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Intro
 C#-  D#- G#  
        	(G#)
	Well I'm sitting on the toilet
	(D#)
	Staring at the walls
        	 (C#)            (D#)  
	I can feel the cool clear water 
	         (G#)               
	Splashing soft against my balls
             (G#)
	Well that’s when I start thinking
	         (D#)
	About my favorite fantasy
	         (C#)            (D#)
	And my dick begins to harden
              (G#)
	As the shit pains come through me
[ Chorus ]
        (G#)                     (C#)
	And I think about you every time I shit
                   (D#)
	I think about your pussy
		   (C#)           (G#)
	I wanna lick your clit
		          (G#)
	With each fart I fantasize
		         (C#) 
	About my head between my thighs
		 (D#)         (C#)            (G#)
	yes I think about you every time I shit
[riff 2]
                 (G#)
	Girl when I get Diarrhea
                 (D#)
	That’s when I most wanna see ya
                 (C#)                    (D#)
	And when the smell fills up the room
           (G#)
	Girl, to me, it's your perfume
                 (G#)
	And with every little grunt
                 (D#)
	oh I think about your cunt
                 (C#)             (D#)
	And my stomach starts to gurgle
                 (G#)
        And my hemorrhoids start to bleed
(Back to Chorus)	
[Riff 3]
	        (G#)
	Well Girl, it's almost over
                (D#)
	Time to flush and say goodbye
                (C#)             (D#)
	as I gently wipe my asshole
                (G#)
	I choke up and start to cry
                (G#)
	So I reach into the toilet
                (D#)
	And I pick up a piece or two
                (C#)               (D#)
	And I smear the bathroom walls
                (G#)
	With these few words, I love you
[outro chorus key change] - (A#)-(D#)-(G#)

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Every Time I Shit

by Larry Pierce

Lyrics & chords · Original key

Chords in this song · guitar

Intro

C# D# G#

- -

()

Well I'm sitting on the toilet

()

Staring at the walls

C# D#

() ()

I can feel the cool clear water

()

Splashing soft against my balls

()

Well that’s when I start thinking

()

About my favorite fantasy

C# D#

() ()

And my dick begins to harden

()

As the shit pains come through me

[ Chorus ]

G# C#

() ()

And I think about you every time I shit

()

I think about your pussy

C# G#

() ()

I wanna lick your clit

()

With each fart I fantasize

()

About my head between my thighs

D# C# G#

() () ()

yes I think about you every time I shit

[riff 2]

()

Girl when I get Diarrhea

()

That’s when I most wanna see ya

C# D#

() ()

And when the smell fills up the room

()

Girl, to me, it's your perfume

()

And with every little grunt

()

oh I think about your cunt

C# D#

() ()

And my stomach starts to gurgle

()

And my hemorrhoids start to bleed

(Back to Chorus)

[Riff 3]

()

Well Girl, it's almost over

()

Time to flush and say goodbye

C# D#

() ()

as I gently wipe my asshole

()

I choke up and start to cry

()

So I reach into the toilet

()

And I pick up a piece or two

C# D#

() ()

And I smear the bathroom walls

()

With these few words, I love you

A# D# G#

[outro chorus key change] - ()-()-()

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