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Im A Textpert

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Rhett and link. it would be great if you could check us out, if you have the time. Here's the tab/chords:
(* means a quick strum on the chord change.)
NO CAPO
[Rhett & Link talking]
Hey
Whatcha doing?
Driving, whatcha doing?
Driving and texting..
Hmmm. Are you sure you should be doing that?
[Link]
Yes, because. I'm a Gtextpert
An Fexpert at texting
                             C             Am*F*                             
Rejecting the notion that you think I'll be wrecking
GDue to the fact that I'm disFtracted?!
                                             C           Am*F*
I multi-task best behind the wheel when I get textually active
GYOU should keep both eyes on the Froad, sir. For real
                                           C                      Am*F*
You'll look down, look up and end up in the trunk of another automobile
GLeave it to a pro. Be incoFmmunicado
                                           C              Am*F*  G  
Until you get to where you need to go, this conversation's O. Ver
NFo it isn't?
Yes it Cis
      Am   *F*
[Rhett]
Cause I'm a Gtextpert! An exFpert at texting
CPressing, my keypad when my Amcar's not Fresting
GI can divide my aFttention up
                                    C      Am*F*
I got so much attention, I've got an eleven-tion
GWith one eye on the road; one Feye on my phone
                                        C         Am*F*
I texted-in this drive-thru order for my latte and scone
Now I'm-n-a Gtext-n-eat-n-sip-n-Fdip and shift
                   C          Am*F*
It in to D and then chin-drive home
[Hook: Rhett & Link]
GI'm a textpertF  
A textin' traveler who Cdoesn't need a chauffeur-Ameur-eur-Feur-eur
GI'm a textpertF  
Don't worry, noCbody's gonna get hurtAm-urt-urtF-urt-urt
[Link]
SomeGtimes I text Fboth sides of a conversation
                                   C        Am*F*
Cause it's tough to keep up with my text-ual pacing
On rare Goccasion, when I've got nothing to Ftext about
                         C               Am*F*
I text myself reminders of what I'm doing now
[Rhett]
I Gcarry on, more conFcurrent conversations
                       C        Am*F*
Than one phone alone is prone to accept
GTested and perfected my Fpatented method:
                             C         Am*F*
The second handset hands-free toe text
[Link]
I Gride with my FSwedish Masseuse
                           C   Am*F*
She gimme deep tissue thumb shiatzu
[Rhett]
My Gyogi shows me hand Fyoga poses, like:
                         C            Am*F*
Downward Facing Pinky and Thumb Lotus
[Link]
           G                 *F*
                                  C           Am*F*
Instead I text the correct combo of 1's and 0's
[Rhett]
I'm an Gartiste! Using FASCII!
                             C           Am*F*
I just texted this toad to an art gallery
[Link]
GI text more, than the next borFed pre-pubescent tween!
                            C          Am*F*
In fact I've text-induced my own second puberty!
[Rhett]
GHow does that work exactly?
[Link]
                          F             C*Am*
Everything that happened before is happening some more
[Rhett]
I gave a Glift to a drifter!F  
And texted his estranged Csister
            Am        *F*
[Link]
Well Gdid I mention I'm a Ftext-itrician?
                           C      Am*F*
A next-gen OB/GYN, a Lamaze text-nician
[Rhett]
Well, GI'm the next Dr. Phil of FSMS
[Link]
                               C        Am*F*
I'm poppin' out babies with the power of text!
[Hook]
GI'm a textpertF  
A textin' traveler who Cdoesn't need a chauffeur-Ameur-eur-Feur-eur
                                         G|     G  
By the way, where're you headed son?      |    (I'm a textpert)
                                         F|     F  
Headed West on 421                        |       (Don't worry,)
                                         C|       C  
Uh-huh                                    |    (Nobody's gonna get hurt)
                                        Am|     Am  
Yes. You?                                 |    (-urt-urt-)
                                         F|      F  
Me? I'm headed...                         |    (-urt-urt)
G (if you want a punctual ending)

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Im A Textpert

by Rhett & Link

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Rhett and link. it would be great if you could check us out, if you have the time. Here's the tab/chords:

(* means a quick strum on the chord change.)

NO CAPO

[Rhett & Link talking]

Hey

Whatcha doing?

Driving, whatcha doing?

Driving and texting..

Hmmm. Are you sure you should be doing that?

[Link]

Yes, because. I'm a textpert

An expert at texting

C Am

*F*

Rejecting the notion that you think I'll be wrecking

G F

Due to the fact that I'm distracted?!

C Am

*F*

I multi-task best behind the wheel when I get textually active

G F

YOU should keep both eyes on the road, sir. For real

C Am

*F*

You'll look down, look up and end up in the trunk of another automobile

G F

Leave it to a pro. Be incommunicado

C Am G

*F*

Until you get to where you need to go, this conversation's O. Ver

No it isn't?

Yes it is

Am *F*

[Rhett]

G F

Cause I'm a textpert! An expert at texting

C Am F

Pressing, my keypad when my car's not resting

G F

I can divide my attention up

C Am

*F*

I got so much attention, I've got an eleven-tion

G F

With one eye on the road; one eye on my phone

C Am

*F*

I texted-in this drive-thru order for my latte and scone

G F

Now I'm-n-a text-n-eat-n-sip-n-dip and shift

C Am

*F*

It in to D and then chin-drive home

[Hook: Rhett & Link]

G F

I'm a textpert

C Am F

A textin' traveler who doesn't need a chauffeur-eur-eur-eur-eur

G F

I'm a textpert

C Am F

Don't worry, nobody's gonna get hurt-urt-urt-urt-urt

[Link]

G F

Sometimes I text both sides of a conversation

C Am

*F*

Cause it's tough to keep up with my text-ual pacing

G F

On rare occasion, when I've got nothing to text about

C Am

*F*

I text myself reminders of what I'm doing now

[Rhett]

G F

I carry on, more concurrent conversations

C Am

*F*

Than one phone alone is prone to accept

G F

Tested and perfected my patented method:

C Am

*F*

The second handset hands-free toe text

[Link]

G F

I ride with my Swedish Masseuse

C Am

*F*

She gimme deep tissue thumb shiatzu

[Rhett]

G F

My yogi shows me hand yoga poses, like:

C Am

*F*

Downward Facing Pinky and Thumb Lotus

[Link]

G *F*

C Am

*F*

Instead I text the correct combo of 1's and 0's

[Rhett]

G F

I'm an artiste! Using ASCII!

C Am

*F*

I just texted this toad to an art gallery

[Link]

G F

I text more, than the next bored pre-pubescent tween!

C Am

*F*

In fact I've text-induced my own second puberty!

[Rhett]

How does that work exactly?

[Link]

F C

*Am*

Everything that happened before is happening some more

[Rhett]

G F

I gave a lift to a drifter!

And texted his estranged sister

Am *F*

[Link]

G F

Well did I mention I'm a text-itrician?

C Am

*F*

A next-gen OB/GYN, a Lamaze text-nician

[Rhett]

G F

Well, I'm the next Dr. Phil of SMS

[Link]

C Am

*F*

I'm poppin' out babies with the power of text!

[Hook]

G F

I'm a textpert

C Am F

A textin' traveler who doesn't need a chauffeur-eur-eur-eur-eur

G G

By the way, where're you headed son? | (I'm a textpert)

F F

Headed West on 421 | (Don't worry,)

C C

Uh-huh | (Nobody's gonna get hurt)

Am Am

Yes. You? | (-urt-urt-)

F F

Me? I'm headed... | (-urt-urt)

G (if you want a punctual ending)

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