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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - First Penis I Saw

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[Intro]
Eb Ab Eb Ab
[Verse]
Eb                 Gm7              Ab
   I've thought about him for so long
       Fm7         Bb      Eb
Those memories are crystal clear
         Gm7                      Ab
I was so young, he was so big and strong
  Fm7                Bb           Gm7
I can't believe that he's right here
              Ab             Gm7
I was such an innocent girl
               Ab
When we first met
   Fm7                           Eb
He opened up my eyes, showed me a whole new world
   Ab                  Bb
So how could I ever forget
                      Eb
The first penis I saw
[Chorus]
             Ebaug            Ab
First penis, very first penis
             Fm7       Bb          Eb
First penis, very first penis I saw
             Ebaug                   Ab
First penis, very first penis, penis
             Fm7       Bb          Eb
First penis, very first penis I saw
               Db
And of all the penises I've seen
    Ab
His had the biggest impact
    Abm
And by that what I mean
      Eb                      Bb
Is it really made me drop my jaw
                  Fm7       Bb         Eb  Ab  Eb  Ab
'Cause it was the very first penis I saw
[Verse]
Eb                Gm7                         Ab
  A few times before, I'd felt it through his pants
           Fm7       Bb        Eb
And just gently kinda rubbed it
                 Gm7                    Ab
But that night I decided to take a chance
                      Fm7             Bb       Cm
I took it out, and he really seemed to love it
                   Eaug
I didn't know what to do next
  Gm7                     Ab
I didn't have that part planned
          Fm7                 Eb
He said, "Let me show you some basic moves,"
    Ab              Bb
And then he took my hand
                             Eb
And taught me all about the
[Chorus]
             Ebaug            Ab
First penis, very first penis
             Fm7       Bb          Eb
First penis, very first penis I saw
             Ebaug                   Ab
First penis, very first penis, penis
             Fm7       Bb          Eb
First penis, very first penis I saw
                   Db                 Ab
Not the dirtiest, also not the cleanest
                         Abm
In terms of penis, I was really the greenest
Eb              Bb
I was in total awe
       Fm7       Bb           Eb
Of the very first penis I saw
[Instrumental] 
FFaugBbGm7C
     x2
[Outro]
F                   F/Eb
  I was so eager, I couldn't hide my keenness
Bb                  Bbm
Everything about it seemed quite ingenious
  F                        C
I couldn't find a single flaw
       Gm    F      Gm         F
In the first penis, very first penis
Gm         C       F
Very first penis I saw

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - First Penis I Saw chords and lyrics

Free chords for Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - First Penis I Saw by Misc Television. Scroll the interactive sheet above or read the chord names inline below.

[Intro]
Eb Ab Eb Ab
[Verse]
[Chorus]
[Verse]
[Chorus]
[Instrumental] 
F Faug Bb Gm7 C x2
[Outro]

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - First Penis I Saw Chords by Misc Television

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