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DMy mother Gsaid that DI never Gshould
Aplay with the naughty rude girls in the Dwood.
Their giggling Gtalk I could Dnever undersGtand
and Athat's when I fell in love with my right Dhand
I'm a Gwanker, I'm a wanker
and it Cdoes me good like it Gbloody well should.
I'm a Gwanker, I'm a wanker
and I'm Dalways pullin' my Gpud!
I was D25 years Gold befDore I was Gkissed
and Athen I found that I preferred a swift one off the Dwrist
It's cheap and conGvenient, you Dcan't catch GVD!
It's avAailable at any time and it's absolutely Dfree!
I'm a Gwanker, I'm a wanker
and it Cdoes me good like it Gbloody well should.
I'm a Gwanker, I'm a wanker
and I'm Dalways pullin' my Gpud!
GOh, Mrs. Palm and your Cfive lovely Gdaughters,
Cthank you for Ghaving me and Dbeing oh so kind.
I've got Gpains in my arms and my Cdonkey's getting Gshorter.
CMy knees have turned to Gwater and I Dthink I'm going Gblind.
I've Dwanked over GItaly, I've Dwanked over GSpain
I've Awanked in an omnibus, I've even had a wank in a Dtrain.
I've Dused a Gbadger and a Dmelon and a Gcat
Aan inflateable Linda Lovelegs and a Davy Crockett Dhat!
I'm a Gwanker, I'm a wanker
and it Cdoes me good like it Gbloody well should.
I'm a Gwanker, I'm a wanker
and I'm Dalways pullin' my Gpud!
GOh, Mrs. Palm and your Cfive lovely Gdaughters,
Cthank you for Ghaving me and Dbeing oh so kind.
I've got Gpains in my arms and my Cdonkey's getting Gshorter.
My Cknees have turned to Gwater and I Dthink I'm going Gblind.

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Im A Wanker

by Ivor Biggun

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D G D G

My mother said that I never should

A D

play with the naughty rude girls in the wood.

G D G

Their giggling talk I could never understand

A D

and that's when I fell in love with my right hand

I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker

C G

and it does me good like it bloody well should.

I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker

D G

and I'm always pullin' my pud!

D G D G

I was 25 years old before I was kissed

A D

and then I found that I preferred a swift one off the wrist

G D G

It's cheap and convenient, you can't catch VD!

A D

It's available at any time and it's absolutely free!

I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker

C G

and it does me good like it bloody well should.

I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker

D G

and I'm always pullin' my pud!

G C G

Oh, Mrs. Palm and your five lovely daughters,

C G D

thank you for having me and being oh so kind.

G C G

I've got pains in my arms and my donkey's getting shorter.

C G D G

My knees have turned to water and I think I'm going blind.

D G D G

I've wanked over Italy, I've wanked over Spain

A D

I've wanked in an omnibus, I've even had a wank in a train.

D G D G

I've used a badger and a melon and a cat

A D

an inflateable Linda Lovelegs and a Davy Crockett hat!

I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker

C G

and it does me good like it bloody well should.

I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker

D G

and I'm always pullin' my pud!

G C G

Oh, Mrs. Palm and your five lovely daughters,

C G D

thank you for having me and being oh so kind.

G C G

I've got pains in my arms and my donkey's getting shorter.

C G D G

My knees have turned to water and I think I'm going blind.

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