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Here's the tab with standard tuning for Voltaire's country song All Women Are Crazy. I'm 
a woman, but I love
this song :P
This song can be played with these chords NO CAPO or CAPO 1. It just depends on which is 
best for you.
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All women are Dcrazy
All men are Gdumb
‘Cos though we know they're Dcrazy
We still want Gsome
It's nothin’ Dnew
And it's sad but Gtrue 
That we just can't Dquit 'em
And we can't live Awith 'em
What's a man to Ddo?
Back in the ABible 
There was a Dtree
Lord said to GAdam, "Don't you eat that fruit"
He said, "Fine by Dme" 
But then along came Eve
Lookin’ to do Gwrong
And on account of her Dcurves
And his lack of Anerves
Adam went Dalong
‘Cos all women are Dcrazy
All men are Gdumb
‘Cos though we know they're Dcrazy
We still want Gsome
It's nothin’ Dnew
And it's sad but Gtrue 
That we just can't Dquit 'em
And we can't live Awith 'em
What's a man to Ddo?
Take my old Alady
I bought her a Dgown 
We were Gfixin’ to go out mixin’
Out on the Dtown
She said, "Do I look fat?"
I said, "Heck no! Just a little Ground" 
And since that Dday, I've walked this Away
It hurts to sit Ddown
‘Cos all women are Dcrazy
All men are Gdumb
‘Cos though we know they're Dcrazy
We still want Gsome
It's nothin’ Dnew
And it's sad but Gtrue 
That we just can't Dquit 'em
And we can't live Awith 'em
What's a man to Ddo?
*speaking part*
DFellas, there comes a time in every woman's Glife
About once a month, to be exactD  
When they get kinda ornery
Oh, they start Gkickin’ and fussin’ and fightin’ and
We don't know what's Dwrong with them
But in a week or so, they generally come aroundG  
And they'll look you right in the eye, too, and they'll say
A"I'm sorry, honey, GI was just PMSin’"D  
Now, ladies, GI feel for you, I really do
It's not an easy thing to Dgo through
But since we already know the outcomeG  
I'd like to propose a little experiment
DBoys, the next time your woman gets crazy
GOh say, about a month from now
I want you to just Dlook her right in the eye and ask her
A"Honey, are you Gsure you're not just PMSin’?"
(pause)
Then you better grab your balls and run for the hills
D
*singing again*
When I met my Alady
And asked for her Dhand
She was the Gcalmest and the sweetest girl
In all the Dland
But then the ring went on
And she went all Gwrong
Like a midnight Dthriller, she went ABrideZilla
She spat pea Dsoup and become a Gkiller
She ate three Dkids
And my auntie's Awig 
And the pastor's Ddog 
*pause*
Why?!
‘Cos all women are Dcrazy
All men are Gdumb
‘Cos though we know they're Dcrazy
We still want Gsome
It's nothin’ Dnew
And it's sad but Gtrue 
That we just can't Dquit 'em
And we can't live Awith 'em
You just can't Dshoot 'em
Or you'll end in Gprison
And the biker from DHell, in your prison Acell 
Might take a shine to Dyou
End on D

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All Women Are Crazy

by Voltaire

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Here's the tab with standard tuning for Voltaire's country song All Women Are Crazy. I'm

a woman, but I love

this song :P

This song can be played with these chords NO CAPO or CAPO 1. It just depends on which is

best for you.

Hope this works.

All women are crazy

All men are dumb

‘Cos though we know they're crazy

We still want some

It's nothin’ new

And it's sad but true

That we just can't quit 'em

And we can't live with 'em

What's a man to do?

Back in the Bible

There was a tree

Lord said to Adam, "Don't you eat that fruit"

He said, "Fine by me"

But then along came Eve

Lookin’ to do wrong

And on account of her curves

And his lack of nerves

Adam went along

‘Cos all women are crazy

All men are dumb

‘Cos though we know they're crazy

We still want some

It's nothin’ new

And it's sad but true

That we just can't quit 'em

And we can't live with 'em

What's a man to do?

Take my old lady

I bought her a gown

We were fixin’ to go out mixin’

Out on the town

She said, "Do I look fat?"

I said, "Heck no! Just a little round"

D A

And since that day, I've walked this way

It hurts to sit down

‘Cos all women are crazy

All men are dumb

‘Cos though we know they're crazy

We still want some

It's nothin’ new

And it's sad but true

That we just can't quit 'em

And we can't live with 'em

What's a man to do?

*speaking part*

D G

Fellas, there comes a time in every woman's life

About once a month, to be exact

When they get kinda ornery

Oh, they start kickin’ and fussin’ and fightin’ and

We don't know what's wrong with them

But in a week or so, they generally come around

And they'll look you right in the eye, too, and they'll say

A G D

"I'm sorry, honey, I was just PMSin’"

Now, ladies, I feel for you, I really do

It's not an easy thing to go through

But since we already know the outcome

I'd like to propose a little experiment

Boys, the next time your woman gets crazy

Oh say, about a month from now

I want you to just look her right in the eye and ask her

A G

"Honey, are you sure you're not just PMSin’?"

(pause)

Then you better grab your balls and run for the hills

*singing again*

When I met my lady

And asked for her hand

She was the calmest and the sweetest girl

In all the land

But then the ring went on

And she went all wrong

D A

Like a midnight thriller, she went BrideZilla

D G

She spat pea soup and become a killer

She ate three kids

And my auntie's wig

And the pastor's dog

*pause*

Why?!

‘Cos all women are crazy

All men are dumb

‘Cos though we know they're crazy

We still want some

It's nothin’ new

And it's sad but true

That we just can't quit 'em

And we can't live with 'em

You just can't shoot 'em

Or you'll end in prison

D A

And the biker from Hell, in your prison cell

Might take a shine to you

End on D

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