Thank God For Girls

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Verse Chorus
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Am A5
xxx210 577xxx
G/B G5
xx003x 355xxx
D9 D/F#
xx021x 25xxxx
F F5
x332xx 133xxx
N.C. = No Chords
[Verse 1]
Am G/B D9 F
The girl in the pastry shop with the net in her hair is making a cannoli for you to
Am G/B D9 F
Take on your hiking trip in the woods with your bros that you’ve known since second grade
Am G/B D9 F
And you may encounter dragons or ruffians and be called upon to employ your testoste-
Am G/B D9 F
-rone, in a battle for supremacy and access to females glued to the TV
Am G/B D9 F
And even if you are victorious you may receive many cuts, bruises, and scrapes and you will
Am G/B D9 F
Require band aids and antiseptic ointments and tender loving kisses on your stab wounds and
Am G/B D9 F
When you come home she will be there waiting for you with a fire in her
Am G/B D9 F
Eyes and a big fat cannoli to shove in your mouth and that's why you
[Chorus 1]
A5 G5 D/F# F5
Thank God for girls
A5 G5 D/F# F5
Holla Jesu Christe from Tennessee to LA
A5 G5 D/F# F5
Thank God for girls
A5 G5 D/F# F5
On your reckoning day, you better bow down and pray
A5 G5 D/F# F5
She’s so big, she’s so strong
A5 G5 D/F# F5
She’s so energetic in her sweaty overalls
A5 G5 D/F# F5
Thank God for girls
A5 G5 D/F# F5
Thank God for girls, thank God for girls
[Verse 2]
Am G/B D9 F
I'm so glad I got a girl to think of even though she isn't mine
Am G/B D9 F
I think about her all the day and all the night, it's enough to know that she's alive
Am G
She says I give her sweaty palms, she almost had a heart attack
D9 F
The truth is that I’m just as scared, I don’t know how to act
Am G
I wish that I could get to know her better
D9 F
But meeting up in real life would cause the illusion to shatter
Am G/B D9 F
I carved her name into all the trees, sang a song down on one knee
Am G/B D9 F
Looking at the underwear page of the Sears catalog like when I was fourteen
Am G/B D9 F
I’m levitating like a magnet turned the wrong way around
Am G/B D9 F
I’m like an Indian Fakir tryna’ meditate on a bed of nails with my pants pulled down
[Chorus 2]
A5 G5 D/F# F5
Thank God for girls
A5 G5 D/F# F5
Holla Jesu Christe from Tennessee to LA
A5 G5 D/F# F5
Thank God for girls
A5 G5 D/F# F5
On your reckoning day, you better bow down and pray
A5 G5 D/F# F5
She’s so big, she’s so strong
A5 G5 D/F# F5
She’s so energetic in her sweaty overalls
A5 G5 D/F# F5
Thank God for girls
A5 G5 D/F# F5
Thank God for girls, thank God for girls
[Verse 3]
Am G/B D9 F
God took a rib from Adam, ground it up in a centrifuge ma-
Am G/B D9 F
-chine, mixed it with cardamom and cloves, microwaved it on the popcorn setting
Am G/B D9 F
While Adam was like “that really hurts”, going off into the tundra
Am G/B D9 F
So pissed at God and he started lighting minor forest fires, stealing osprey
Am G/B D9 F
Eggs, messing with the bees who were trying to pollinate the Echinacea until God said
Am G/B D9 F
“Imma smite you with loneliness and break your heart in two”
N.C.
And Adam wept and wailed, tearing out his hair
N.C.
Falling on his knees, looked to the sky and said, “Thank God”

Thank God For Girls chords and lyrics

Free chords for Thank God For Girls by Weezer. Scroll the interactive sheet above or read the chord names inline below.

Verse           Chorus
-----------     -----------
Am   xxx210     A5   577xxx
G/B  xx003x     G5   355xxx
D9   xx021x     D/F# 25xxxx
F    x332xx     F5   133xxx
N.C. = No Chords
[Verse 1]
[Chorus 1]
[Verse 2]
[Chorus 2]
[Verse 3]
N.C.              
And Adam wept and wailed, tearing out his hair
N.C.
Falling on his knees, looked to the sky and said, “Thank God”

Thank God For Girls Chords by Weezer

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