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[Intro]
The Flights were groovy Dmcolours, the Bbband was playin’ Amslow
                          F            Dm          BbN.C.
We danced just one dance together then she said “I’ve gorra goo now”.
(picked)
  C    D  EI Fbrushed away a Dmteardrop and Bbfollered her outAmside
Where a Flong-haired yob on a Dmcycle was Bbwaitin’ to gie her a Aride.
I’ll Dnever forget that Gfreak she went with; Dtell him he’d better leave CtownF  
‘Cos as Csoon as me Ammoped’s front Fmudguard is Amfixed
Gonna Ffind the creep and put him Bbdown. D7Down, down.
[Verse 1]
GWhen I get me moped out on the road I’m gonna ride, Dride, Gride
GWhen I get me moped out on the road I’m gonna ride, Fride, Gride
GWhen I get me moped Fout on the road, Bbay nobody gonna tell Cme where to goo
DNo, Gwhen I get me moped out on the road I’m gonna Gride, Fride, Gride, Fride, Cride:
DFunky moped.
[Chorus]
GMove funky moped, move funky moped. BbMove funky moped, Gmove funky moped
FMove, move, move, move, Dmove funky D7moped, Ggoo.
DFunky moped.
[Verse 2]
GWhen I’m on me moped rockin’ an’ a sockin’ I’ll ride, Dride, Gride
GWhen I’m on me moped rockin’ an’ a sockin’ I’ll ride, Fride, Gride
GWhen I’m on me moped Frockin’ an’ a sockin’,
BbEverywhere I goo the chicks are Cmovin’ an’ a groovin’; wigglin’ an’ a gigglin’;
Dancin’ an’ a prancin’; beamin’ an’ a screamin’.D  
[Verse 3]
GWhen you see me moped streamin’ with funk you better ride, Dride, Gride
GWhen you see me moped, ooh what an ‘unk, you better ride, Fride, Gride
GWhen you see me moped Fstreamin’ with funk, you Bbknow I’m out to burn up every Cmotor scooter punk
DAh, Gwhen you see me moped you better take your piece a’junk  and Gride, Fride, Gride, Fride, Cride:
DFunky moped.
[Chorus]
GMove funky moped, move funky moped. AbMove funky moped, Gmove funky moped
FMove, move, move, move, Dmove funky D7moped, Ggoo.
A7Funky MoD7ped.G  
(Spoken)
Ooh, me mum won’t let me mend it in the kitchen,
I gorra fix it in the garding.

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Funky Moped

by Jasper Carrott

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[Intro]

F Dm Bb Am

The lights were groovy colours, the band was playin’ slow

F Dm Bb

N.C.

We danced just one dance together then she said “I’ve gorra goo now”.

(picked)

C D E F Dm Bb Am

I brushed away a teardrop and follered her outside

F Dm Bb A

Where a long-haired yob on a cycle was waitin’ to gie her a ride.

D G D C F

I’ll never forget that freak she went with; tell him he’d better leave town

C Am F Am

‘Cos as soon as me moped’s front mudguard is fixed

F Bb D7

Gonna find the creep and put him down. Down, down.

[Verse 1]

G D G

When I get me moped out on the road I’m gonna ride, ride, ride

G F G

When I get me moped out on the road I’m gonna ride, ride, ride

G F Bb C

When I get me moped out on the road, ay nobody gonna tell me where to goo

D G G F G F C

No, when I get me moped out on the road I’m gonna ride, ride, ride, ride, ride:

Funky moped.

[Chorus]

G Bb G

Move funky moped, move funky moped. Move funky moped, move funky moped

F D D7 G

Move, move, move, move, move funky moped, goo.

Funky moped.

[Verse 2]

G D G

When I’m on me moped rockin’ an’ a sockin’ I’ll ride, ride, ride

G F G

When I’m on me moped rockin’ an’ a sockin’ I’ll ride, ride, ride

G F

When I’m on me moped rockin’ an’ a sockin’,

Bb C

Everywhere I goo the chicks are movin’ an’ a groovin’; wigglin’ an’ a gigglin’;

Dancin’ an’ a prancin’; beamin’ an’ a screamin’.

[Verse 3]

G D G

When you see me moped streamin’ with funk you better ride, ride, ride

G F G

When you see me moped, ooh what an ‘unk, you better ride, ride, ride

G F Bb C

When you see me moped streamin’ with funk, you know I’m out to burn up every motor scooter punk

D G G F G F C

Ah, when you see me moped you better take your piece a’junk and ride, ride, ride, ride, ride:

Funky moped.

[Chorus]

G Ab G

Move funky moped, move funky moped. Move funky moped, move funky moped

F D D7 G

Move, move, move, move, move funky moped, goo.

A7 D7 G

Funky Moped.

(Spoken)

Ooh, me mum won’t let me mend it in the kitchen,

I gorra fix it in the garding.

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