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5 Poofs And 2 Pianos

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Note: this is not mine, I found it on an internet forum, if you tabbed it a) thanks b) 
sorry c) your an idiot to post it on a forum and not expect it to be shared about a bit. Thanks!
 A                                          E/G#
()                                          
Obviously I don't want to infer that being invited onto Friday Night with Wossy
                            F#m           E
isn't wonderfully affirming, and I know I oughta
A
appreciate the risk you took, the bookers who agreed to book
  E/G#                                                         F#m
 E
a chap who tends to talk about the kinda things that get the BBC in hot water.
      A6
And I don't want to seem greedy, I'm just saying
 E
()
I'd like to be here every week if that's OK.
                              Fo7(or E7b9/F)
And, if you'll hear me out, I think I've got a way
         F#m            E          D
in which we could do it pretty easily.
                                        E
You can leave all the boring details to me.
       A6                    A       F#mA
       *               Eadd2/*       /*
It's a brilliant idea, a truly original concept.
A6                        A                   E/B
*                   Eadd2/*                   
No one in Britain has ever done anything like it yet.
Picture this - imagine if we had
 A            E/G#   F#m         E      D
()                                      
five poofs and two pianos - yeah, it's a wicked idea.
    A                       E/G#
Why settle for a quartet of queers
               D/F#             E
When there's a possibility of a penta-poofter-piano-posse here?
 A            E/G#   F#m  E       D
()                                
Five poofs and two pianos - yeah, it'll be ace:
  A                       E/G#                   D         A
a hundred percent more pianos and twenty five percent more gays.
        EF#G#
Pickup:   
 A
()
I know, I know, I've seen the problem too.
 E/A
()
There's a rumour I am straight, it's true.
 D/A                                Dm
()                                  
It hurts to admit it, but I'm about as bent
                    Dm
as Wossy himself or Fiddy Cent.
 A
()
But I've already thought it through.
 E/A
()
D'you know there's preachers in America who reckon they can do
    D
sexuality conversions. I've heard them assert
         D7
they can cure a man of trouser love and turn him onto skirt.
       E7
Well I don't see why they couldn't pull the same trick in reverse, and we'd have -
 A            E/G#   F#m         E  D
()                                  
five poofs and two pianos - yeah, it's a revolution
    A                   E/G#
and probably the best solution
                      D                         E
to the problem you're inevitably having with an even number of homosexuals.
        EF#G#
Pickup:   
 A
()
Yes I know your producers might suspect
 E/A
()
that the licence-paying public will object
 D/A                   D
()                     
to the Corporation having yet
            Dm
another homosexual to pay.
 A
()
The Daily Mail will bring the big guns out.
 E/A
()
Jan Moir will be frothing at the mouth,
 D/A
()
writing further brilliant stuff about
 Dm                                E
()                                 
the myth about being both happy and gay.
    F#m         F#mAF#mC#
                / /
But all that moral indignation
     D/F#                   A/E
will disappear when they see
      D                    A
those four lovely guys and me
Bm                    E
singing in perfect harmony.
    F#mA
    /
And all those angry letter writers,
    D/A
like 'Disgusted' from the Isle of Wight
    F#mA
    /
and 'Mad' from Hull and 'Outraged' from Leeds
     E                     E7
                                    Fo7
and 'Slightly Annoyed' from Berwick on Tweed,
     F#m       E            D
will instantly change their tune.
           A                          E
They'll be bleeding-heart liberals by Saturday noon.
           D
They'll be giving their grandchildren up for adoption
       E                      E7
                                         Fo7
in the hope that a gay married couple will adopt 'em.
           F
They'll be putting rainbow stickers on their cars,
    G                   E                                 A
                                             (Bass line -  
EFEGA
    )
and cutting holes in the arse of their leather strides.
And watching 2 pianos and 5 guys
Watching 2 pianos and 5 guys
                            G (picks up on the G in the bass line)
Watching 2 pianos and five ..1, 2 ,3, 4,
 C         G/B   Am    G       F
()                             
5 poofs and 2 pianos - yeah, it'll be grand.
        C                   G/B       F        C
You can never have too many pianos or too much man.
 C         G/B     Am                     F
()                                        
5 poofs and 2 pianos - maybe we could out Jamie Cullum.
G                              F            C
Make it a trio of pianos and a big gay half dozen.

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Free chords for 5 Poofs And 2 Pianos by Tim Minchin. Scroll the interactive sheet above or read the chord names inline below.

Note: this is not mine, I found it on an internet forum, if you tabbed it a) thanks b) 
sorry c) your an idiot to post it on a forum and not expect it to be shared about a bit. Thanks!
  E/G#                                                         F#m     
                              Fo7(or E7b9/F)
And, if you'll hear me out, I think I've got a way
Picture this - imagine if we had
Pickup: E F# G#
Pickup: E F# G#
    G                    E                     (Bass line - A 
And watching 2 pianos and 5 guys
Watching 2 pianos and 5 guys
                            G (picks up on the G in the bass line)
Watching 2 pianos and five ..1, 2 ,3, 4,

5 Poofs And 2 Pianos Chords by Tim Minchin

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