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E/ F#- 202100  
 B7- [7978(10)7]
I Emust adBmit I C#mfind it Afunny
But I Emight have Bknown she’d C#mfind it Adumb
The Eair hoBstess and the C#mblow-up Adummy
EI’m in Bstitches and she’s C#mtwiddling her Athumbs
She DhaDsus4sn’t lDaughed Aonce
[Play  E   B   C#m   Athrough twice]
She thinks there’s Esomething Bwrong with my C#msense of hAumour
And I Ethink there’s sBomething C#mwrong with Ahers
EOnce upon a Btime she was C#measily Aamused
But now I Ethink that Bjoke might be C#mgetting Aworse
It was DfuDsus4nny at DfAirstE  E/F#  A  C  D  
I’m EoverAjoyed when she F#munderBstands
EI could make her chAuckle if she F#mgave me half a Bchance
But the Emost she ever Agives me is a F#msecond Bglance
She Enever gets a kick Aout of my Bpunchlines
[Play  E   B   C#m   Athrough twice]
I Esaw her Bsmiling during C#mGilligan’s AIsland
EI suspecBt sarC#mcasticallyA  
DeEspite myselBf, I’m bC#meside myAself
My Esides are Bsplitting but C#mso is Ashe
She’s DlaDsus4ughing Dat AmeE  E/F#  A  C  D  
I’m EoverAjoyed when she F#munderBstands
EI could make her chAuckle if she F#mgave me half a Bchance
But the Emost she ever Agives me is a F#msecond Bglance
She only Eever gets a Akick out of my Bpunchlines
B7Sometimes
[instrumental break]
E B
B C#m
F#m A
A B
C D
EGive me half a Achance.... 
EGive me half a Achance.... 
EGive me half a Achance.... C  D  

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Punchlines

by The Lucksmiths

Lyrics & chords · Original key

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C#m

Dsus4

E/F#

F#m

E F# 202100

/ -

- [7978(10)7]

E B C#m A

I must admit I find it funny

E B C#m A

But I might have known she’d find it dumb

E B C#m A

The air hostess and the blow-up dummy

E B C#m A

I’m in stitches and she’s twiddling her thumbs

D Dsus4 D A

She hasn’t laughed once

E B C#m A

[Play through twice]

E B C#m A

She thinks there’s something wrong with my sense of humour

E B C#m A

And I think there’s something wrong with hers

E B C#m A

Once upon a time she was easily amused

E B C#m A

But now I think that joke might be getting worse

D Dsus4 D A E E/F# A C D

It was funny at first

E A F#m B

I’m overjoyed when she understands

E A F#m B

I could make her chuckle if she gave me half a chance

E A F#m B

But the most she ever gives me is a second glance

E A B

She never gets a kick out of my punchlines

E B C#m A

[Play through twice]

E B C#m A

I saw her smiling during Gilligan’s Island

E B C#m A

I suspect sarcastically

E B C#m A

Despite myself, I’m beside myself

E B C#m A

My sides are splitting but so is she

D Dsus4 D A E E/F# A C D

She’s laughing at me

E A F#m B

I’m overjoyed when she understands

E A F#m B

I could make her chuckle if she gave me half a chance

E A F#m B

But the most she ever gives me is a second glance

E A B

She only ever gets a kick out of my punchlines

Sometimes

[instrumental break]

E B

B C#m

F#m A

A B

C D

E A

Give me half a chance....

E A

Give me half a chance....

E A C D

Give me half a chance....

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