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The Waitress Song

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D#-Cm-G#-Fm-G#  
D#there's a place i go for breakfast every afternoon
Cmthe coffees rubbish and the bacons always hard to chew
G#and the toast is always soggy, but i hardly FmnoticeG#  
D#and the food takes such a long time to get made
Cmeven when i'm the only person in the cafe
G#and my tables always wobbly, but i hardly nFmoticeG#  
D#youre probably thinking why would i even bother eating there
Cmon a daily basis theres heaps of other places on offer
G#i wont change to another place if the bacon is rubber
and the tastFme of the cuppa makes you pull faces and splutterG#  
its the waD#itress i love her, the way she clears plates with a clutter
makes my heart rCmace and a flutter i know its crazy to lover her
a lG#ady thats basically just a, stranger with an apron down her brother
i dont neeFmd to ask her name and G#number 
cause this D#relationship
is Cmbuilt on breakfast, im wG#aitin on her just to wait on me, yeahFm  G#  
there's a place i go for breakfast every afternoon
the coffees rubbish and the bacons always hard to chew
and the toast is always soggy, but i hardly notice
and the food takes such a long time to get made
even when i'm the only person in the cafe
and my tables always wobbly, but i hardly notice
she says hi to me bye to me thatl be 5.95 to me but i dont really mind
thats alright with me i just smile and eat
sometimes we mightn't speak for like a week
she knows in my quiet times i like to be alone
and write a poem with my headphones
newspaper bacon fried or&#65279; poached egg and a slice of toast, a long black, but
the beans are always burnt
and if the cup is dirty she just cleans it with her shirt
i wonder if shes my ideal girl and what would happen if we dated in the real world
'nah' i dont think it would work i wouldnt wanna risk what we have and have to tip cause of that
besides, this relationship is built on breakfast
im waitin on her just to wait on me
there's a place i go for breakfast every afternoon
the coffees rubbish and the bacons always hard to chew
and the toast is always soggy, but i hardly notice
and the food takes such a long time to get made
even when i'm the only person in the cafe
and my tables always wobbly, but i hardly notice
and it dont matter that the bacon i eats cold and its ok the newpapers are weeks old
but i dont mind no its fine cause shes all that im there for X2 
 there's a place i go for breakfast every afternoon
the coffees rubbish and the bacons always hard to chew
and the toast is always soggy, but i hardly notice
and the food takes such a long time to get made
even when i'm the only person in the cafe
and my tables always wobbly, but i hardly notice

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The Waitress Song

by seth sentry

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Same chords through the whole song

D# Cm G# Fm G#

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there's a place i go for breakfast every afternoon

the coffees rubbish and the bacons always hard to chew

G# Fm G#

and the toast is always soggy, but i hardly notice

and the food takes such a long time to get made

even when i'm the only person in the cafe

G# Fm G#

and my tables always wobbly, but i hardly notice

youre probably thinking why would i even bother eating there

on a daily basis theres heaps of other places on offer

i wont change to another place if the bacon is rubber

Fm G#

and the taste of the cuppa makes you pull faces and splutter

its the waitress i love her, the way she clears plates with a clutter

makes my heart race and a flutter i know its crazy to lover her

a lady thats basically just a, stranger with an apron down her brother

Fm G#

i dont need to ask her name and number

cause this relationship

Cm G# Fm G#

is built on breakfast, im waitin on her just to wait on me, yeah

there's a place i go for breakfast every afternoon

the coffees rubbish and the bacons always hard to chew

and the toast is always soggy, but i hardly notice

and the food takes such a long time to get made

even when i'm the only person in the cafe

and my tables always wobbly, but i hardly notice

she says hi to me bye to me thatl be 5.95 to me but i dont really mind

thats alright with me i just smile and eat

sometimes we mightn't speak for like a week

she knows in my quiet times i like to be alone

and write a poem with my headphones

newspaper bacon fried or poached egg and a slice of toast, a long black, but

the beans are always burnt

and if the cup is dirty she just cleans it with her shirt

i wonder if shes my ideal girl and what would happen if we dated in the real world

'nah' i dont think it would work i wouldnt wanna risk what we have and have to tip cause of that

besides, this relationship is built on breakfast

im waitin on her just to wait on me

there's a place i go for breakfast every afternoon

the coffees rubbish and the bacons always hard to chew

and the toast is always soggy, but i hardly notice

and the food takes such a long time to get made

even when i'm the only person in the cafe

and my tables always wobbly, but i hardly notice

and it dont matter that the bacon i eats cold and its ok the newpapers are weeks old

but i dont mind no its fine cause shes all that im there for X2

there's a place i go for breakfast every afternoon

the coffees rubbish and the bacons always hard to chew

and the toast is always soggy, but i hardly notice

and the food takes such a long time to get made

even when i'm the only person in the cafe

and my tables always wobbly, but i hardly notice

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