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[Intro]
G C D Em
[Verse 1]
One Emevening, my father said: My son
I'm Amdying and soon I'll be gone
But beEmfore my final farewell:
BHear me. And hear me well
EmDo whatever you want to do
AmHave a plan or roll the dice
But one Emthing is strictly taboo
BPlease, follow my advice
[Chorus]
GNever Cgoogle your Dsymptoms
GThat is my Conly presDcription
You get a Emhundred diagAmnoses
And medGieval proDgnoses
Every Gsign is a Cserious conDdition
G C D Em
[Verse 2]
EmIf you google 'cough' and 'diagnosis'
AmYou have got tuberculosis
And Emif you google 'fever and red'
You've got BEbola and soon will be dead
And Emif you google 'I've a runny nose'
It's AmCSF, your brain is leaking juice!
And Emif you google itch and prognosis:
Anaphylactic Bshock or psychosis
[Chorus]
So Gnever Cgoogle your Dsymptoms
GSeldom it Cbrings any Dwisdom
EmYou want to diAmscover
But Gyou might Duncover
That you Ghave an exCtra Dchromosome
G C D Em
[Bridge]
So Emthis is what I heard my father say
And Amthen he closed his eyes and passed away
The Emautopsy report was very clear
BDeath from hypochondric fear
Which is Bcustom
When you Bgoogle
Your Bsymptoms
[Chorus]
GNever Cgoogle your Dsymptoms
The Ghit list Cis never Dawesome
EmPain in your Amleft arm?
GHeart attack Dalarm!
Do you Emfeel a little Amweak? Yes
GYou've got ALDS!
If you Emhave a slight aAmnemia
GYou've got leuDkemia!
Are Emyou a little Amcrazy?
GYou've got ADDHD
So Dnever, ever Cgoogle
Your Dsymptoms!
G C D

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Never Google Your Symptoms

by Henrik Widegren

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[Intro]

G C D Em

[Verse 1]

One evening, my father said: My son

I'm dying and soon I'll be gone

But before my final farewell:

Hear me. And hear me well

Do whatever you want to do

Have a plan or roll the dice

But one thing is strictly taboo

Please, follow my advice

[Chorus]

G C D

Never google your symptoms

G C D

That is my only prescription

Em Am

You get a hundred diagnoses

G D

And medieval prognoses

G C D

Every sign is a serious condition

G C D Em

[Verse 2]

If you google 'cough' and 'diagnosis'

You have got tuberculosis

And if you google 'fever and red'

You've got Ebola and soon will be dead

And if you google 'I've a runny nose'

It's CSF, your brain is leaking juice!

And if you google itch and prognosis:

Anaphylactic shock or psychosis

[Chorus]

G C D

So never google your symptoms

G C D

Seldom it brings any wisdom

Em Am

You want to discover

G D

But you might uncover

G C D

That you have an extra chromosome

G C D Em

[Bridge]

So this is what I heard my father say

And then he closed his eyes and passed away

The autopsy report was very clear

Death from hypochondric fear

Which is custom

When you google

Your symptoms

[Chorus]

G C D

Never google your symptoms

G C D

The hit list is never awesome

Em Am

Pain in your left arm?

G D

Heart attack alarm!

Em Am

Do you feel a little weak? Yes

G D

You've got ALS!

Em Am

If you have a slight anemia

G D

You've got leukemia!

Em Am

Are you a little crazy?

G D

You've got ADHD

D C

So never, ever google

Your symptoms!

G C D

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