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Geranium Thief

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1/3

Tempo 80 BPMVol

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1 index2 middle3 ring4 pinkyO openSpace = play/pause

[Legend]
  F: 13321x
  C: x32010
 Bb: x13331
Riff:
e|---------|
B|---------|
G|---------|
D|----0-2--|
A|--3------|
E|---------|
[Verse 1]
FMy name is CJim
I've got Fletters to Csend
But beBbsides that
             F     Criff
My calendar's free
FI might preCtend
My dog's Fpregnant aCgain
But beBbsides that
My Fcalendar's Cclean
Well BbI used to be a geranium thief
The devil he'd call me by Cname
[Chorus]
Well FI can feel my veins beCcoming vaseline
                F    Criff
And I don't want it
FI can see the flames inCside my TV screen
                F     Criff
And I don't want it
FI can feel my veins beCcoming vaseline
                F    Criff
And I don't want it
FI can see the flames inCside my TV screen
                F    Criff
And I don't want it
[Verse 2]
FMy name is CJim
I've got Fall kinds of Ckin
But I'm Bbstarting to Fthink
        C          riff
They forgot about me
And now FI can't reCmember
JuFly through SepCtember
But Bbsomething tells Fme
That it Cwasn't so pretty
Well BbI used to be the commander and chief
The master of my own doCmain
[Chorus]
Well FI can feel my veins beCcoming vaseline
                F    Criff
And I don't want it
FI can see the flames inCside my TV screen
                F     Criff
And I don't want it
FI can feel my veins beCcoming vaseline
                F    Criff
And I don't want it
FI can see the flames inCside my TV screen
                F    Criff
And I don't want it
[Verse 3]
FMy name is CJim
My bed's Fcovered with Csin
But I Bbcan't help myFself
       C    riff
When I sleep
FI might preCtend
My dog's Fcovered with Cskin
But beBbsides that
My Fcalendar's Cclean
Well, BbI used to drink from uranium creek
Since then I ain't been the Csame
[Chorus]
Well FI can feel my veins beCcoming vaseline
                F    Criff
And I don't want it
FI can see the flames inCside my TV screen
                F     Criff
And I don't want it
Well FI can feel my veins beCcoming vaseline
                F    Criff
And I don't want it
FI can see the flames inCside my TV screen
                F    Criff   F  
And I don't want it

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Geranium Thief

by Nick Lutsko

Lyrics & chords · Original key

Chords in this song · guitar

[Legend]

: 13321x

: x32010

: x13331

Riff:

e|---------|

B|---------|

G|---------|

D|----0-2--|

A|--3------|

E|---------|

[Verse 1]

F C

My name is Jim

F C

I've got letters to send

But besides that

F C

riff

My calendar's free

F C

I might pretend

F C

My dog's pregnant again

But besides that

F C

My calendar's clean

Well I used to be a geranium thief

The devil he'd call me by name

[Chorus]

F C

Well I can feel my veins becoming vaseline

F C

riff

And I don't want it

F C

I can see the flames inside my TV screen

F C

riff

And I don't want it

F C

I can feel my veins becoming vaseline

F C

riff

And I don't want it

F C

I can see the flames inside my TV screen

F C

riff

And I don't want it

[Verse 2]

F C

My name is Jim

F C

I've got all kinds of kin

Bb F

But I'm starting to think

C riff

They forgot about me

F C

And now I can't remember

F C

July through September

Bb F

But something tells me

That it wasn't so pretty

Well I used to be the commander and chief

The master of my own domain

[Chorus]

F C

Well I can feel my veins becoming vaseline

F C

riff

And I don't want it

F C

I can see the flames inside my TV screen

F C

riff

And I don't want it

F C

I can feel my veins becoming vaseline

F C

riff

And I don't want it

F C

I can see the flames inside my TV screen

F C

riff

And I don't want it

[Verse 3]

F C

My name is Jim

F C

My bed's covered with sin

Bb F

But I can't help myself

C riff

When I sleep

F C

I might pretend

F C

My dog's covered with skin

But besides that

F C

My calendar's clean

Well, I used to drink from uranium creek

Since then I ain't been the same

[Chorus]

F C

Well I can feel my veins becoming vaseline

F C

riff

And I don't want it

F C

I can see the flames inside my TV screen

F C

riff

And I don't want it

F C

Well I can feel my veins becoming vaseline

F C

riff

And I don't want it

F C

I can see the flames inside my TV screen

F C F

riff

And I don't want it

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