Wheres My Sex

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Artist: Weezer
Song: Where's My Sex?
Album: Hurley (2010)
tabbed by: necriononguitar
e-mail: tim.rathgen@web.de (NO SPAM!!!)
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Tuning: Drop D
. =palm-muted
~ =hold note
^ =vibrato
b =bend
r =release
p =pull off
h =hammer on
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Love the song =w=
Reminds me of their older albums, the good ole times ;D
NOTE: Since u use power-chords (drop d) in the verse i didnt mind writing
down if its major or minor
Am G F E G
This is the line u play in the verse ;D
Here is the lil tab:
E----------------------------------------------------|
B----------------------------------------------------|
G----------------------------------------------------|
D----------------------------------------------------|
A-----7-----7-5-----5-3------3-2--2--2--2--5---------|
E-----7-----7-5-----5-3------3-2--2--2--2--5---------|
. . . . . . . . . . .
Am G F E G Am G F E G
Mom made my sex, she knitted it with her hands
Sex-making is a family tradition
Going back to the caveman days
They were walking around in a haze
Until they figured it out
And they said 'gosh dang, this is great!'
F
But now I'm like a prehistoric screwball
D
Walking round with no sex at all
Am G F E G
(I said) Where's my sex? I thought it was here
Am G F E G
Under the bench but it isn't there
Am G F E G
I've got no idea where it disappeared to
Am G F E G
I'm running late, I can't be late
C G Dm Am
I can't go out without my sex, it's cold outside and my toes get wet
C G Dm
And people will think that I'm an alien just cruising in to make a friend
Am G F E G Am G F E G
Meg likes to hide it, she said that it gives her a kick
It may be under the rug or stuck in a shoe closet
Or tumbling round in the washing machine, she's always trying to get me clean
She adds detergent and bounce to eliminate static cling
F
It's gonna be another hour or more
D
Till I am ready to walk out the door
Am G F E G
(I said) Where's my sex? I thought it was here
Am G F E G
Under the bench but it isn't there
Am G F E G
I've got no idea where it disappeared to
Am G F E G
I'm running late, I can't be late
C G Dm Am
I can't go out without my sex, it's cold outside and my toes get wet
C G Dm
And people will think that I'm an alien just cruising in to make a friend
Bb Eb Bb Eb (Come on be my friend)
Bb Eb Bb Eb
Bb Eb Bb Eb
People can you hear me talking
Bb Eb Bb Eb
I know you all are happy, rocking
Bb Eb Bb Eb
Could you lend me a dime, pretty please?
Bb Eb Bb Eb
Brother, sister, got time? I've got no
Bb Eb Bb Eb
Sex on my feet, Sex in my drawer
Bb Eb Bb Eb
Sex in my shoes or sex on the floor
A G F E G
(I said) Where's my sex? I thought it was here
A G F E G
Under the bench but it isn't there
A G F E G
I've got no idea where it disappeared to
A G F E G
I'm running late, I can't be late
C G D A
I can't go out without my sex, it's cold outside and my toes get wet
C G D
And people will think that I'm an alien just cruising in to make a friend
A
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and thats it! i hope this helped, dont forget to rate and comment!
Cheers...

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Tuning: Drop D
. =palm-muted
~ =hold note
^ =vibrato
b =bend
r =release
p =pull off
h =hammer on
Check Out My Profile FOR THE WHOLE ALBUM and 100 other tabs!
Love the song =w=
Reminds me of their older albums, the good ole times ;D
NOTE: Since u use power-chords (drop d) in the verse i didnt mind writing
down if its major or minor
Am       G         F        E  G
Sex-making is a family tradition
Going back to the caveman days
They were walking around in a haze
Until they figured it out
And they said 'gosh dang, this is great!'
It may be under the rug or stuck in a shoe closet
Or tumbling round in the washing machine, she's always trying to get me clean
She adds detergent and bounce to eliminate static cling
Bb   Eb     Bb  Eb    (Come on be my friend)
Bb   Eb     Bb  Eb
A
----Check Out My Profile FOR THE WHOLE ALBUM and 100 other tabs!----
and thats it! i hope this helped, dont forget to rate and comment!
Cheers...

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