Team

by Hank Green

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A year ago today,

My brother convinced a girl to say "I do".

And that girl was you.

But Sarah, I've got to warn you,

I don't think you know just what you swore to.

You'll see,

What I mean.

F G

Oh nothin' in the world could ever stop John Green,

From achieving his one unmatchable dream.

F G

I don't think that he would even stop at 19.

C F

He wants two entire miniature soccer teams

From you.

From your womb.

11 on each side;

Co-ed teams would be just fine.

As long,

as you don't take long.

44 little tiny baby cleats

Tied onto 44 baby feets

So cute.

In their little Umbro suits.

F G

Well I'm glad you think that you're the luckiest girl,

In Indianapolis and all of the world.

F G

But I wouldn't think you'd be too keen,

C F

On birthing a miniature soccer team,

For him.

All for him.

It might sound inhumane,

It might sound like a lot of pain.

Unless you opt

To adopt.

But John would probably just call me a cynic,

I think he's already called fertility clinics.

He's serious

About this.

F G

Oh 22 kids is probably more

Than a middle-class family like you can afford.

F G

But nothing in the world is gonna stop John Green,

C F

From seeing his miniature soccer team,

At play.

Oh, all day.

Sarah I have to warn you,

Warn you about what you've sworn to John Green,

Is a baby makin' machine.

C G C

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