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Todd The T1000

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 A= x02220
 B= x24442
 A/C#= x47655
 B/Eb= x69877
 E(2)= x79997
F#m(maj7) = 243222
 A   B   A   B  A/ C#  B/ Eb  E(2)  
SomeEtimes I kind of C#mmiss the old AXJ-B9
    that we Eused to call C#mJaneA  B  
EReally good at C#mcleaning and we Agot along Bfine
    so I Ecouldn’t comC#mplainA  B  
C#mLately she’d been getting tangled G#up in the shag rug
And Efinally one wheel just wouldn’t F#spin
So we F#msaid our goodbyes and I D7traded her in
This Enew one’s kind of C#mcreepy, makes me Ashudder inBside
    with his Eidiot C#mgrinA  B  
He’s Ehead to toe with C#mmuscles and they Aripple and Bslide
    under Etranslucent C#mskinA  B  
SomeC#mtimes he’ll stand for hours looking G#into the mirror
And Eflexing like some guy at the F#gym
And I’m F#measily ten inches D7shorter than him
ETodd the F#mT  1G#m000 C#scares me
              F#m  F#m(maj7)               F#m7  B  
I don’t think he knows I’ve got a right to exist
And he Esits in my F#mfavorite G#mchair and C#dares me
             F#m  F#m(maj7)       F#m7  B  
And when I look over he is making a fist
          A      B      A   B  A/C# B/Eb E(2)  
One finger at a time
I Eask him if he’ll C#mvacuum and he Adoesn’t resBpond,
    but I Eknow that he C#mheardA  B  
I Eturn and catch him C#mlooking when he Athinks that I’m Bgone
    and he Eflips me the C#mbirdA  B  
I C#masked him when we started, please stay G#out of the bedroom
But EI don’t think I’m safe anyF#where
When I F#mwake in the dark I can D7tell that he’s there
ETodd the F#mT  1G#m000 C#scares me
              F#m  F#m(maj7)               F#m7  B  
I don’t think he knows I’ve got a right to exist
And he Esits in my F#mfavorite G#mchair and C#dares me
             F#m  F#m(maj7)       F#m7  B  
And when I look over he is making a fist
One Afinger Bat a AtimeB  
So I Alive like a Bghost while he’s A/C#living like B/Ebme
AIt’s not Bmy house A/C#any  B/Ebmore
And I Asneak out the Bdoor while he’s C#mwatching TB/EbV
AHead down Bto the A/C#cyborg B/Ebstore
G#m7I get some C#new arms inG#m7stalled at the C#store
G#m7Buy the C#biggest G#m7ones I C#can
AHead back to Bmy house, Todd A/C#answers the B/Ebdoor
AHe sees Bmore than A/C#just a B/Ebman
My Eright arm is a C#msmasher like the Atrunk of a Btree
    and the Eleft one’s a C#msawA  B  
I Ecut the couch in C#mhalf and I Asmash the TBV
    with my Ebig smashy C#mclawA  B  
He’s C#mstanding still and silent, I can’t G#tell what he’s thinking
He Eblinks a single glowing red F#eye
So I F#mgive him a shove and then D7Todd starts to cry
ETodd the F#mT100G#m0 scC#ares me
            F#m  F#m(maj7)               F#m7  B  
But I think he knows I’ve got a right to exist
And he Esits in my F#mfavorite G#mchair and C#dares me
               F#m  F#m(maj7)      F#m7  B  
But when he looks over I am making a fist
          A      B      A   B  A/ C#  B/ Eb  E(2)  
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Todd The T1000

by Jonathan Coulton

Lyrics & chords · Original key

Chords in this song · guitar

A/C#

B/Eb

E(2)

F#m

C#m

G#m

F#m7

G#m7

= x02220

= x24442

A/C#

= x47655

B/Eb

= x69877

E(2)

= x79997

F#m

(maj7) = 243222

A B A B A C# B Eb E(2)

/ /

E C#m A B

Sometimes I kind of miss the old XJ-9

E C#m A B

that we used to call Jane

E C#m A B

Really good at cleaning and we got along fine

E C#m A B

so I couldn’t complain

C#m G#

Lately she’d been getting tangled up in the shag rug

E F#

And finally one wheel just wouldn’t spin

F#m D7

So we said our goodbyes and I traded her in

E C#m A B

This new one’s kind of creepy, makes me shudder inside

E C#m A B

with his idiot grin

E C#m A B

He’s head to toe with muscles and they ripple and slide

E C#m A B

under translucent skin

C#m G#

Sometimes he’ll stand for hours looking into the mirror

E F#

And flexing like some guy at the gym

F#m D7

And I’m easily ten inches shorter than him

E F#m G#m C#

Todd the T 1000 scares me

F#m F#m F#m7 B

(maj7)

I don’t think he knows I’ve got a right to exist

E F#m G#m C#

And he sits in my favorite chair and dares me

F#m F#m F#m7 B

(maj7)

And when I look over he is making a fist

A B A B A B E(2)

/C# /Eb

One finger at a time

E C#m A B

I ask him if he’ll vacuum and he doesn’t respond,

E C#m A B

but I know that he heard

E C#m A B

I turn and catch him looking when he thinks that I’m gone

E C#m A B

and he flips me the bird

C#m G#

I asked him when we started, please stay out of the bedroom

E F#

But I don’t think I’m safe anywhere

F#m D7

When I wake in the dark I can tell that he’s there

E F#m G#m C#

Todd the T 1000 scares me

F#m F#m F#m7 B

(maj7)

I don’t think he knows I’ve got a right to exist

E F#m G#m C#

And he sits in my favorite chair and dares me

F#m F#m F#m7 B

(maj7)

And when I look over he is making a fist

A B A B

One finger at a time

A B A/C# B/Eb

So I live like a ghost while he’s living like me

A B A/C# B/Eb

It’s not my house any more

A B C#m B/Eb

And I sneak out the door while he’s watching TV

A B A/C# B/Eb

Head down to the cyborg store

G#m7 C# G#m7 C#

I get some new arms installed at the store

G#m7 C# G#m7 C#

Buy the biggest ones I can

A B A/C# B/Eb

Head back to my house, Todd answers the door

A B A/C# B/Eb

He sees more than just a man

E C#m A B

My right arm is a smasher like the trunk of a tree

E C#m A B

and the left one’s a saw

E C#m A B

I cut the couch in half and I smash the TV

E C#m A B

with my big smashy claw

C#m G#

He’s standing still and silent, I can’t tell what he’s thinking

E F#

He blinks a single glowing red eye

F#m D7

So I give him a shove and then Todd starts to cry

E F#m G#m C#

Todd the T1000 scares me

F#m F#m F#m7 B

(maj7)

But I think he knows I’ve got a right to exist

E F#m G#m C#

And he sits in my favorite chair and dares me

F#m F#m F#m7 B

(maj7)

But when he looks over I am making a fist

A B A B A C# B Eb E(2)

/ /

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