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iF yoU C Jordan (Acoustic)
Something Corporate
Leaving Through The Window (2002)
Capo on 1st, all chords relative to capo.
I use barre chords for the verse and open chords for the chorus. 
Intro: 
     G       Bm       D    F    Em( x2 )
Verse:
GI have a stoBmry, a bitter anDthem
For FeveryEmone to hear
GAbout this Bmkid who just don't Dlike me
And Fthat's a Emsolid fact
GThey say he's huntBming me, and Das you see
I'm Fall swelled Emup with fear
 G(pm)              Bm(pm)     D(pm)
Cause' I can't get him off my back
If Fyou Emsee 
Chorus:
GJordan, if Bmyou see FJordan
He Cmakes me 
GSick, he Bmmakes me Fsick
CHigh school's
GOver, Bmhigh school's FoverC  
And you Gstill wBmon't qFuitC  
(Repeat Intro x1)
Verse:
GYou tried to figBmht me down at DTyler's beach
And Fman I Emthink that's great
GYou nearly crieBmd and said to Dyell at you 
Like I Fdo at Emall the girls
GYou drove home Bmreal quick, did you make Dit 
In Ftime to Emmasturbate?
 G(pm)           Bm(pm)        D(pm)
There's one too many of you in this world
If Fyou Emsee 
Chorus:
GJordan, if Bmyou see FJordan
He Cmakes me 
GSick, he Bmmakes me Fsick
CHigh school's
GOver, Bmhigh school's FoverC  
And you Gstill wBmon't qFuit
(Repeat Intro x 3)
Verse:
GYou say it's Bmchivalry, well it's Djealousy that
FLed us Emto this song
GWon't play it Bmoften, just at least Duntil
You're gone F  Em  
GYou'll stop at noBmthing but the real thDing and everything 
FUp to Emthat's pretend 
 G(pm)        Bm(pm)        D(pm)
You tried to brainwash all my friends
If Fyou Emsee
Chorus:
GJordan, if Bmyou see FJordan
He Cmakes me 
GSick, he Bmmakes me Fsick
CHigh school's
GOver, Bmhigh school's FoverC  
And you Gstill wBmon't qFuit
Fuck you
Outro:
GJordan, Bmfuck you FJordan
You Cmade me 
GSick, you Bmmade me Fsick
CHigh school's 
GOver, Bmhigh school's FoverC  
I don't carGe if you dye your Bmhair
You'll always Fbe a little red-head Cbitch!
Repeat Intro x 4

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If You C Jordan

by Something Corporate

Lyrics & chords · Original key · Capo on fret 1 (as written in this song)

Chords in this song · guitar

iF yoU C Jordan (Acoustic)

Something Corporate

Leaving Through The Window (2002)

Capo on 1st, all chords relative to capo.

I use barre chords for the verse and open chords for the chorus.

Intro:

G Bm D F Em

( x2 )

Verse:

G Bm D

I have a story, a bitter anthem

F Em

For everyone to hear

G Bm D

About this kid who just don't like me

F Em

And that's a solid fact

G Bm D

They say he's hunting me, and as you see

F Em

I'm all swelled up with fear

G Bm D

(pm) (pm) (pm)

Cause' I can't get him off my back

F Em

If you see

Chorus:

G Bm F

Jordan, if you see Jordan

He makes me

G Bm F

Sick, he makes me sick

High school's

G Bm F C

Over, high school's over

G Bm F C

And you still won't quit

(Repeat Intro x1)

Verse:

G Bm D

You tried to fight me down at Tyler's beach

F Em

And man I think that's great

G Bm D

You nearly cried and said to yell at you

F Em

Like I do at all the girls

G Bm D

You drove home real quick, did you make it

F Em

In time to masturbate?

G Bm D

(pm) (pm) (pm)

There's one too many of you in this world

F Em

If you see

Chorus:

G Bm F

Jordan, if you see Jordan

He makes me

G Bm F

Sick, he makes me sick

High school's

G Bm F C

Over, high school's over

G Bm F

And you still won't quit

(Repeat Intro x 3)

Verse:

G Bm D

You say it's chivalry, well it's jealousy that

F Em

Led us to this song

G Bm D

Won't play it often, just at least until

F Em

You're gone

G Bm D

You'll stop at nothing but the real thing and everything

F Em

Up to that's pretend

G Bm D

(pm) (pm) (pm)

You tried to brainwash all my friends

F Em

If you see

Chorus:

G Bm F

Jordan, if you see Jordan

He makes me

G Bm F

Sick, he makes me sick

High school's

G Bm F C

Over, high school's over

G Bm F

And you still won't quit

Fuck you

Outro:

G Bm F

Jordan, fuck you Jordan

You made me

G Bm F

Sick, you made me sick

High school's

G Bm F C

Over, high school's over

G Bm

I don't care if you dye your hair

F C

You'll always be a little red-head bitch!

Repeat Intro x 4

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