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Family Guy - I Cant Poop In Strange Places

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I heard this song played by Peter Griffin and Glenn Quagmire during the Family Guy 
episode "Into Harmony's Way."
I believe this is accurate, but any comments or corrections are welcome.  Enjoy!!
Standard Tuning - Two Guitars
Intro
Am
 x8
Am
I can't poop in strange places (Quagmire echoes "Strange places")
Em
I can only poop in my home
G
It's as though I'm watched by strange faces (Quagmire echoes "Strange faces")
Am
It's why I never roam
Am
I've left Stewie alone with strangers (Quagmire echoes "Strangers")
Em
To satisfy my fecal needs... (The rest of the song is in Harmony)
G
I've put my whole family in danger
Am
To poop before my anus bleeds
Chorus:
F          C
Home bowl, home bowl
G                    Am
You know just what I need
F          C
Home bowl, home bowl
G                  Am
Poop before my anus bleeds
tabbed by Matt183

Family Guy - I Cant Poop In Strange Places chords and lyrics

Free chords for Family Guy - I Cant Poop In Strange Places by Misc Cartoons. Scroll the interactive sheet above or read the chord names inline below.

I heard this song played by Peter Griffin and Glenn Quagmire during the Family Guy 
episode "Into Harmony's Way."
I believe this is accurate, but any comments or corrections are welcome.  Enjoy!!
Standard Tuning - Two Guitars
Intro
Am x8
Chorus:
tabbed by Matt183

Family Guy - I Cant Poop In Strange Places Chords by Misc Cartoons

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