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I'm reDquesting information
On the status Bof our Gship
The Dcomputer is malfunctioning
It's got a Bfaulty Gchip
We've been Dstranded in space for thirBteen Gdays
And Deveryone's unconscious, except Bfor Gme
I've been Dpulling up the lady's shirts
And lookin' Bat their Gtits
And Dtakin' off their panties
And puttin' 'em Bon my Ghead
I Dtook a piss in the capBtains Gbed
And when Deveryone wakes up, I'll be in Bfor Git
I'm a Gbad astroDnaut
GNaughty astroDnaut
GThinking dirty Dthoughts
And I Gthink them quite a Dlot
I'm a Abad astroEnaut
ANaughty Eastronaut
AThinking dirty Ethoughts
GAnd I hope I don't get Dcaught
I'm requesting information
But the request has Bbeen Gdenied
Earth has Dradioed an order
To our fail-Bsafe deGvice
The Dautomatic pilot has been set Bto collGide
With the Dfire of the sun, and no one Bwill survGive
But to Dtell the truth, I don't Beven Gmind
In Dfact, I'm having the time Bof my Glife
I've been Dsticking flowers in the first Bmate's behGind
Outer Dspace is contaminated with Bdirty Gminds
I'm a Gbad astroDnaut
GNaughty astroDnaut
GThinking dirty Dthoughts
And I Gthink them quite a Dlot
I'm a Abad astroEnaut
ANaughty Eastronaut
AThinking dirty Ethoughts
GAnd I think I just got Dcaught

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Bad Astronaut

by James Kochalka

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I'm requesting information

B G

On the status of our ship

The computer is malfunctioning

B G

It's got a faulty chip

D B G

We've been stranded in space for thirteen days

D B G

And everyone's unconscious, except for me

I've been pulling up the lady's shirts

B G

And lookin' at their tits

And takin' off their panties

B G

And puttin' 'em on my head

D B G

I took a piss in the captains bed

D B G

And when everyone wakes up, I'll be in for it

G D

I'm a bad astronaut

G D

Naughty astronaut

G D

Thinking dirty thoughts

G D

And I think them quite a lot

A E

I'm a bad astronaut

A E

Naughty astronaut

A E

Thinking dirty thoughts

G D

And I hope I don't get caught

I'm requesting information

B G

But the request has been denied

Earth has radioed an order

B G

To our fail-safe device

D B G

The automatic pilot has been set to collide

D B G

With the fire of the sun, and no one will survive

D B G

But to tell the truth, I don't even mind

D B G

In fact, I'm having the time of my life

D B G

I've been sticking flowers in the first mate's behind

D B G

Outer space is contaminated with dirty minds

G D

I'm a bad astronaut

G D

Naughty astronaut

G D

Thinking dirty thoughts

G D

And I think them quite a lot

A E

I'm a bad astronaut

A E

Naughty astronaut

A E

Thinking dirty thoughts

G D

And I think I just got caught

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