Now playing

Disgruntled Christmas

Chords

Listen

YouTubeYouTube SpotifySpotify AppleApple Music

Aminor

90BPM

Lyrics & ChordsClick chords to see diagrams

LOCAL H - DISGRUNTLED CHRISTMAS
If you hate X-mas as half as much as I do, you'll love this song. It's standard tuning
and the chords are just strummed.
And it's mAe, the man with nCo personality
EBurning down your Christmas tree
ABlowing up bomCbs in the shopping mall
EMistletoe is going to fall
ATaking shots aCt the caroling crowd
EStupid songs sung way too loud
AAnd they're getting dCumber all the timeE  
FI really don't see why I should spare your Efriends
FSince I can't say I care if I ever see them Eagain
DmYou say shopping spree
CI say killing spreeG  
AAnd I can think of CChristmas past
ELike the Christmas before last
ACousins
CUncles
EAunts
AAnd I could act like CI don't care
EThat all I get is underwear
AI'd like to beat you on the head Cwith that ole yule logE  
FGiving a napalm gift gives you a glowE  
FSomething to burn away the freezing snowE  
DmIf you just let me
CAnd I'll be glad to tGear your Frosty downA  C  E  
I think Christmas really sucks (x2)A  C  E  
FI really don't see why I should spare your friendsE  
F'Cause I can't say that I care if I ever see them againE  
DmYou'll be sorry
CThat you ever lied to Gme about Santa ClausA  

All chords in this song (6)

🎸 Tips from players

Got a tip for playing this song — capo position, easier chords, strumming? Be the first to share one.

Chord Book

670,000+ free guitar chords · free-chords.com

Disgruntled Christmas

by Local H

Lyrics & chords · Original key

Chords in this song · guitar

LOCAL H - DISGRUNTLED CHRISTMAS

If you hate X-mas as half as much as I do, you'll love this song. It's standard tuning

and the chords are just strummed.

A C

And it's me, the man with no personality

Burning down your Christmas tree

A C

Blowing up bombs in the shopping mall

Mistletoe is going to fall

A C

Taking shots at the caroling crowd

Stupid songs sung way too loud

A C E

And they're getting dumber all the time

F E

I really don't see why I should spare your friends

F E

Since I can't say I care if I ever see them again

You say shopping spree

C G

I say killing spree

A C

And I can think of Christmas past

Like the Christmas before last

Cousins

Uncles

Aunts

A C

And I could act like I don't care

That all I get is underwear

A C E

I'd like to beat you on the head with that ole yule log

F E

Giving a napalm gift gives you a glow

F E

Something to burn away the freezing snow

If you just let me

C G A C E

And I'll be glad to tear your Frosty down

A C E

I think Christmas really sucks (x2)

F E

I really don't see why I should spare your friends

F E

'Cause I can't say that I care if I ever see them again

You'll be sorry

C G A

That you ever lied to me about Santa Claus

About Disgruntled Christmas Chords by Local H

Learn how to play Disgruntled Christmas by Local H with free guitar chords, lyrics, and interactive chord diagrams. Search for “Disgruntled Christmas chords”, “Disgruntled Christmas guitar chords”, or “Local H Disgruntled Christmas chords” and you will find this page — transpose to any key, tap chords for diagrams, and use auto-scroll while you play. Perfect for beginners looking for easy Disgruntled Christmas chords and for experienced players who want accurate Disgruntled Christmas lyrics and chords in one place. Common chords in this song include A, C, E, F, Dm, G.

FAQ — Disgruntled Christmas by Local H

How do I play "Disgruntled Christmas" by Local H on guitar?

Open the free chords for "Disgruntled Christmas" by Local H on Free Chord Book. Tap any chord to see its diagram, use transpose to change the key, and turn on auto-scroll to play hands-free.

Are the chords for "Disgruntled Christmas" by Local H free?

Yes. The chords for "Disgruntled Christmas" by Local H are 100% free on Free Chord Book — no sign-up required.

Can I transpose "Disgruntled Christmas" to a different key?

Yes. Use the transpose buttons on the song page to shift "Disgruntled Christmas" up or down by half-steps so it matches your vocal range or capo position.

Can I see chord diagrams for "Disgruntled Christmas"?

Yes. Tap any chord in "Disgruntled Christmas" to instantly see an interactive guitar chord diagram with alternate fingerings.

Is "Disgruntled Christmas" easy to play on guitar?

Many players learn "Disgruntled Christmas" by Local H with our free chords. Use transpose and chord diagrams to simplify tricky shapes, and browse related songs by Local H below.

What key is "Disgruntled Christmas" in?

The chords for "Disgruntled Christmas" show the original chord names (including A, C, E, F, Dm, G). Use transpose to move the song into any key that fits your voice or capo.