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[Intro]
G#m A#m B
E A#m B E
[Verse 1]
G#mBig Old Bruce wore moisturiserE  
BHe was the biggest man in townF#  
G#mBuilt like a big old cement truckE  
BSkin like the softest part of a duckF#  
[Chorus]
And he wore maG#mcho moisturiserE  
Sheep Bdip moisturiserF#  
G.I. G#mJoe moisturiserE  
Fire Btruck moisturiserD#  
[Verse 2]
G#mBruce could drop a man with A#mjust one Bkick in the Enuts
BHe never fought by any rulesF#  
He could G#mwrestle a croc with A#mhis bare BhandsE  
Still Beverybody guessed he sprayed on tanF#  
[Chorus]
And he wore maG#mcho moisturiserE  
Sheep Bdip moisturiserF#  
G.I. G#mJoe moisturiserE  
Fire Btruck moisturiserD#  
[Bridge]
EHe had a secret skin care regime
BHe only shared with his girl Jeanne
F#For a couple o' months they were quite the couple
G#mHer skin was soft his hands were supple
G#m A#m B
E A#m B E
G#m A#m B
E A#m B E
[Verse]
G#mOne night as they exfoliatedE  
BThree young men came calling roundF#  
G#mBruce and Jeannie's hands were boundE  
BThe men took everything they foundF#  
G#mBruce's paws were clawed with rageE  
BHe cried "I'll track you down, and kill you all."F#  
G#mBut they set fire to the placeE  
BAnd left them tied up on the floorD#  
G#mOh, but Bruce's hands were lubricated
EHe slipped free of the bonds they made
BAnd now his freedom reinstated
F#Jeannie he emancipated
G#mBroke them out in desperation
EWiped a drop of perspiration
BFrom his brow, kissed the ground, and thanked GodF#  
For his D#frequent application
[Outro]
Of maG#mcho moisturiserE  
Sheep Bdip moisturiserF#  
G.I. G#mJoe moisturiserE  
Fire Btruck moisturiserF#  
G#mMountaineer (Moisturiser)
EFishing Gear (Moisturiser)
BA working man (Moisturiser)
F#Panel van (Moisturiser)
G#mCharles Bronson (Moisturiser)
EChuck Norris (Moisturiser)
BA tilt train, steam train (F#Moisturiser, Moisturiser)
G#mSteel capped, full fat (MEoisturiser, Moisturiser)
BBear shooting, hippie booting, F#barbecuing, gutter puking
G#mPorno stashing, kicking assen (MEoisturiser, Moisturiser)
N.C
Yep, that big old Bruce, he never dried up.

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Macho Moisturiser

by The Pigs

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G#m

A#m

[Intro]

G#m A#m B

E A#m B E

[Verse 1]

G#m E

Big Old Bruce wore moisturiser

B F#

He was the biggest man in town

G#m E

Built like a big old cement truck

B F#

Skin like the softest part of a duck

[Chorus]

G#m E

And he wore macho moisturiser

B F#

Sheep dip moisturiser

G#m E

G.I. Joe moisturiser

B D#

Fire truck moisturiser

[Verse 2]

G#m A#m B E

Bruce could drop a man with just one kick in the nuts

B F#

He never fought by any rules

G#m A#m B E

He could wrestle a croc with his bare hands

B F#

Still everybody guessed he sprayed on tan

[Chorus]

G#m E

And he wore macho moisturiser

B F#

Sheep dip moisturiser

G#m E

G.I. Joe moisturiser

B D#

Fire truck moisturiser

[Bridge]

He had a secret skin care regime

He only shared with his girl Jeanne

For a couple o' months they were quite the couple

G#m

Her skin was soft his hands were supple

G#m A#m B

E A#m B E

G#m A#m B

E A#m B E

[Verse]

G#m E

One night as they exfoliated

B F#

Three young men came calling round

G#m E

Bruce and Jeannie's hands were bound

B F#

The men took everything they found

G#m E

Bruce's paws were clawed with rage

B F#

He cried "I'll track you down, and kill you all."

G#m E

But they set fire to the place

B D#

And left them tied up on the floor

G#m

Oh, but Bruce's hands were lubricated

He slipped free of the bonds they made

And now his freedom reinstated

Jeannie he emancipated

G#m

Broke them out in desperation

Wiped a drop of perspiration

B F#

From his brow, kissed the ground, and thanked God

For his frequent application

[Outro]

G#m E

Of macho moisturiser

B F#

Sheep dip moisturiser

G#m E

G.I. Joe moisturiser

B F#

Fire truck moisturiser

G#m

Mountaineer (Moisturiser)

Fishing Gear (Moisturiser)

A working man (Moisturiser)

Panel van (Moisturiser)

G#m

Charles Bronson (Moisturiser)

Chuck Norris (Moisturiser)

B F#

A tilt train, steam train (Moisturiser, Moisturiser)

G#m E

Steel capped, full fat (Moisturiser, Moisturiser)

B F#

Bear shooting, hippie booting, barbecuing, gutter puking

G#m E

Porno stashing, kicking assen (Moisturiser, Moisturiser)

N.C

Yep, that big old Bruce, he never dried up.

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