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Why Does It Hurt When I Pee

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Step 1 / 77Position: 5
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[Verse]
A5Why does it hurt G5when i peF5e?F5  G5  
A5Why does it hurt G5when i peF5e?F5  G5  
I E5don't want no F5doctor to stick no G5needle in E5me
A5Why does it hurt G5when i D5pee?
e|---D5------Dsus------D-----------|
B|-----------8~~---7~~------|
G|--(7~~)--7~~---7~~---7~~--|
D|--(7~~)-------------------|
A|--(5~~)-------------------|
E|--------------------------|
I A5got it from the G5toilet sF5eatF5  G5  
I A5got it from the tG5oilet sF5eatF5  G5  
E5   F5[N.C.] E5  
It jumped right up and grabbed my meat
A5Got it from the G5toilet D5seat
[First guitar]
e|--D5-----10~---12~-D5--13~---14~-D--------|
B|-------------------------------------|
G|--10/11~---12~---13~---14~-----------|
D|-------------------------------------|
A|-------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------|
e|--12-------------------10--| |--E5------------F5---------------G5--------------E511TR1A52TR1D51TR1D52TR11--|
B|-----13-12-13-10-12-13-----| x8 |-------7-9~~---------8-10~~---------10-12----------------------|
G|---------------------------| |--9--9--------10--10---------12--12----------------------------|
D|---------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------------------|
[Second guitar]
e|-----------------------|
B|-----------------------|
G|--9--------------------|
D|----10-9-10-7-10-9-10--|
A|-----------------------|
E|-----------------------|
[Third guitar]
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|----------------5-7~~-------7-5-------------2~~-----3~~-----5~~-----2~~----|
A|----------5-7-8-----------------8-7-5-------2~~-----3~~-----5~~-----2~~----|
E|--1-5-7-8-----------------------------8-7-5-0~~-----1~~-----3~~-----0~~----|
D5OooooD5oh!
[Verse]
A5   G5   F5(Rattle)
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
My A5balls feel like a paiG5r of marF5acasF  
E5   F5[n.c] E5  
Oh god i probably got the Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!
My A5balls feel like a G5pair of marD5acas
Ai-eee-ai-eee-C5ahhhh!
[Outro]
A5Why does it
A5Why does it
A5Why does it
A5Why does it C5hurt...F5when...G5I
e|--7h8p7p5\3h5--|
B|---------------|
G|---------------|
D|---------------|
A|---------------|
E|---------------|
A5Peeeeeeee?
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| h Hammer-on
| p Pull-off
| / Slide up
| \ Slide down
| ~ Vibrato
| TR Trill
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