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Nothing Ruins Comedy

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For the (Eb   Ebsus4  Eb) sections, the notes are Bb, Ab, G  but for those who prefer 
chords, I thought it would be easier to write them up as such.
Eb                                    Eb Ebsus4
                                    (       
Eb
 )
Nothing ruins comedy like arenas
Eb                                    Eb Ebsus4
                                    (       
Eb
 )
 That is a well established fact
         Eb
But your enjoyment is not as important
                         Eb Ebsus4Eb
                       (      )
as my self-esteem is
    Eb
My ego's the only thing you can see clearly from the back
              Cm          Bb
But i'm quite famous now
        Eb
Suck my balls
             Cm                 Bb
I've sold my tickets, my job is done,
         Eb
Fuck you all
                Cm    Bb                   Ab
    Eb
Who cares about quality, this is not about you, this is all about me
       F                      Ab         Bb
And my tiny little penis, and flogging DVDs
            Ebm          C#
So bring it on, bring it on
         Ab                   Bb
Fuck the punters, bring it on
                       C#         Ab             Bb
       Ebm,                                      
I am a rockstar motherfucker, and I won't be one for long
            Ebm           C#
So bring it on, bring it on
                                  Ab
You gotta make hay in the shining sun
          Ebm             C#                        Ab
      Bb
You gotta rock on the way up, cause the only way to go from here is down
        Cm                       Bb                       Ab
            Eb
But I'm trapped for now, and the fact for now, is there's no escaping this
            Cm               Bb
And wearing baseball caps to hide my face,
        Ab                     Eb
so the paps don't snatch my kids
Ab         Cm             Fm             Cm
All I ever wanted was, to sing my little songs
            F                          Ab            Bb       Ebm
But now i'm pregnant in Hello Mag, and overweight in Cosmopoliton
            C#                                         Ab
So bring it on, before too long my wife and kids'll be gone, gone, gone
              Ebm              C#                      Ab
And i'll have wanked myself to death in the penthouse suite of the
Bb
Four Seasons
            Ebm          C#                              Ab
So bring it on, bring it on, found the hookers, stop the bombs
        Ebm                         C#               Ab
         Bb
I am a rockstar, i've got a fucking orchestra, I can do what I fucking want
          Cm                 Bb                 Ab
 Eb
I thought fame would make me happy, but she's a fickle cheap romance
            F                               Ab           G
No-one even listens to my lyrics, they just wanna see me dance
Cm        Bb           Ab
All the real stars are hanging in bars
Cm             Bb        Ab
Hanging out in bars
Cm        Bb           Ab
All the real stars are hanging out in bars
Cm          Bb    Cm
Hanging out in bars
Cm    G
Bars, bars
Sorry i don't know all the lyrics.

Nothing Ruins Comedy chords and lyrics

Free chords for Nothing Ruins Comedy by Tim Minchin. Scroll the interactive sheet above or read the chord names inline below.

For the (Eb   Ebsus4  Eb) sections, the notes are Bb, Ab, G  but for those who prefer 
chords, I thought it would be easier to write them up as such.
Eb                                    ( Eb   Ebsus4   
Eb                                    ( Eb   Ebsus4   
                Cm    Bb                   Ab                 
          Ebm             C#                        Ab        
        Cm                       Bb                       Ab  
        Ebm                         C#               Ab       
          Cm                 Bb                 Ab            
Sorry i don't know all the lyrics.

Nothing Ruins Comedy Chords by Tim Minchin

Learn how to play Nothing Ruins Comedy by Tim Minchin with free guitar chords, lyrics, and interactive chord diagrams. Search for “Nothing Ruins Comedy chords”, “Nothing Ruins Comedy guitar chords”, or “Tim Minchin Nothing Ruins Comedy chords” and you will find this page — transpose to any key, tap chords for diagrams, and use auto-scroll while you play. Perfect for beginners looking for easy Nothing Ruins Comedy chords and for experienced players who want accurate Nothing Ruins Comedy lyrics and chords in one place. Common chords in this song include Eb, Ebsus4, Bb, Ab, G, Cm.

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What key is "Nothing Ruins Comedy" in?

The chords for "Nothing Ruins Comedy" show the original chord names (including Eb, Ebsus4, Bb, Ab, G, Cm). Use transpose to move the song into any key that fits your voice or capo.