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Those Arent My Pants

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[Verse]
Jimmy juGmped out of bed and he threw on some clothes and he hurried out into the Dstreet
It was 3D:45 in the morning and just who did lil Jimmy meGet
It was a Cbig po-lice man who grabbed Jimmy’s hand and he said that you’re coming Gwith me
The copper folloDwed his nose and he searched Jimmy’s clothes and then his eyes lit up wiGth glee
So Jimmy searcheGd and he strained and he tried to explain all the stuff that the po-po hDad found
But they didn’t Dbelieve—they just couldn’t conceive and wrestled him to the grouGnd
Though his memorCy was poor, Jimmy told them some more and he tried to make them Gsee
That his words wDere not fake and this was all a mistake, and they should all just let hiGm be...
[Chorus]
Those aren’t my Cpants!
That’s not my icGe!
DI mean I smoke some pot sometimes because it makes me feel real Gnice.
CThat’s not my bowl!
GI’m not that way!
Those aren’t my Dpants!
This just ain’t my dGayC!G  
[Verse]
A few hoGurs later, in a new set of clothes, Jimmy got to be on TDV.
The JudgDe read him his rights, gave him a lawyer, and explained all the penaltieGs.
Jimmy’s Cface got all pale as the Judge set his bail, and called out another dudeG’s case,
But Jimmy stood Dand he shouted, told that Judge all about it as the tears ran down his fGace.
[Chorus]
Those arCen’t my pants!
That’s not my icGe!
DI mean I smoke some pot sometimes, because it makes me feel real Gnice.
That’s not mCy bowl!
I’m not that Gway!
Those aren’t my Dpants!
This just ain’t my dGayC!G  
[Chorus]
Those arCen’t my pants!
That’s not my icGe!
DI mean I smoke some pot sometimes, Your Honor, because it makes Gme feel real nice.
That’s not mCy bowl!
I’m not that Gway!
Those aren’t my Dpants!
This just ain’t my dGayC!G  

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Those Arent My Pants

by Mike Daugherty

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[Verse]

G D

Jimmy jumped out of bed and he threw on some clothes and he hurried out into the street

D G

It was 3:45 in the morning and just who did lil Jimmy meet

C G

It was a big po-lice man who grabbed Jimmy’s hand and he said that you’re coming with me

D G

The copper followed his nose and he searched Jimmy’s clothes and then his eyes lit up with glee

G D

So Jimmy searched and he strained and he tried to explain all the stuff that the po-po had found

D G

But they didn’t believe—they just couldn’t conceive and wrestled him to the ground

C G

Though his memory was poor, Jimmy told them some more and he tried to make them see

D G

That his words were not fake and this was all a mistake, and they should all just let him be...

[Chorus]

Those aren’t my pants!

That’s not my ice!

D G

I mean I smoke some pot sometimes because it makes me feel real nice.

That’s not my bowl!

I’m not that way!

Those aren’t my pants!

G C G

This just ain’t my day!

[Verse]

G D

A few hours later, in a new set of clothes, Jimmy got to be on TV.

D G

The Judge read him his rights, gave him a lawyer, and explained all the penalties.

C G

Jimmy’s face got all pale as the Judge set his bail, and called out another dude’s case,

D G

But Jimmy stood and he shouted, told that Judge all about it as the tears ran down his face.

[Chorus]

Those aren’t my pants!

That’s not my ice!

D G

I mean I smoke some pot sometimes, because it makes me feel real nice.

That’s not my bowl!

I’m not that way!

Those aren’t my pants!

G C G

This just ain’t my day!

[Chorus]

Those aren’t my pants!

That’s not my ice!

D G

I mean I smoke some pot sometimes, Your Honor, because it makes me feel real nice.

That’s not my bowl!

I’m not that way!

Those aren’t my pants!

G C G

This just ain’t my day!

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