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Religious Songs

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Listen to the song to get the chord timings right, and I recommend using a 
combination of strumming patterns and fingerpicking with lots of small ornaments 
in the picking structure to keep it floaty. Don't go overboard though. The only 
chord I am unsure of is the G/E so any corrections would be good.
 G/E- 
e-7
b-5
d-0
g-5
a-5
E-0
Capo 8th
Intro and la's:  D   Asus2   Em  G  
Lalalalalala etc
DI don't really Asus2know what I should Emdo
Like sDhould I be pasAsus2sing this bread Emalong to you
DAnd I don't really Asus2know what the wine Emwas for
DCos if it's Jesus' Asus2blood wouldn't there Embe more?
GKnocking on Kevin's front door
DI'm singing religious Asongs
getting the Emwords wrong
My hair's getting tGoo long
for this congregatiDon
DReligious sonAgs
getting the wEmords wrong
My hairs getting tGoo long And they say
G/EHow did he really expect to be Ahappy
When he Glistens to death metal Dbands
lalalala etc
IF there's murder in heaven then you're disinclined to share
You stole my heart and stole your underwear
You say religion is bullshit it's all about metaphor
Well if I need a fence to sit on I'll sit on your sit on yours 
Dreaming of Babylon's whores
I'm singing religious songs
getting the words wrong
My hair's getting too long
for this congregation
Religious songs
getting the words wrong
My hairs getting too long
And they say
How did he really expect to be happy
When he listens to death metal bands
Lalalalala etc
I knew you so long I ran out of cool things to say
I still run into friends that we both had yesterday
And they ask me how I am I lie say that I'm doing fine
They still manage to tell me on an easy-lay holiday
But that's ok remember you thought I was gay
Chorus 2:
Well I beat myself off when I sleep on your futon
Walk in the rain with my second-hand suit on
Beat myself off when I sleep on your futon
I walk in the rain and I'm thinking
If I happen to die tonight in my sleep
I'll have cum and not blood on my hands
Lalalalala etc

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Religious Songs

by Withered Hand

Lyrics & chords · Original key · Capo on fret 8 (as written in this song)

Chords in this song · guitar

G/E

Asus2

Listen to the song to get the chord timings right, and I recommend using a

combination of strumming patterns and fingerpicking with lots of small ornaments

in the picking structure to keep it floaty. Don't go overboard though. The only

chord I am unsure of is the G/E so any corrections would be good.

G/E

e-7

b-5

d-0

g-5

a-5

E-0

Capo 8th

D Asus2 Em G

Intro and la's:

Lalalalalala etc

D Asus2 Em

I don't really know what I should do

D Asus2 Em

Like should I be passing this bread along to you

D Asus2 Em

And I don't really know what the wine was for

D Asus2 Em

Cos if it's Jesus' blood wouldn't there be more?

Knocking on Kevin's front door

D A

I'm singing religious songs

getting the words wrong

My hair's getting too long

for this congregation

D A

Religious songs

getting the words wrong

My hairs getting too long And they say

G/E A

How did he really expect to be happy

G D

When he listens to death metal bands

lalalala etc

IF there's murder in heaven then you're disinclined to share

You stole my heart and stole your underwear

You say religion is bullshit it's all about metaphor

Well if I need a fence to sit on I'll sit on your sit on yours

Dreaming of Babylon's whores

I'm singing religious songs

getting the words wrong

My hair's getting too long

for this congregation

Religious songs

getting the words wrong

My hairs getting too long

And they say

How did he really expect to be happy

When he listens to death metal bands

Lalalalala etc

I knew you so long I ran out of cool things to say

I still run into friends that we both had yesterday

And they ask me how I am I lie say that I'm doing fine

They still manage to tell me on an easy-lay holiday

But that's ok remember you thought I was gay

Chorus 2:

Well I beat myself off when I sleep on your futon

Walk in the rain with my second-hand suit on

Beat myself off when I sleep on your futon

I walk in the rain and I'm thinking

If I happen to die tonight in my sleep

I'll have cum and not blood on my hands

Lalalalala etc

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