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Please No Squeeza Da Banana
by Louis Prima
[Intro]
e|--------|C---------------|C---------------|F---------------|
B|--------|---------------|---------------|---------------|
G|--------|---------------|---------------|---------------|
D|--------|---------------|---------------|--2------------|
A|----0-2-|--3------------|--3------------|---------------|
E|--3-----|----------3----|----------3----|---------------|
e|F---------------|G7---------------|C--------------|
B|---------------|---------------|--------------|
G|---------------|---------------|--------------|
D|--3------------|--3------------|--------------|
A|---------------|---------------|--3-----------|
E|---------------|----------3--3-|---------3----|
e|C---------------|G7---------------|C--------G7------|
B|---------------|---------------|--------------|
G|---------------|--0-2-0--------|--------0-----|
D|---------------|--------3-2-0--|--------------|
A|--0------------|---------------|--3-----------|
E|----------0----|---------------|--------------|
(chords only Intro below is to be used only if NOT playing the TAB intro above)
C C C C F G7 C C G7 C G
[Prelude]
CRiley the cop would always stop
On the G7corner of Tony's fruit Cstand.
G7He'd help himself to Danything
On Gwhich he could Dlay his Ghand.
Oh! D7Riley did this quite Goften;
D7Plenty of fruit he would Gsoften
'Til GTony got Dsore,
And Ginwardly D7swore.
Then Ghe began to G7shout!
[Verse 1]
Hey! CPlease no squeeza da baG7nana!
e|----------|
B|-0-1-2-3--|
G|----------|
D|----------|
A|----------|
E|----------|
BeG7cause! when you do dat!,
e|----------|
B|----------|
G|----------|
D|----------|
A|----------|
E|-----3-3--|
Gthen-a you make her Cflat, G7Hey!
CPlease no squeeza da baG7nana!
e|----------|
B|----------|
G|----------|
D|-0-1-2-3--|
A|----------|
E|----------|
GWhen you squeeza da Gplum,
you D7put him on the Gbum.
e|----------|
B|----------|
G|----------|
D|----------|
A|----------|
E|-----3-3--|
You C7touch-a dis, you touch-a dat,
You Ftouch-a everyt'ing -
You push-a dis, you push-a dat,
You G7never buy notting!
So pClease no squeeza da baG7nana!
e|----------|
B|-0-1-2-3--|
G|----------|
D|----------|
A|----------|
E|----------|
G7if you squeeze, Officer, please,
Squeeza da cocoCnut!
[Verse 2]
Hey! CPlease no squeeza da baG7nana!
e|----------|
B|-0-1-2-3--|
G|----------|
D|----------|
A|----------|
E|----------|
BeG7cause! when you do dat!,
e|----------|
B|----------|
G|----------|
D|----------|
A|----------|
E|-----3-3--|
Gthen-a you make her Cflat, G7Hey!
Cplease no squeeza da baG7nana,
e|----------|
B|----------|
G|----------|
D|-0-1-2-3--|
A|----------|
E|----------|
GWhen you squeeza da Ggrape,
You D7put-a him outta Gshape!
e|----------|
B|----------|
G|----------|
D|----------|
A|----------|
E|-----3-3--|
you C7toucha dis you toucha dat
you Ftake a me for a fool
You push a dis, you squeeza dat;
Why G7don't you squeeza citroul?
Oh! Cplease no squeeza da bG7anana!
e|----------|
B|-0-1-2-3--|
G|----------|
D|----------|
A|----------|
E|----------|
G7Now if you squeeze, Officer, please,
Squeeza da cocoCnut!
[Interlude]
C
G7e|----------|
B|-0-1-2-3--|
G|----------|
D|----------|
A|----------|
E|----------|
G7e|----------|
B|----------|
G|----------|
D|----------|
A|----------|
E|-----3-3--|
G C G7 C
G7e|----------|
B|----------|
G|----------|
D|-0-1-2-3--|
A|----------|
E|----------|
G G D7
Ge|----------|
B|----------|
G|----------|
D|----------|
A|----------|
E|-----3-3--|
C7 F F G7 C
G7e|----------|
B|-0-1-2-3--|
G|----------|
D|----------|
A|----------|
E|----------|
G7 C
[Verse 3]
Hey! CPlease no squeeza da baG7nana!
e|----------|
B|-0-1-2-3--|
G|----------|
D|----------|
A|----------|
E|----------|
BeG7cause! when you do dat!,
e|----------|
B|----------|
G|----------|
D|----------|
A|----------|
E|-----3-3--|
Gthen-a you make her Cflat, G7Hey!
Cplease no squeeza da baG7nana,
e|----------|
B|----------|
G|----------|
D|-0-1-2-3--|
A|----------|
E|----------|
and GWhen-a you squeeza da Gpeach,
Mama-D7mia what a Greach!
e|----------|
B|----------|
G|----------|
D|----------|
A|----------|
E|-----3-3--|
You C7touch-a dis, you touch-a dat,
You Fmess 'em uppa da stand.
You take-a dis, you push-a dat,
SomeG7day I break-a you hand!
Oh! Cplease no squeeza da bG7anana!
e|----------|
B|-0-1-2-3--|
G|----------|
D|----------|
A|----------|
E|----------|
G7Now if you squeeze, Officer, please,
Squeeza da cocoCnut!
[Verse 5]
Hey! CPlease no squeeza da baG7nana!
e|----------|
B|-0-1-2-3--|
G|----------|
D|----------|
A|----------|
E|----------|
BeG7cause! when you do dat!,
e|----------|
B|----------|
G|----------|
D|----------|
A|----------|
E|-----3-3--|
Gthen-a you make her Cflat, G7Hey!
Cplease no squeeza da baG7nana,
e|----------|
B|----------|
G|----------|
D|-0-1-2-3--|
A|----------|
E|----------|
‘Cause Gwhen you squeeza da Gpear,
You D7act-a like a Gsquare.
e|----------|
B|----------|
G|----------|
D|----------|
A|----------|
E|-----3-3--|
You C7touch-a dis, you touch-a dat,
You Fflatten out-a da fig.
You squeeza dis, you eat-a dat,
You G7act-a like a pig!
Oh! Cplease no squeeza da bG7anana!
e|----------|
B|-0-1-2-3--|
G|----------|
D|----------|
A|----------|
E|----------|
G7Now if you squeeze, Officer, please,
Squeeza da cocoCnut!
[Outro]
G7Squeeza da googooCchill,
(sp.? meaning?)
G7Squeeza da waterCmelon,
G7Squeeza da moolinCyon,
(sp.? mellon?)
But G7please no squeeza da baC/Gnana!
(ending chords if not playing TABs below)
G7 C G7 C
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B|-----|----------0-|-1-----1-----|
G|-(2)-|-0-0-0-2----|-----0-------|
D|-----|------------|-------------|
A|-----|------------|-------------|
E|-----|------------|-------------|
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Please No Squeeza Da Banana
by Louis Prima
Chords in this song · guitar
C
F
G7
G
D
D7
C7
C/G
Please No Squeeza Da Banana
by Louis Prima
[Intro]
C C F
e|--------|---------------|---------------|---------------|
B|--------|---------------|---------------|---------------|
G|--------|---------------|---------------|---------------|
D|--------|---------------|---------------|--2------------|
A|----0-2-|--3------------|--3------------|---------------|
E|--3-----|----------3----|----------3----|---------------|
F G7 C
e|---------------|---------------|--------------|
B|---------------|---------------|--------------|
G|---------------|---------------|--------------|
D|--3------------|--3------------|--------------|
A|---------------|---------------|--3-----------|
E|---------------|----------3--3-|---------3----|
C G7 C G7
e|---------------|---------------|--------------|
B|---------------|---------------|--------------|
G|---------------|--0-2-0--------|--------0-----|
D|---------------|--------3-2-0--|--------------|
A|--0------------|---------------|--3-----------|
E|----------0----|---------------|--------------|
(chords only Intro below is to be used only if NOT playing the TAB intro above)
C C C C F G7 C C G7 C G
[Prelude]
C
Riley the cop would always stop
G7 C
On the corner of Tony's fruit stand.
G7 D
He'd help himself to anything
G D G
On which he could lay his hand.
D7 G
Oh! Riley did this quite often;
D7 G
Plenty of fruit he would soften
G D
'Til Tony got sore,
G D7
And inwardly swore.
G G7
Then he began to shout!
[Verse 1]
C G7
Hey! Please no squeeza da banana!
e|----------|
B|-0-1-2-3--|
G|----------|
D|----------|
A|----------|
E|----------|
G7
Because! when you do dat!,
e|----------|
B|----------|
G|----------|
D|----------|
A|----------|
E|-----3-3--|
G C G7
then-a you make her flat, Hey!
C G7
Please no squeeza da banana!
e|----------|
B|----------|
G|----------|
D|-0-1-2-3--|
A|----------|
E|----------|
G G
When you squeeza da plum,
D7 G
you put him on the bum.
e|----------|
B|----------|
G|----------|
D|----------|
A|----------|
E|-----3-3--|
C7
You touch-a dis, you touch-a dat,
F
You touch-a everyt'ing -
You push-a dis, you push-a dat,
G7
You never buy notting!
C G7
So please no squeeza da banana!
e|----------|
B|-0-1-2-3--|
G|----------|
D|----------|
A|----------|
E|----------|
G7
if you squeeze, Officer, please,
C
Squeeza da coconut!
[Verse 2]
C G7
Hey! Please no squeeza da banana!
e|----------|
B|-0-1-2-3--|
G|----------|
D|----------|
A|----------|
E|----------|
G7
Because! when you do dat!,
e|----------|
B|----------|
G|----------|
D|----------|
A|----------|
E|-----3-3--|
G C G7
then-a you make her flat, Hey!
C G7
please no squeeza da banana,
e|----------|
B|----------|
G|----------|
D|-0-1-2-3--|
A|----------|
E|----------|
G G
When you squeeza da grape,
D7 G
You put-a him outta shape!
e|----------|
B|----------|
G|----------|
D|----------|
A|----------|
E|-----3-3--|
C7
you toucha dis you toucha dat
F
you take a me for a fool
You push a dis, you squeeza dat;
G7
Why don't you squeeza citroul?
C G7
Oh! please no squeeza da banana!
e|----------|
B|-0-1-2-3--|
G|----------|
D|----------|
A|----------|
E|----------|
G7
Now if you squeeze, Officer, please,
C
Squeeza da coconut!
[Interlude]
C
G7
e|----------|
B|-0-1-2-3--|
G|----------|
D|----------|
A|----------|
E|----------|
G7
e|----------|
B|----------|
G|----------|
D|----------|
A|----------|
E|-----3-3--|
G C G7 C
G7
e|----------|
B|----------|
G|----------|
D|-0-1-2-3--|
A|----------|
E|----------|
G G D7
G
e|----------|
B|----------|
G|----------|
D|----------|
A|----------|
E|-----3-3--|
C7 F F G7 C
G7
e|----------|
B|-0-1-2-3--|
G|----------|
D|----------|
A|----------|
E|----------|
G7 C
[Verse 3]
C G7
Hey! Please no squeeza da banana!
e|----------|
B|-0-1-2-3--|
G|----------|
D|----------|
A|----------|
E|----------|
G7
Because! when you do dat!,
e|----------|
B|----------|
G|----------|
D|----------|
A|----------|
E|-----3-3--|
G C G7
then-a you make her flat, Hey!
C G7
please no squeeza da banana,
e|----------|
B|----------|
G|----------|
D|-0-1-2-3--|
A|----------|
E|----------|
G G
and When-a you squeeza da peach,
D7 G
Mama-mia what a reach!
e|----------|
B|----------|
G|----------|
D|----------|
A|----------|
E|-----3-3--|
C7
You touch-a dis, you touch-a dat,
F
You mess 'em uppa da stand.
You take-a dis, you push-a dat,
G7
Someday I break-a you hand!
C G7
Oh! please no squeeza da banana!
e|----------|
B|-0-1-2-3--|
G|----------|
D|----------|
A|----------|
E|----------|
G7
Now if you squeeze, Officer, please,
C
Squeeza da coconut!
[Verse 5]
C G7
Hey! Please no squeeza da banana!
e|----------|
B|-0-1-2-3--|
G|----------|
D|----------|
A|----------|
E|----------|
G7
Because! when you do dat!,
e|----------|
B|----------|
G|----------|
D|----------|
A|----------|
E|-----3-3--|
G C G7
then-a you make her flat, Hey!
C G7
please no squeeza da banana,
e|----------|
B|----------|
G|----------|
D|-0-1-2-3--|
A|----------|
E|----------|
G G
‘Cause when you squeeza da pear,
D7 G
You act-a like a square.
e|----------|
B|----------|
G|----------|
D|----------|
A|----------|
E|-----3-3--|
C7
You touch-a dis, you touch-a dat,
F
You flatten out-a da fig.
You squeeza dis, you eat-a dat,
G7
You act-a like a pig!
C G7
Oh! please no squeeza da banana!
e|----------|
B|-0-1-2-3--|
G|----------|
D|----------|
A|----------|
E|----------|
G7
Now if you squeeze, Officer, please,
C
Squeeza da coconut!
[Outro]
G7 C
Squeeza da googoochill,
(sp.? meaning?)
G7 C
Squeeza da watermelon,
G7 C
Squeeza da moolinyon,
(sp.? mellon?)
G7 C/G
But please no squeeza da banana!
(ending chords if not playing TABs below)
G7 C G7 C
e|-----|------------|-------------|
B|-----|----------0-|-1-----1-----|
G|-(2)-|-0-0-0-2----|-----0-------|
D|-----|------------|-------------|
A|-----|------------|-------------|
E|-----|------------|-------------|
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