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Too Fat Polka

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Oh, AI don't want her, you can have her
ShDe's too fat for me
ShAe's too fat for me
ShDe's too fat for me
AI don't want her, you can have her,
ShDe's too fat for me
ShGe's too fat, shAe's too fat
ShDe's too fAat for mDe
I get dGizzy
I get nDumbo
When I'm dAancing
With my JDum-Jum-Jumbo
She's a twGosome,
She's a fDoursome
If she'd lAose some
I would lDike her more some
CGan she prance up a hill?
No, no, no, no, nDo
CDan she dance a quadrille?
No, no, no, no, nGo
DGoes she fit in your coupe?
BCy herself she's a grAmoup
CoAuld she possibly
SGit upon your knee?
NAo, nDo, nGo

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Too Fat Polka

by Bobby Vinton

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This chart is very roughly chorded - feel free to correct it if you feel inclined.

Oh, I don't want her, you can have her

She's too fat for me

I don't want her, you can have her,

She's too fat for me

G A

She's too fat, she's too fat

D A D

She's too fat for me

I get dizzy

I get numbo

When I'm dancing

With my Jum-Jum-Jumbo

She's a twosome,

She's a foursome

If she'd lose some

I would like her more some

Can she prance up a hill?

No, no, no, no, no

Can she dance a quadrille?

No, no, no, no, no

Does she fit in your coupe?

C Am

By herself she's a group

Could she possibly

Sit upon your knee?

A D G

No, no, no

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