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Bwana Dik Frank Zappa from Fillmore East
                   F#(riff)                       F#(riff)    
And if his dick is a monster If his dick is a monster
If his dick is a monster  A7they will give him their hearts E  E  D  E  
Over  Em7(Spoken)
Hold it! Please hold it! My God, Madge . . . you voluptuous New York City slit . . . 
Why didn't you tell me before? It was so hard to tell with your little blousey-poo 
on, but . . .
Now that I see you . . . I would have helped . . I didn't know you were so 
obviously . . . PREGNANT . . . 
ends with B7
Em7I've got the tAhing you need I aEmm endowed beyond your wCildB7est
CEmlearasil-spatterAed fantEmasies CAh ah ah ah ah B7ah ah ah ah ah Emah . . . 
CGirls frDom all over Emthe world, flock to Cwrite my name Don the toilEmet walls
F     G    E             F     G  C   B7      C        B7
Of the Whisky à Go-Go, for I am Bwana Dik I am Bwana Dik 
CMe Bwana Dik, NB7o! Me BwCana DB7ik 
Say! 
(    F#m7   E) x 2 Arpeggios Drum Cue
F#m7My dick is a Emonster  GF#m7ive me your Eheart 
F#m7Bwana Dik is a legend, enormous thou art 
F#m7My dick is a HaErley you F#m7kick it to stEart 
F#m7Bwana Dik speaks the heavens will part 
F#m7My dick is a dEagger  IF#m7'll force it tEo fit
F#m7My dick is a reEamer, baby, F#m7to scream up your Eslit 
DSteam it! GReam it! Cream itB! 
Into Latex Sauna Beef
Riff
  B     E     D     BMAud ShAark

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Bwana Dik

by Frank Zappa

Lyrics & chords · Original key

Chords in this song · guitar

Em7

F#m7

Bwana Dik Frank Zappa from Fillmore East

F# F#

(riff) (riff)

And if his dick is a monster If his dick is a monster

A7 E E D E

If his dick is a monster they will give him their hearts

Em7

Over (Spoken)

Hold it! Please hold it! My God, Madge . . . you voluptuous New York City slit . . .

Why didn't you tell me before? It was so hard to tell with your little blousey-poo

on, but . . .

Now that I see you . . . I would have helped . . I didn't know you were so

obviously . . . PREGNANT . . .

ends with B7

Em7 A Em C B7

I've got the thing you need I am endowed beyond your wildest

Em A Em C B7 Em

Clearasil-spattered fantasies Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah . . .

C D Em C D Em

Girls from all over the world, flock to write my name on the toilet walls

F G E F G C B7 C B7

Of the Whisky à Go-Go, for I am Bwana Dik I am Bwana Dik

C B7 C B7

Me Bwana Dik, No! Me Bwana Dik

Say!

F#m7 E

( ) x 2 Arpeggios Drum Cue

F#m7 E F#m7 E

My dick is a monster Give me your heart

F#m7

Bwana Dik is a legend, enormous thou art

F#m7 E F#m7 E

My dick is a Harley you kick it to start

F#m7

Bwana Dik speaks the heavens will part

F#m7 E F#m7 E

My dick is a dagger I'll force it to fit

F#m7 E F#m7 E

My dick is a reamer, baby, to scream up your slit

D G B

Steam it! Ream it! Cream it!

Into Latex Sauna Beef

Riff

B E D B A A

Mud Shark

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