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Woody Allen Jesus

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WoodyAllen Jesus/ Tim Minchin
  A
Jesus was a Jewish philosopher
E
Had a lot of nice ideas
F#m
About our existential fears
A/C#
Much admired by his peers
 D                              E       F#m     C#m
Short and Jewish and quite political
 D                           E          F#m      E
Often hesitant and very analytical
   A     D       E  A
Praise be to Jesus
    A    D         E                 F#m
Praise be to Woody Allen Jesus
C#m      D      E  A    E
Woody Allen Jesus!
A
Jesus was a great entertainer
 E
Doing cool tricks all of the time
 F#m
Turning water into wine
A/C#
Making stormy weather fine
  D                   E                F#m   C#m
Even now his stunts confound us
D                        E                F#m    E
Kinda did what Darren Brown does
 A        D       E  A
Praise be to Jesus
  A       D        E                          F#m
Praise be to magic Woody Allen Jesus
  C#m     D              E  A    F
Magic Woody Allen Jesus!
 Bb
Jesus died but then came back to life
 Eb                F
So the Holy Bible said
 Gm
Kinda like in Dawn of the Dead
 Bb/D
Like a film by Simon Pegg
  Eb                         F                Gm     Dm
Try that these days, you'd be in trouble
  Eb                        F                       Gm   F
Geeks would try to smack you with a shovel
  Bb    Eb     F  Bb
Praise be to Jesus
 Bb     Eb     F
Praise be to Magic Woody Allen Zombie
    Gm
 Jesus
 Dm       Eb               F           Bb    F
Magic Woody Allen Zombie Jesus!
 Bb
Jesus ascended into Heaven
 F
He was an incredible guy
 Dm
You don't often find fellas that fly
                               Eb
Disappear right into the sky
 Eb                         F             Gm    Dm
And only once did he use this ability
       Eb                          F                Gm    F
With great power comes great responsibility
 Bb    Eb      F  Bb
Praise be to Jesus
  Bb    Eb       F
Praise be to Magic Woody Allen Zombie
                    Gm
Superman Jesus
    G   G/B
Jesus!
C
Jesus' mother gave birth to him
 G
Without having sex with a dude
  Am
No, she would never be that rude
 Em
Never even be nude with a dude
   F                            G                 Am   Em
Breeding without the opposite gender is
   F                           G              Am    Em
Commonly known as parthenogenesis
  F
Other animals that don't need males
  F/G
Include a lot of lizards and various snails
 C       F        G  C
Praise be to Jesus
  C      F          G
Praise be to Magic Woody Allen Zombie
                                            Am
Superman Komodo Dragon Jesus
F G
Jesus!
 Am
Jesus can communicate with the deceased
Am/G
Like Psychic Sally
 Fmaj7
Jesus lives forever, which is pretty odd
  G
But not as odd as his fetish for drinking blood
 Bbm
Jesus is in more than one place at a time
 Bbm/G#
Like an electron or Schrodinger's feline
F#maj7
Jesus pulled off that water walking miracle
 Bbm/G#
He was as handy as an amphibious vehicle
 Bbm                        Bbm/G#          F#maj7
Jesus had bare feet, long hair, and a beard
Bbm/F
But I'm not saying it's me
F#maj7                     G#6
I'm not saying that I am Jesus
F#maj7                     G#6
I'm not saying that I am Jesus
A
I am Jesus!
D         G       A  D
Praise be to Jesus
D         G         A                  Bm
Praise be to Woody Allen Jesus
F#m              G  A
Woody Allen Jesus!
D        G         A
Praise be to Magic Woody Allen Zombie Superman Komodo Dragon
Telepathic Vampire Quantum Hovercraft ‘Me’
 D
Jesus!

Woody Allen Jesus chords and lyrics

Free chords for Woody Allen Jesus by Tim Minchin. Scroll the interactive sheet above or read the chord names inline below.

WoodyAllen Jesus/ Tim Minchin
Telepathic Vampire Quantum Hovercraft ‘Me’

Woody Allen Jesus Chords by Tim Minchin

Learn how to play Woody Allen Jesus by Tim Minchin with free guitar chords, lyrics, and interactive chord diagrams. Search for “Woody Allen Jesus chords”, “Woody Allen Jesus guitar chords”, or “Tim Minchin Woody Allen Jesus chords” and you will find this page — transpose to any key, tap chords for diagrams, and use auto-scroll while you play. Perfect for beginners looking for easy Woody Allen Jesus chords and for experienced players who want accurate Woody Allen Jesus lyrics and chords in one place. Common chords in this song include A, E, F#m, A/C#, D, C#m.

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Can I transpose "Woody Allen Jesus" to a different key?

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Is "Woody Allen Jesus" easy to play on guitar?

Many players learn "Woody Allen Jesus" by Tim Minchin with our free chords. Use transpose and chord diagrams to simplify tricky shapes, and browse related songs by Tim Minchin below.

What key is "Woody Allen Jesus" in?

The chords for "Woody Allen Jesus" show the original chord names (including A, E, F#m, A/C#, D, C#m). Use transpose to move the song into any key that fits your voice or capo.