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Cosmo Jarvis - Maxine
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Key of C, ear-transcribed on ukulele by Neil Killer.
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Play this however you want, but if you're playing it acoustic without a band, 
it might sound better with some fast strumming. Sounds better than just a 
monotonous "1, 2, 3, 4" rhythm.
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INTRO:
   C     C     C     C    F    F    F   G[x3]
C   C   C   C   F
FDumb Kid, FDumb Kid, GDumb Kid
VERSE 1:
CI'm not Cstalking you, I'm Cwalking in Cfront of you
But Fyou're screaFmingF  G  
And CI'm not Cgrabbing you, or Cslapping the Cass of you
But FI'm dreaFmingF  G  
Cause CI like girls in CTrackies, I don't Cknow why they just Cgrab me
And I Flike how you stand Fup, I Flike how you stand Gup
CI'm not that Cweird, I don't Chave a girl or Cbeard
And I'm Fso fed Fup, Fso fed Gup
PRE-CHORUS 1:
I wasn't Amreally gonna Gget a tattoo Emof your name on Ammy arm
Cause I Amdon't have that much Gmoney I can Emspend, I can Amspend
No matter Amhow much porn I Gdownload, I will Emalways think of Amyou
And AmI will be obGsessed til the Emend, til the Amend
CHORUS:
MaCxine, MaCxine! You're Dmbloody obscCene!
And I'd do Ganything you Ftell me Cto!
MaCxine, MaCxine! You're Dmbloody obscCene!
And I Ccan't stop Gthinking of yCou!
INTERLUDE:
   C     C     C     C    F    F    F   G[x2]
VERSE 2:
CI'm not a Cwanker, well I Cused to be, but I'm Cnot anymore
Cause it Fmakes me FtiredF  G  
And CI'm glad you're Chappy, but Cif my love gets Ccrappy
And I'm Fglad you're adFmiredF  G  
And I Cknow I'm immaCture, I won't Cstalk you anyCmore
I'm a Fdumb kid, Fdumb kid, Fdumb kid, Gdumb kid
And CI'm not forCgetting you, I'm Cjust not gonna Chit on you.
I'm Fsexually reFtarded.F  G  
INTERLUDE:
C   C   C   C   F  F  F  G
PRE-CHORUS 2:
AmSpeaking of Gjacking, I was Emdoing it toAmday
But then I Amquit so I'd last Glonger, and you Emwouldn't laugh at Amme
AmI'm one of those Gguys, I can't let Emgo and accept Amloathing
Cause I've Amgot quite an adGdictive persoEmnaliAmty.
CHORUS:
MaCxine, MaCxine! You're Dmbloody obscCene!
And I'd do Ganything you Ftell me Cto!
MaCxine, MaCxine! You're Dmbloody obscCene!
And I Ccan't stop Gthinking of yCou!
SOLO:
  Am    G    Em   Am[x4]
PRE-CHORUS 3:
I'm not Amsaying we were Ggonna bang, but Emit would have been Amquite nice
And I Amwould have liked it Gmore, than the Embest thing in the Amworld
AmYou're not the Gfirst I've done a Emsong about, Amtrust me.
I'm Amreally not that Gweird, I just Emget obsessed with Agirls!
CHORUS:
MaCxine, MaCxine! You're Dmbloody obscCene!
And I'd do Ganything you Ftell me Cto! (My balls are cold)
MaCxine, MaCxine! You're Dmbloody obscCene!
And I Ccan't stop Gthinking of yCou!C  
BRIDGE:
I'm obCsessed, I'm obCsessed, I'm obDmsessed, I'm obCsessed
I'm obGsessed, I'm obFsessed
CHORUS:
MaCxine, MaCxine! You're Dmbloody obscCene!
And I'd do Ganything you Ftell me Cto!
MaCxine, MaCxine! You're Dmbloody obscCene!
And I Ccan't stop Gthinking of yCou!
[x2]

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Maxine

by Cosmo Jarvis

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Cosmo Jarvis - Maxine

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Key of C, ear-transcribed on ukulele by Neil Killer.

------------------------------

Play this however you want, but if you're playing it acoustic without a band,

it might sound better with some fast strumming. Sounds better than just a

monotonous "1, 2, 3, 4" rhythm.

------------------------------

INTRO:

C C C C F F F G

[x3]

C C C C F

F F G

Dumb Kid, Dumb Kid, Dumb Kid

VERSE 1:

C C C C

I'm not stalking you, I'm walking in front of you

F F F G

But you're screaming

C C C C

And I'm not grabbing you, or slapping the ass of you

F F F G

But I'm dreaming

C C C C

Cause I like girls in Trackies, I don't know why they just grab me

F F F G

And I like how you stand up, I like how you stand up

C C C C

I'm not that weird, I don't have a girl or beard

F F F G

And I'm so fed up, so fed up

PRE-CHORUS 1:

Am G Em Am

I wasn't really gonna get a tattoo of your name on my arm

Am G Em Am

Cause I don't have that much money I can spend, I can spend

Am G Em Am

No matter how much porn I download, I will always think of you

Am G Em Am

And I will be obsessed til the end, til the end

CHORUS:

C C Dm C

Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene!

G F C

And I'd do anything you tell me to!

C C Dm C

Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene!

C G C

And I can't stop thinking of you!

INTERLUDE:

C C C C F F F G

[x2]

VERSE 2:

C C C C

I'm not a wanker, well I used to be, but I'm not anymore

F F F G

Cause it makes me tired

C C C C

And I'm glad you're happy, but if my love gets crappy

F F F G

And I'm glad you're admired

C C C C

And I know I'm immature, I won't stalk you anymore

F F F G

I'm a dumb kid, dumb kid, dumb kid, dumb kid

C C C C

And I'm not forgetting you, I'm just not gonna hit on you.

F F F G

I'm sexually retarded.

INTERLUDE:

C C C C F F F G

PRE-CHORUS 2:

Am G Em Am

Speaking of jacking, I was doing it today

Am G Em Am

But then I quit so I'd last longer, and you wouldn't laugh at me

Am G Em Am

I'm one of those guys, I can't let go and accept loathing

Am G Em Am

Cause I've got quite an addictive personality.

CHORUS:

C C Dm C

Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene!

G F C

And I'd do anything you tell me to!

C C Dm C

Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene!

C G C

And I can't stop thinking of you!

SOLO:

Am G Em Am

[x4]

PRE-CHORUS 3:

Am G Em Am

I'm not saying we were gonna bang, but it would have been quite nice

Am G Em Am

And I would have liked it more, than the best thing in the world

Am G Em Am

You're not the first I've done a song about, trust me.

Am G Em A

I'm really not that weird, I just get obsessed with girls!

CHORUS:

C C Dm C

Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene!

G F C

And I'd do anything you tell me to! (My balls are cold)

C C Dm C

Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene!

C G C C

And I can't stop thinking of you!

BRIDGE:

C C Dm C

I'm obsessed, I'm obsessed, I'm obsessed, I'm obsessed

G F

I'm obsessed, I'm obsessed

CHORUS:

C C Dm C

Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene!

G F C

And I'd do anything you tell me to!

C C Dm C

Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene!

C G C

And I can't stop thinking of you!

[x2]

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