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Uncle Bernies Farm

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(CI'm dreaming...) 
There's a bAmomb to blow yo mommy up, 
A Bbomb for yo Gdaddy Amtoo! (Ouch!)
A Ambaby doll that burps 'n pees;  
A Bcase of Gairplane Amglue!
DThere's a hungry plastic troll,
D"UNCLE FBERNIE'S GFARM" 
There's a Amlittle plastic 'CONGRESS'
There's a 'BNATION' Gyou can Ambuy!
(She'll do BanytGhing but Amcry) (Yes, Sir)
DThere's a doll that looks like daddy
There's a Ddollar Fin his Ghand!) (Check his wallet) 
We gotta send C7Sanny claus back to de Rescue Mission!
Don'tcha know that Fmurder an' F7destruction
FScream de F7toys in every store! (I think this is sold in New York) 
There's a Amman who runs the country
There's a Bman who Gtried to Amthink
AmAnd they're all made out of plastic
(When they Bmelt, they Gstart to Amstink)
There's a Dbook with smiling children,
is the Dcreep who Fmakes 'Gthe toys'
( Cand C7)

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Uncle Bernies Farm

by Frank Zappa

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(I'm dreaming...)

There's a bomb to blow yo mommy up,

B G Am

A bomb for yo daddy too! (Ouch!)

A baby doll that burps 'n pees;

B G Am

A case of airplane glue!

There's a hungry plastic troll,

D F G

"UNCLE BERNIE'S FARM"

There's a little plastic 'CONGRESS'

B G Am

There's a 'NATION' you can buy!

B G Am

(She'll do anything but cry) (Yes, Sir)

There's a doll that looks like daddy

D F G

There's a dollar in his hand!) (Check his wallet)

We gotta send Sanny claus back to de Rescue Mission!

F F7

Don'tcha know that murder an' destruction

F F7

Scream de toys in every store! (I think this is sold in New York)

There's a man who runs the country

B G Am

There's a man who tried to think

And they're all made out of plastic

B G Am

(When they melt, they start to stink)

There's a book with smiling children,

D F G

is the creep who makes 'the toys'

C C7

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