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Gus Johnson - Peeing On The Seat
[Chorus 1]
I Dtook a little pee
I Adribbled on the seat
I Bmsee no problem, Gwhat's the harm
In Awiping with my Dfeet?
[Verse 1]
A Bmsock is just a Gtowel
That is Awrapped around your DfootD/C#  
There's Bmnothing wrong with uGsing it
To Awipe away your schmutz
[Pre-Chorus]
DYes there is
(SweetGheart, what's this?)
It's Dobvious
(I'm Gtrying to piss)
[Chorus 2]
DThat is disgusting
AI'll have no such thing
BmYou're in trouble, Gurine bubbles
AAren't for socking Dcling
[Verse 2]
BmBabe, that's just reGvolting
And when Awill you ever DlearnD/C#  
That Bmwalking 'round in Gurine
Will just Afill the place with germs?
[Pre-Chorus]
DWait a minute
(GYes, what is it?)
DTake it back
(And Gwhy is that?)
[Verse 3]
You've Bmgone and blown a Gsnotty sneeze
Right Ainto both your DhandsD/C#  
That's Bmfifteen times as Ggermy
But I Emget your repriAmand?
[Verse 4]
But Bmthis was just an Gaccident
While Ayours was lame and DgrossD/C#  
You're Bmfilling up this Ghouse with nasty
EmResidues the Amost
[Breakdown]
But Dsweetheart, that'll never matter
GNot one single ounce
That's Bmgood advice
This Emplace is nice
But it's Anot even our house
We're just GrobAbing the Dplace
[Outro]
N.C.
Ha-ha! Suck it, homeowners!
N.C.
I got a bunch of pee on the floor, too.
N.C.
Good!

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Peeing On The Seat

by Gus Johnson

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D/C#

Gus Johnson - Peeing On The Seat

[Chorus 1]

I took a little pee

I dribbled on the seat

Bm G

I see no problem, what's the harm

A D

In wiping with my feet?

[Verse 1]

Bm G

A sock is just a towel

A D D/C#

That is wrapped around your foot

Bm G

There's nothing wrong with using it

To wipe away your schmutz

[Pre-Chorus]

Yes there is

(Sweetheart, what's this?)

It's obvious

(I'm trying to piss)

[Chorus 2]

That is disgusting

I'll have no such thing

Bm G

You're in trouble, urine bubbles

A D

Aren't for socking cling

[Verse 2]

Bm G

Babe, that's just revolting

A D D/C#

And when will you ever learn

Bm G

That walking 'round in urine

Will just fill the place with germs?

[Pre-Chorus]

Wait a minute

(Yes, what is it?)

Take it back

(And why is that?)

[Verse 3]

Bm G

You've gone and blown a snotty sneeze

A D D/C#

Right into both your hands

Bm G

That's fifteen times as germy

Em A

But I get your reprimand?

[Verse 4]

Bm G

But this was just an accident

A D D/C#

While yours was lame and gross

Bm G

You're filling up this house with nasty

Em A

Residues the most

[Breakdown]

But sweetheart, that'll never matter

Not one single ounce

That's good advice

This place is nice

But it's not even our house

G A D

We're just robbing the place

[Outro]

N.C.

Ha-ha! Suck it, homeowners!

N.C.

I got a bunch of pee on the floor, too.

N.C.

Good!

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