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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - A Diagnosis

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[Verse 1]
B                               Bsus2
For almost 30 years, I've known something was wrong
B
But Mom said weakness causes bloating, so I tried to be strong
E                                          F#
Fake it till you make it, that's how I got by
B                                          Bsus2       B
And when I tried to find the reason for my sadness and terror
B                      Bsus2     B
All the solutions were trial and error
E                                                  F#
Take this pill, say this chant, move here for this guy
    G#m         E       B     F#
But now there's no need for regret
       G#m       E  F#
'Cause I'm about to get
[Chorus]
B
A diagnosis!
E
A diagnosis!
               G#m E
Don't tell me "No, sis-
                   F#
Ter, you don't fit in."
         B                  E
Doc, prescribe me my tribe, give me my throng
F#                      G#m
Tell me that this whole time I've belonged
           E                F#           B
With those other people who share my diagnosis
[Verse 2]
B
What could it be? What could be right?
B
Schizophrenic or bipolar lite?
E                                               F#
I've never heard voices, but maybe it's time to start
N.C.
You're super cool, Rebecca
Thanks!
[Chorus]
B
Obsessives with numbers, hoarders with cats
B
I could really rock a tinfoil hat
E                                                    F#
Perfect they're not, but at least they know who they are
G#m     E          B        F#
No more bad pills, fads, or tricks
G#m            E             F#
Who says there isn't an easy fix?
[Chorus]
B
With a diagnosis!
             E
I'm ready to blow this
G#m                              E              F#
Joint, and by "joint," I mean my inner sense of confusion
N.C.
You said that confusingly
Shhh!
      B                     E
I'm aware mental illness is stigmatized
        F#                    G#m
But the stigma is worth it if I've realized
E                F#                     B
Who I'm meant to be, armed with my diagnosis
[Verse 4]
D#m                                          E
Oh, the doctors that I've met who didn't get me!
         D#m                             E
This one naturopath used feathers to pet me
          C#m                       G#m
They said anxiety, insomnia were my affliction
    C#m                     G#m
The naturopath said it was sex addiction
    C#m                 B
But all those things I knew I wasn't
E                    F#
Yes, I like penises, but who doesn't?
[Verse 5]
   C#m                        B
So put me in a bottle, slap a label on
E                               F#
List out the side effects, then worries be gone
       C#m D#m E    F    F#
'Cause finally I'll know this
       B
My diagnosis!

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - A Diagnosis chords and lyrics

Free chords for Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - A Diagnosis by Misc Television. Scroll the interactive sheet above or read the chord names inline below.

[Verse 1]
[Chorus]
[Verse 2]
N.C.
You're super cool, Rebecca
Thanks!
[Chorus]
[Chorus]
N.C.
You said that confusingly
Shhh!
[Verse 4]
[Verse 5]

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - A Diagnosis Chords by Misc Television

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