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Artist: Weezer
Song: Where's My Sex?
Album: Hurley (2010)
tabbed by: necriononguitar
e-mail: [email protected] (NO SPAM!!!)
Tuning: Drop D
. =palm-muted
~ =hold note
^ =vibrato
b =bend
r =release
p =pull off
h =hammer on
Love the song =w=
Reminds me of their older albums, the good ole times ;D
NOTE: Since u use power-chords (drop d) in the verse i didnt mind writing
down if its major or minor
Am       G         F        E  G
This is the line u play in the verse ;D
Here is the lil tab:
E----------------------------------------------------|
B----------------------------------------------------|
G----------------------------------------------------|
D----------------------------------------------------|
A-----7-----7-5-----5-3------3-2--2--2--2--5---------|
E-----7-----7-5-----5-3------3-2--2--2--2--5---------|
      .     . .     . .      . .  .  .  .  .
  AmMom Gmade my Fsex, she Eknitted Git Amwith her GhandsF  E  G  
Sex-making is a family tradition
Going back to the caveman days
They were walking around in a haze
Until they figured it out
And they said 'gosh dang, this is great!'
FBut now I'm like a prehistoric screwball
DWalking round with no sex at all
(I said) AmWhere's my Gsex? I Fthought it was EhereG  
AmUnder the beGnch but Fit isn't thEereG  
I've Amgot no iGdea where Fit disapEpeared Gto
I'm Amrunning laGte, I Fcan't be lEateG  
I Ccan't go out withGout my sex, it's Dmcold outside and my Amtoes get wet
And Cpeople will think that I'm an Galien just Dmcruising in to make a friend
AmMeg liGkes to hFide it, sEhe said GthaAmt it giveGs her a FkickE  G  
It may be under the rug or stuck in a shoe closet
Or tumbling round in the washing machine, she's always trying to get me clean
She adds detergent and bounce to eliminate static cling
FIt's gonna be another hour or more
DTill I am ready to walk out the door
(I said) AmWhere's my Gsex? I Fthought it was EhereG  
AmUnder the beGnch but Fit isn't thEereG  
I've Amgot no iGdea where Fit disapEpeared Gto
I'm Amrunning laGte, I Fcan't be lEateG  
I Ccan't go out withGout my sex, it's Dmcold outside and my Amtoes get wet
And Cpeople will think that I'm an Galien just Dmcruising in to make a friend
Bb   Eb     Bb  Eb    (Come on be my friend)
Bb   Eb     Bb  Eb
BbPeople Ebcan you hear Bbme Ebtalking
BbI know you Eball are hapBbpy, Ebrocking
BbCould you Eblend me a Bbdime, Ebpretty please?
BbBrother, Ebsister, got Bbtime?    EbI've got no 
BbSex on my Ebfeet, BbSex in my Ebdrawer
BbSex in my Ebshoes or Bbsex on the Ebfloor
(I said) AWhere's my Gsex? I Fthought it was EhereG  
AUnder the beGnch but Fit isn't thEereG  
I've Agot no iGdea where Fit disapEpeared Gto
I'm Arunning laGte, I Fcan't be lEateG  
I Ccan't go out withGout my sex, it's Dcold outside and my Atoes get wet
And Cpeople will think that I'm an Galien just Dcruising in to make a friend
A
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Wheres My Sex

by Weezer

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Artist: Weezer

Song: Where's My Sex?

Album: Hurley (2010)

tabbed by: necriononguitar

e-mail: [email protected] (NO SPAM!!!)

Tuning: Drop D

. =palm-muted

~ =hold note

^ =vibrato

b =bend

r =release

p =pull off

h =hammer on

Love the song =w=

Reminds me of their older albums, the good ole times ;D

NOTE: Since u use power-chords (drop d) in the verse i didnt mind writing

down if its major or minor

Am G F E G

This is the line u play in the verse ;D

Here is the lil tab:

E----------------------------------------------------|

B----------------------------------------------------|

G----------------------------------------------------|

D----------------------------------------------------|

A-----7-----7-5-----5-3------3-2--2--2--2--5---------|

E-----7-----7-5-----5-3------3-2--2--2--2--5---------|

. . . . . . . . . . .

Am G F E G Am G F E G

Mom made my sex, she knitted it with her hands

Sex-making is a family tradition

Going back to the caveman days

They were walking around in a haze

Until they figured it out

And they said 'gosh dang, this is great!'

But now I'm like a prehistoric screwball

Walking round with no sex at all

Am G F E G

(I said) Where's my sex? I thought it was here

Am G F E G

Under the bench but it isn't there

Am G F E G

I've got no idea where it disappeared to

Am G F E G

I'm running late, I can't be late

C G Dm Am

I can't go out without my sex, it's cold outside and my toes get wet

C G Dm

And people will think that I'm an alien just cruising in to make a friend

Am G F E G Am G F E G

Meg likes to hide it, she said that it gives her a kick

It may be under the rug or stuck in a shoe closet

Or tumbling round in the washing machine, she's always trying to get me clean

She adds detergent and bounce to eliminate static cling

It's gonna be another hour or more

Till I am ready to walk out the door

Am G F E G

(I said) Where's my sex? I thought it was here

Am G F E G

Under the bench but it isn't there

Am G F E G

I've got no idea where it disappeared to

Am G F E G

I'm running late, I can't be late

C G Dm Am

I can't go out without my sex, it's cold outside and my toes get wet

C G Dm

And people will think that I'm an alien just cruising in to make a friend

Bb Eb Bb Eb (Come on be my friend)

Bb Eb Bb Eb

People can you hear me talking

Bb Eb Bb Eb

I know you all are happy, rocking

Bb Eb Bb Eb

Could you lend me a dime, pretty please?

Bb Eb Bb Eb

Brother, sister, got time? I've got no

Bb Eb Bb Eb

Sex on my feet, Sex in my drawer

Bb Eb Bb Eb

Sex in my shoes or sex on the floor

A G F E G

(I said) Where's my sex? I thought it was here

A G F E G

Under the bench but it isn't there

A G F E G

I've got no idea where it disappeared to

A G F E G

I'm running late, I can't be late

C G D A

I can't go out without my sex, it's cold outside and my toes get wet

C G D

And people will think that I'm an alien just cruising in to make a friend

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