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Verse:
AGod made the world in seven days
Well, that’s one week to be speDcific
Now, that’s what I call scienBtific
   ESay Hallelujah, sing His prAaise
Four thousand forty-two B.C.
On Monday, August twenty-seven
He made the earth and sky and Heaven
Then he punched out at five-oh-three
Then he made Adam, and then Eve
A garden for them to inhabit
The apple right where Eve could grab it
And I've got proof, 'cause I believe
Chorus:
Creation Science 10D1
In the beginning it begAun
   F#And you are just beginning B7to educate yourself when Gyou sE/Ghun
EvolutiAonG  E  A  G  E  A  
Then Cain and Abel he begat
And they begat all of the rest to us
Which means they must have been incestuous
I'm going to have to pray about that
There might be sinners in this class
Who might believe in Charles Darwin
I guess that's just their loss and our win
Because I'm gonna flunk their ass
If you make Genesis your text
You’ll laugh at Darwin and what he sees
To be the origin of species
Because he's just plain oversexed
Creation Science 101
You ain't no monkey's great grandson
You’ve got a research paper due
'bout the fifty reason to shun
Evolution
Don't let em' hand you that old jive
About survival of the fittest
That notion don't pass the bull**** test
'Cause look at me, I'm still alive
God made the world just like it is
He made the fossils just to tease us
Old bones to test our faith in Jesus
Yeah, this'll all be on the quiz
Creation Science 101
Now Armagedd-your homework-done
Because when this semester's through,
It's straight A's for students who shun Evolution
The kids get such an education
When they shun
The heretical theory of the development of life on earth over millions of years by 
means of spontaneous genetic mutation

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Creation Science 101

by Roy Zimmerman

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E/G

Verse:

God made the world in seven days

Well, that’s one week to be specific

Now, that’s what I call scientific

E A

Say Hallelujah, sing His praise

Four thousand forty-two B.C.

On Monday, August twenty-seven

He made the earth and sky and Heaven

Then he punched out at five-oh-three

Then he made Adam, and then Eve

A garden for them to inhabit

The apple right where Eve could grab it

And I've got proof, 'cause I believe

Chorus:

Creation Science 101

In the beginning it begun

F# B7 G E/G

And you are just beginning to educate yourself when you shun

A G E A G E A

Evolution

Then Cain and Abel he begat

And they begat all of the rest to us

Which means they must have been incestuous

I'm going to have to pray about that

There might be sinners in this class

Who might believe in Charles Darwin

I guess that's just their loss and our win

Because I'm gonna flunk their ass

If you make Genesis your text

You’ll laugh at Darwin and what he sees

To be the origin of species

Because he's just plain oversexed

Creation Science 101

You ain't no monkey's great grandson

You’ve got a research paper due

'bout the fifty reason to shun

Evolution

Don't let em' hand you that old jive

About survival of the fittest

That notion don't pass the bull**** test

'Cause look at me, I'm still alive

God made the world just like it is

He made the fossils just to tease us

Old bones to test our faith in Jesus

Yeah, this'll all be on the quiz

Creation Science 101

Now Armagedd-your homework-done

Because when this semester's through,

It's straight A's for students who shun Evolution

The kids get such an education

When they shun

The heretical theory of the development of life on earth over millions of years by

means of spontaneous genetic mutation

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