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that`s the acoustic version played with open chords
used chords:      A     Asus4     D     Dsus4      G      C   E  
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AWriting what you say and saying it all Asus4back to yDouDsus4  
                                       G    C?
The catcher in the rye caught a catch 22
AKeep it at a pace - my life is like a Asus4crawl to mDeDsus4  
                                       G     C?
Catatonic face - I`m marking time randomly
                            A... ends with E  
Mayonnaise and malaise to go (repeat several times, play the chords above)
then play this with fast strumming:
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Dull and null and void and all my best instincts stink
They pay me by the hour and I don`t even have to think
Charismatic bore and I don`t wanna work no more
I`m gonna kill the next customer who walks in the door
Mayonnaise and malaise to go
It`s really something to be twenty-nothing
I feel my place is so secure
A culture spot that I have got
So glad to be unsure 
we`ve passed our prime in record time
I never thought we`d fall so low
we`ve come this far to sell your cars
I want all my unease to go
it`s really something, to be twenty-nothing
I feel my place is so secure
A culture spot that I have got
So glad to be unsure
I`ve come to resent what I represent
I`d like to smack that smile off your face
But for my angst I must say thanks              :-D
So good to be put in my place
Mayonnaise and malaise to go           B-)
Punk rock car :-)

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Mayonnaise And Malaise

by Local H

Lyrics & chords · Original key

Chords in this song · guitar

Asus4

Dsus4

that`s the acoustic version played with open chords

A Asus4 D Dsus4 G C E

used chords:

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A Asus4 D Dsus4

Writing what you say and saying it all back to you

G C

The catcher in the rye caught a catch 22

A Asus4 D Dsus4

Keep it at a pace - my life is like a crawl to me

G C

Catatonic face - I`m marking time randomly

A E

... ends with

Mayonnaise and malaise to go (repeat several times, play the chords above)

then play this with fast strumming:

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--11-11-11-11-9-9-9-9-7-7-7-7--7-7-5-7-5---

--0--0--0--0--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0-0---

--X--X--X--X--X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X--X-X-X-X-X---

Dull and null and void and all my best instincts stink

They pay me by the hour and I don`t even have to think

Charismatic bore and I don`t wanna work no more

I`m gonna kill the next customer who walks in the door

Mayonnaise and malaise to go

It`s really something to be twenty-nothing

I feel my place is so secure

A culture spot that I have got

So glad to be unsure

we`ve passed our prime in record time

I never thought we`d fall so low

we`ve come this far to sell your cars

I want all my unease to go

it`s really something, to be twenty-nothing

I feel my place is so secure

A culture spot that I have got

So glad to be unsure

I`ve come to resent what I represent

I`d like to smack that smile off your face

But for my angst I must say thanks :-D

So good to be put in my place

Mayonnaise and malaise to go B-)

Punk rock car :-)

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