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[Intro]
G Am G Em Em
G Am G Em Em
[Verse 1]
GNot one for authority
AmFollow you, no foGllow me
EmLeft foot forward bro be free
There aEmre no rules, just societies
GSociety says slowthai is a dangAmer
Head Gtop rearranger
EmNo love for authorities
They tEmook my bro and that's robbery
GDid my thing no way could I catAmer
We can sGort it out latEmer
Roll about for that flavEmour
Nasty boy, it's my natGure
Consequence bun a consequeAmnce
I'm a narcissGist, see you latEmer
Defending my team like ShawcrEmoss
Can't talk about steez rocking boot cGuts
Shortcuts no confusAmion
I wouldn't do yGou if I was clueleEmss
Hop a fence for that bunEmda
What I do for the musiGc
No man can ever call me juniAmor
Say that I'm mGoving stupiEmd
I don't hit town, drown my soEmrrows in Sambuca to act like Cupid
GRather stay at home be zooAmted
It just aGin't computiEmng
That I ain't code in compuEmter
Follow the leader 'till we get snookeGred
Wear my Zoomers you're wearing PuAmmas
Lean to the sGide, twelve from verruEmcas
I'm sat at home with my Gucci loEmafers
Cuppa Rosie Lee on my sofa
[Chorus]
GCrumpets in my tAmoaster
GBum parked on my Emsofa
At one with nEmature
Pissing off my neGighbours
Crumpets in my tAmoaster
GBum parked on my sEmofa
At one with naEmture
Pissing off my neiGghbours
[Post-Chorus]
GKnock, knock here
Knock, knock there
AmI think sGomeone's there
EmTurn it up I don't care
EmTurn it up I don't care
GKnock, knock here
Knock, knock there
AmI think sGomeone's there
EmTurn it up I don't care
EmTurn it up I don't care
[Verse 2]
AutGhorities that I can't hear
You cAman't come in, no pGigs in here
WEmarrant outstanding more than a year
EmHand myself in and my solicitors there
GUnderstanding the agenda
If you're lAmaw-abiding, coGoperate, bless
EmPirates like me say
You'll never caEmtch me alive, or dead
GHMP can't be a prisoner
Put the cuAmffs on me, put you Gin the finisher
On cuEmstody even as a visitor
It's not hoEmliday, and it's not me dog
I want mahGogany up in my yard
DAmoberman shitting oGn my grass
EmName stitched up in my garms
EmI never listen to what I got told
[Chorus]
GCrumpets in my tAmoaster
GBum parked on my Emsofa
At one with nEmature
Pissing off my neGighbours
Crumpets in my tAmoaster
GBum parked on my sEmofa
At one with naEmture
Pissing off my neiGghbours
GCrumpets in my tAmoaster
GBum parked on my Emsofa
At one with nEmature
Pissing off my neGighbours
Crumpets in my tAmoaster
GBum parked on my sEmofa
At one with naEmture
Pissing off my neiGghbours
[Outro]
I said
GKnock, knock here
Knock, knock there
AmI think the fGeds are there
EmFuck the feds I don't care
EmFuck the feds I don't care
GKnock, knock here
Knock, knock there
AmI think the fGeds are there
EmFuck the feds I don't care
EmFuck the feds I don't care

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Toaster

by Slowthai

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Chords in this song · guitar

[Intro]

G Am G Em Em

[Verse 1]

Not one for authority

Am G

Follow you, no follow me

Left foot forward bro be free

There are no rules, just societies

G Am

Society says slowthai is a danger

Head top rearranger

No love for authorities

They took my bro and that's robbery

G Am

Did my thing no way could I cater

G Em

We can sort it out later

Roll about for that flavour

Nasty boy, it's my nature

Consequence bun a consequence

G Em

I'm a narcissist, see you later

Defending my team like Shawcross

Can't talk about steez rocking boot cuts

Shortcuts no confusion

G Em

I wouldn't do you if I was clueless

Hop a fence for that bunda

What I do for the music

No man can ever call me junior

G Em

Say that I'm moving stupid

I don't hit town, drown my sorrows in Sambuca to act like Cupid

G Am

Rather stay at home be zooted

G Em

It just ain't computing

That I ain't code in computer

Follow the leader 'till we get snookered

Wear my Zoomers you're wearing Pumas

G Em

Lean to the side, twelve from verrucas

I'm sat at home with my Gucci loafers

Cuppa Rosie Lee on my sofa

[Chorus]

G Am

Crumpets in my toaster

G Em

Bum parked on my sofa

At one with nature

Pissing off my neighbours

Crumpets in my toaster

G Em

Bum parked on my sofa

At one with nature

Pissing off my neighbours

[Post-Chorus]

Knock, knock here

Knock, knock there

Am G

I think someone's there

Turn it up I don't care

Knock, knock here

Knock, knock there

Am G

I think someone's there

Turn it up I don't care

[Verse 2]

Authorities that I can't hear

Am G

You can't come in, no pigs in here

Warrant outstanding more than a year

Hand myself in and my solicitors there

Understanding the agenda

Am G

If you're law-abiding, cooperate, bless

Pirates like me say

You'll never catch me alive, or dead

HMP can't be a prisoner

Am G

Put the cuffs on me, put you in the finisher

On custody even as a visitor

It's not holiday, and it's not me dog

I want mahogany up in my yard

Am G

Doberman shitting on my grass

Name stitched up in my garms

I never listen to what I got told

[Chorus]

G Am

Crumpets in my toaster

G Em

Bum parked on my sofa

At one with nature

Pissing off my neighbours

Crumpets in my toaster

G Em

Bum parked on my sofa

At one with nature

Pissing off my neighbours

G Am

Crumpets in my toaster

G Em

Bum parked on my sofa

At one with nature

Pissing off my neighbours

Crumpets in my toaster

G Em

Bum parked on my sofa

At one with nature

Pissing off my neighbours

[Outro]

I said

Knock, knock here

Knock, knock there

Am G

I think the feds are there

Fuck the feds I don't care

Knock, knock here

Knock, knock there

Am G

I think the feds are there

Fuck the feds I don't care

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