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Short People By Newman From Seinfeld

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[Intro]
A, A7, D, E, A x2
[Verse 1]
A
What should we do 
     A7
Oh, What should we do 
      D                   E             A
These tiny aliens want to turn us into space slaves 
             A
We only have one chance 
         A7
Yeah, we only have one shot
   D                         E       A
To beat them in a competition of our choice 
[Chorus]
E                   D                   A
We should challenge them in a game of Basketball 
    E                     D                   A
I don’t know much, yeah I don’t know much at all 
      E                      D                    A
But I know short people have trouble playing Basketball 
        E                     D                          A
Besides Muggsy Bogues, the exception that proves the rule 
[Verse 2]
A
This plan is foolproof 
     A7
Oh, it’s a foolproof plan 
    D                              E                             A
I guess we’re assuming that these aliens don’t have undisclosed powers (Or something)
                  A
Cause that would suck, man 
                A7
Oh, that would really bust my gourd 
              D                       E                    A
If they could do something crazy like harness NBA player’s skills
[Chorus] x2
E                   D                   A
We should challenge them in a game of Basketball 
    E                     D                   A
I don’t know much, yeah I don’t know much at all 
      E                      D                    A
But I know short people have trouble playing Basketball 
        E                     D                          A
Besides Muggsy Bogues, the exception that proves the rule 
Final Line on final chorus:
And maybe they should stick to something like being a horsejockey (like Hobbits or Gymnasts, or spelunking...)

Short People By Newman From Seinfeld chords and lyrics

Free chords for Short People By Newman From Seinfeld by Sledding With Tigers. Scroll the interactive sheet above or read the chord names inline below.

[Intro]
A, A7, D, E, A x2
[Verse 1]
[Chorus]
[Verse 2]
[Chorus] x2
Final Line on final chorus:
And maybe they should stick to something like being a horsejockey (like Hobbits or Gymnasts, or spelunking...)

Short People By Newman From Seinfeld Chords by Sledding With Tigers

Learn how to play Short People By Newman From Seinfeld by Sledding With Tigers with free guitar chords, lyrics, and interactive chord diagrams. Search for “Short People By Newman From Seinfeld chords”, “Short People By Newman From Seinfeld guitar chords”, or “Sledding With Tigers Short People By Newman From Seinfeld chords” and you will find this page — transpose to any key, tap chords for diagrams, and use auto-scroll while you play. Perfect for beginners looking for easy Short People By Newman From Seinfeld chords and for experienced players who want accurate Short People By Newman From Seinfeld lyrics and chords in one place. Common chords in this song include A, A7, D, E.

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