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99 Problems

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If you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
C  Am  C  Am
[Verse 1] (All open chords)
I got the Crap patrol on the gat patrol
Foes that Amwanna make sure my casket's closed
CRap critics they say he's "Money Cash Hoes"
I'm Amfrom the hood stupid, what type of facts are those
If you Cgrew up with holes in ya zapatos
You'd be cAmelebrating the minute you was havin' dough
I'm like Cfuck critics you can kiss my whole asshole
       Am(single strum)
If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward
I got Cbeef with radio if i don't play they show
They don't Amplay my hits i don't give a shit SO
CRap mags try and use my black ass
So aAmdvertisers can give 'em more cash for ads, fuckers
CI don't know what you take me as, 
Or Amunderstand the intelligence that Jay-Z has
I'm from Crags to ritches niggas I ain't dumb
I got Am99 problems but a bitch ain't one
[Chorus]
If you're Ghavin' girl problems i feel bad for you son
      F(single strum)
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me
C  Am  C  Am
[Verse 2](barre chords and different strumming pattern)
The Cyear's '94 and my trunk is raw
In my Amrear view mirror is the mother fuckin' law
I Cgot two choices y'all pull over the car or (hmmm)
AmBounce on the double put the pedal to the floor
Now CI ain't tryin' to see no highway chase with Jay.
Plus i Amgot a few dollars i can fight the case
So I...Cpull over to the side of the road
I heard Am"Son do you know why I'm stoppin' you for?"
(Open chords again)
Cause I'm Cyoung and I'm black and my hats real low?
Do I Amlook like a mind reader sir, I don't know
Am I Cunder arrest or should I guess some mo'?
              Am(single strum)
"Well you was doin fifty-five in a fifty-fo' "
(Spoken bit)
"Liscense and registration and step out of the car"
"Are you carryin' a weapon on you I know a lot of you are"
I ain't Csteppin out of shit all my Empaper's legit
              Am(single strum)
"Well, do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?"
Well my Cglove compartment is locked so are the Emtrunk in the back
And I Amknow my rights so you gon' need a Gwarrant for that
        C(single strum)
"Aren't you sharp as a tack, you some type of lawyer or something'?"
"Or somebody important or somethin'?"
Nah, I ain't Cpass the bar but i know a little bit
EAmnough that you won't illegally search my shit
"We'll see how smart you are when the K9 come"
I got Am99 problems but a bitch ain't one
[Chorus]
If you're Ghavin' girl problems i feel bad for you son
      F(single strum)
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me
C  Am  C  Am
[Outro]
I got C99 problems but a bitch ain't one
I got Am99 problems but a bitch ain't one
I got C99 problems but a bitch ain't one
I got Am99 problems but a bitch ain't one
If you're Ghavin' girl problems i feel bad for you son
      F(single strum)
I got 99 problems but that bitch ain't one

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99 Problems

by Philadelphia Grand Jury

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Chords in this song · guitar

If you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

C Am C Am

[Verse 1] (All open chords)

I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol

Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed

Rap critics they say he's "Money Cash Hoes"

I'm from the hood stupid, what type of facts are those

If you grew up with holes in ya zapatos

You'd be celebrating the minute you was havin' dough

I'm like fuck critics you can kiss my whole asshole

(single strum)

If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward

I got beef with radio if i don't play they show

They don't play my hits i don't give a shit SO

Rap mags try and use my black ass

So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads, fuckers

I don't know what you take me as,

Or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has

I'm from rags to ritches niggas I ain't dumb

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

[Chorus]

If you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son

(single strum)

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

Hit me

C Am C Am

[Verse 2](barre chords and different strumming pattern)

The year's '94 and my trunk is raw

In my rear view mirror is the mother fuckin' law

I got two choices y'all pull over the car or (hmmm)

Bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor

Now I ain't tryin' to see no highway chase with Jay.

Plus i got a few dollars i can fight the case

So I...pull over to the side of the road

I heard "Son do you know why I'm stoppin' you for?"

(Open chords again)

Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hats real low?

Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know

Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo'?

(single strum)

"Well you was doin fifty-five in a fifty-fo' "

(Spoken bit)

"Liscense and registration and step out of the car"

"Are you carryin' a weapon on you I know a lot of you are"

C Em

I ain't steppin out of shit all my paper's legit

(single strum)

"Well, do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?"

C Em

Well my glove compartment is locked so are the trunk in the back

Am G

And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that

(single strum)

"Aren't you sharp as a tack, you some type of lawyer or something'?"

"Or somebody important or somethin'?"

Nah, I ain't pass the bar but i know a little bit

Enough that you won't illegally search my shit

"We'll see how smart you are when the K9 come"

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

[Chorus]

If you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son

(single strum)

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

Hit me

C Am C Am

[Outro]

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

If you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son

(single strum)

I got 99 problems but that bitch ain't one

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