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Ween - Mister Would You Please Help My Pony?
B          (7 9 9 8 7 7)
Emaj9      {x 7 6 8 7 x}
Ebm        (x 6 8 8 7 x)
Dmaj9      (x 5 4 6 5 x)
Dbm        (x 4 6 6 5 x)
A          (5 7 7 6 5 5)
Abm        (4 6 6 4 4 4)
Gbm        (2 4 4 2 2 2)
E          (0 2 2 1 0 0)
Emaj13sus2 (0 5 7 6 7 0)
[Intro]
B
[Verse]
Emaj9Mister, would you please help my Ebmpony?
Dmaj9He's over there behind the Dbmtree
AHe's down in the dirt, Abmwould ya help him?
I Bthink Bit's Bhis Blung
Emaj9Mister would you please help my pEbmony?
Dmaj9He's chewin' bark and not tDbmhe leaves
AHe's cryin' like a babyAbm, would you help him?
I Bthink Bit's Bhis Blung
Emaj9Mister, would you please help my Ebmpony?
Dmaj9He's down - He ain't gettinDbm' up
AHe coughed up snot in tAbmhe driveway
And I tBhink hBis Blung's Bfucked Bup
[Bridge]
GbmPo---Eny, GbmPo---Eny, GbmPo---Emaj13ny
(Instrumental section)
D Dbm A Dbm D Gbm B
(Solo over verse chords)
Emaj9Mister, would you please help my Ebmpony?
Dmaj9He's over there lookin' at Dbmme
AHe can't talk because hAbme's a pony
I Bthink Bit's Bhis Blung

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Mister Would You Please Help My Pony

by Ween

Lyrics & chords · Original key

Chords in this song · guitar

Emaj9

Ebm

Dmaj9

Dbm

Abm

Gbm

Emaj13

Ween - Mister Would You Please Help My Pony?

B (7 9 9 8 7 7)

Emaj9 {x 7 6 8 7 x}

Ebm (x 6 8 8 7 x)

Dmaj9 (x 5 4 6 5 x)

Dbm (x 4 6 6 5 x)

A (5 7 7 6 5 5)

Abm (4 6 6 4 4 4)

Gbm (2 4 4 2 2 2)

E (0 2 2 1 0 0)

Emaj13sus2 (0 5 7 6 7 0)

[Intro]

[Verse]

Emaj9 Ebm

Mister, would you please help my pony?

Dmaj9 Dbm

He's over there behind the tree

A Abm

He's down in the dirt, would ya help him?

B B B B

I think it's his lung

Emaj9 Ebm

Mister would you please help my pony?

Dmaj9 Dbm

He's chewin' bark and not the leaves

A Abm

He's cryin' like a baby, would you help him?

B B B B

I think it's his lung

Emaj9 Ebm

Mister, would you please help my pony?

Dmaj9 Dbm

He's down - He ain't gettin' up

A Abm

He coughed up snot in the driveway

B B B B B

And I think his lung's fucked up

[Bridge]

Gbm E Gbm E Gbm Emaj13

Po---ny, Po---ny, Po---ny

(Instrumental section)

D Dbm A Dbm D Gbm B

(Solo over verse chords)

Emaj9 Ebm

Mister, would you please help my pony?

Dmaj9 Dbm

He's over there lookin' at me

A Abm

He can't talk because he's a pony

B B B B

I think it's his lung

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