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                              Cosmo Jarvis - Jessica Alba's Number
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The D Chord in verse 1 rotates between Dmaj and Dmaj7 pretty fast
while in Verse 2, a Dmaj and a Dsus2
Piano Intro
 D%  Bm7     A  
 D%    G   A  
Verse:
   D(Dmaj7)  D  
When I'm watching TV,
The Bm7girls are all I Asee,
They're Dsinging and dancing and acting and modelling,
GNone of them would look at Ame.
If I Dwent to Jessica Simpson,
She'd Bm7think I was an ignorAamus,
And Dif I tried to talk to Cameron Diaz,
She'd say "Gget lost boy, I'm Afamous!"
DAll the women 'round here,
Have BBm7O or they have Arolls,
and Dsome lucky bloke right now,
is probably Ghugging Beyonce AKnowles.
Pre-Chorus:
GIf I had Jessica Alba's number,
AI'd call her right up,
and I'd Gask her what she's Adoing at Dhalf past three,
and Gthen I'd Aask her if she'd Bm7marry me,
GIf I had Jessica Alba's number,
I'd be the Aluckiest guy in the world,
I'd be the Gluckiest guy Ain the Duniverse,
And Gthen some dicAk would try to Bm7steal her purse,
So I'd Gmaj7smack him in the head with my mobile phone and I'd say,
   A"Hey mister, leave Jessie alone!"
Chorus:
If I had GJessica AAlba's nuDmber,
If I had GJessica AAlba's nuBm7mber,
If I had GJessica AAlba's nuDmber,
If I had GJessica AAlba's nuBm7mber,
 D%  Bm7     A  
 D%    G    A  
Verse 2:
DFit Dsus2girls getting shot in films,
Bm7I'm always Ainto ya'z,
DI'd like to go see Toy Story 2,
With just Gme and Britney ASpears,
And then she'd say "DHit me baby one more time" and I'd say,
Bm7"No way Britney, Domestic AViolence is a crime",
DI like the one from Showgirls,
When she's Gdancing 'round those Apoles,
DOr the really, really fit one,
Who Bm7sings in the Pussycat ADolls.
DI've nearly got a moustache,
And they B7sus4still wouldnt talk to me,A  
DKate Winslet naked in Titanic,
Or the G6lesbian from the OAC.
Play Pre-Chorus
& Chorus
G~~  G   Gdim  A  
Outro:
If I had GJennifer ALopez's Dnumber,
Or GKate NaAsh's DNumber,
Or the Ggirl who was in ATransformers' Dnumber,
           G        A        D      C     Bm7       A7      G   Asus4    A     Cadd9D~    
Or Jessica Alba's number...
Done. Cheers. please commy and rate

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Jessica Albas Number

by Cosmo Jarvis

Lyrics & chords · Original key

Chords in this song · guitar

Bm7

Gmaj7

B7sus4

Gdim

Asus4

Cadd9

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Cosmo Jarvis - Jessica Alba's Number

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The D Chord in verse 1 rotates between Dmaj and Dmaj7 pretty fast

while in Verse 2, a Dmaj and a Dsus2

Piano Intro

D Bm7 A

D G A

Verse:

D D

(Dmaj7)

When I'm watching TV,

Bm7 A

The girls are all I see,

They're singing and dancing and acting and modelling,

G A

None of them would look at me.

If I went to Jessica Simpson,

Bm7 A

She'd think I was an ignoramus,

And if I tried to talk to Cameron Diaz,

G A

She'd say "get lost boy, I'm famous!"

All the women 'round here,

Bm7 A

Have BO or they have rolls,

and some lucky bloke right now,

G A

is probably hugging Beyonce Knowles.

Pre-Chorus:

If I had Jessica Alba's number,

I'd call her right up,

G A D

and I'd ask her what she's doing at half past three,

G A Bm7

and then I'd ask her if she'd marry me,

If I had Jessica Alba's number,

I'd be the luckiest guy in the world,

G A D

I'd be the luckiest guy in the universe,

G A Bm7

And then some dick would try to steal her purse,

Gmaj7

So I'd smack him in the head with my mobile phone and I'd say,

"Hey mister, leave Jessie alone!"

Chorus:

G A D

If I had Jessica Alba's number,

G A Bm7

If I had Jessica Alba's number,

G A D

If I had Jessica Alba's number,

G A Bm7

If I had Jessica Alba's number,

D Bm7 A

D G A

Verse 2:

D Dsus2

Fit girls getting shot in films,

Bm7 A

I'm always into ya'z,

I'd like to go see Toy Story 2,

G A

With just me and Britney Spears,

And then she'd say "Hit me baby one more time" and I'd say,

Bm7 A

"No way Britney, Domestic Violence is a crime",

I like the one from Showgirls,

G A

When she's dancing 'round those poles,

Or the really, really fit one,

Bm7 A

Who sings in the Pussycat Dolls.

I've nearly got a moustache,

B7sus4 A

And they still wouldnt talk to me,

Kate Winslet naked in Titanic,

G6 A

Or the lesbian from the OC.

Play Pre-Chorus

& Chorus

G Gdim A

G~~

Outro:

G A D

If I had Jennifer Lopez's number,

G A D

Or Kate Nash's Number,

G A D

Or the girl who was in Transformers' number,

G A D C Bm7 A7 G Asus4 A Cadd9

Or Jessica Alba's number...

Done. Cheers. please commy and rate

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